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Once Upon A Time In Disneyland
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Regina stood with wide eyes as she surveyed the view below her. "Emma, look at how magnificent this is. Granted it's not nearly as nice as my castle, but still. All these people, and they're all mine to command!"
Emma blinked and looked down to where Regina was pointing. They were standing on one of the balconies of Sleeping Beauty's Castle, enjoying the view of the rest of the park. "I hate to burst your bubble, babe, but this isn't your castle."
She consulted the map and showed her girlfriend. "This is Sleeping Beauty's castle. Technically, I think Aurora is the queen here."
"Hell yes, I am," Aurora cheered, grabbing Mulan by the hand and shoving Emma and Regina out of the way. "Mulan, as my queen and master tactician, what is our first order of business with our new kingdom?"
Mulan grinned and leaned in, putting her head on Aurora's shoulder. "I think it should be to kick Emma and Regina off of our castle. This tactician wants a private meeting with the queen." She turned to face the other two women and pointedly gazed toward the exit.
Regina coughed and dragged Emma away from the rapidly evolving situation, shutting the door behind them.
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"Oh my god, you two are the best moms ever!" Henry cheered, taking in all the sights and sounds of Main Street later that morning. Truth be told, he had been a little hesitant to believe that Regina could actually come up with something that would allow their family to escape Storybrooke.
"Thanks for inviting us, you guys," Ruby was literally vibrating with excitement, and Belle had to wrap an arm around the wolf's waist to calm her. "I've heard about this place before, but I never dreamed that one day I'd get to see it." She winked suggestively, "Hey, when do we get to meet Belle's imaginary half? Two Beauties…"
Belle smacked her girlfriend upside the head, "And you'll be down to no Beauties if you keep this up."
"Sorry, Belle, you know you're the only one for me," Ruby smirked and leaned down for a kiss.
From the back of the group, Regina sighed. "Ugh, what is with all the romance? We're at an amusement park, not a couple's cruise."
Emma pulled her cellphone from her back pocket and entered a note to herself. Convince Regina to make more potion for a couple's cruise. "So Henry, since you're the birthday dude, why don't you choose where we go next?"
The Savior looked to Regina, and the Queen didn't miss a beat. Waving her hand, she conjured up a map of the entire park and handed it to Emma, who in turned passed it to Henry. His eyes widened and he grabbed the map, scouring it over for a second before speaking. "Let's go to Fantasyland. Today we can meet the characters from some of the older movies, like the Little Mermaid and Peter Pan."
Hook stopped in his tracks, halfway through taking a bite of a salted pretzel. He brandished his hook menacingly. "Peter Pan is here? Where? I'll rip that little traitor's heart out through his eye sockets."
Snow gasped and clapped her hands over her ears, "Killian, watch the language, there are little children here!"
The pirate at least had the decency to look a little abashed. "My apologies Snow, but just hearing the name sets me on edge. Mmm, good pretzel…"
Henry turned to look at his mothers, the widest smile on his face. "This is the best birthday ever!"