A/N: Umm… *peeks around a random barricade that appeared out of nowhere to avoid angry readers that were bound to appear any second now* is anyone still reading this…? EEP! *a crowd of angry readers appear* I'MSORRYITTOOKSOLONGIT'STWOMONTHSNOWANDIKINDOFHADAWRITER'SBLOCKANDHADALOTOFSCHOOLWORKSINCEHEREINTHEPHILIPPINESIT'SALMOSTSUMMERVACATIONANDBYTHETIMETHATIREALIZEDTHATIHAVEN'TUPDATEDYETIT'SALREADYFEBUARY15I'MSOSOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYY! I already feel so guilty that's why I decided to update today. I'm sorry! *sighs as she realized that none of the angry readers were listening with tears rushing out of her eyes*
Natsumi: I kept telling you that you need to write faster and now look what happened? We're being attacked by angry readers! *counter-attacks with her whip* GET BACK YOU DEMONS! BACK I SAY!
Me: Please! Accept my apologies!
Natsumi: Here, *gives whip* Use this to, well… whip them while I say my usual line.
Me: Eh? *then it slowly processed in her brain what she meant* Eh?! I can't hurt my dear readers! They're precious to me!
Natsumi: *gives her a look then she pointed at the animal-like readers*
Readers: RAAAAWWWR!
Me: Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Er… *looks at the whip as if expecting it to move by itself* … *of course, it didn't but she still prepared to attack* YAAH! *instead of hitting the readers she ended up hitting herself because of her bad case of Dame Tsuna-ism*
Natsumi: *face-palms* Ignoring her futile attempts to make the whip work… Thank you to Starlight346 and ddmahan922 for reviewing. To those who favorite-d this:
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Disclaimer: Everything that is related to Katekyo Hitman Reborn! (KHR!)belongs to Akira Amano~!
A/N: So anywaaay, hope you enjoy this fic~!
x_*_x ~ Introduction Arc ~ x_*_x
~= Chapter 3 =~
¤_~≥ Kindergarten (Part 2) ≤~_¤
We were talking about a certain 'pineapple' with Tsuna-kun sitting awkwardly and confused as to what we were talking about ("Ugh. A real creeper that can't be compared with Orochimaru." "… Why do you even hate him? I don't think he's that bad…" "HE'S A PEDOPHILE! DO I NEED TO SAY ANY FUCKING MORE?!"). Ahaha… haha… ha… Cough. Moving on.(I don't understand why I'm being embarrassed for Yuu.)
That was after our argument about whether or not will I really become the Hibari Kyoya's wife. Don't you agree? I can just imagine it! Me in a (freaking) whole bunny suit trying (and failing) to seduce him on our Honeymoon~!
"Kyoya-kun…"
KYAAAH~~! Then we'll have about thousands of children! And even though with my status as the Mafia Princess I'll probably couldn't afford feeding them three times a day!
"Mommy… I'm hungry…"
"Please bear with it. Your Daddy will be here with his ultra tiny bunny that he just hunted."
I don't know why I'm happy about hat but… Sigh. Impossible, I know. But a girl can dream, right? … No…?
I suddenly went into the deep sea of despair (about 400 feet deep) with a lot of almost alien looking like fishes swimming around me with Yuu and Tsuna looking at me weirdly (and me thinking it is not possible). Well, every single one in the classroom was looking at me weirdly until Yuu told them to not mind me.
"FUCK OFF, YOU SHITTY LITTLE DORKS!" He yelled to every single kid in the room that was staring.
"Gasp. He said the F word!" said a random girl (Let's call her Marie because I'm pretty sure I'm going to meet her for a lot of time).
"FUCK YOU TOO BITCH!"
I didn't pay them any mind though, I was too deep in my thinking to notice that Yuu just cursed or the fact that I was having my 'mental deep sea despair' on top of the table we were at.
'But… Knowing Hibari-san… I'll probably get busted before I even thought about confessing…'
I went into a deeper sea of despair (about 4000 feet deep). The weird fishes from before got replaced by aliens.
"She went deeper…" Yuu said quietly to himself, then he face-palmed. "I can't believe we are having a Skip Beat reference…"
Tsuna-kun went closer to Yuu to whisper something to him, "Is that fish even supposed to exist?" he said, pointing to a triangle-square shape shifting alien fish.
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That now turned into a monkey.
"I… don't think so…"
SLAM!
I looked up, already forgetting my sulking 'emo-ness' as someone just abused the poor door.
"OKAY CUTE ADORABLE FLUFFY CHILDREN~~! I'M ANNA KUREIN! AND I'LL BE YOUR LOVELY TEACHER~~!" A plain woman in her mid-20s shouted gleefully. She did a pirouette ending in a model pose. She had light blonde hair and blue green eyes. She wears a dark blue summer dress with a maid's outfit apron.
She clapped her hands once looking around the 'cute adorable fluffy children'. "Now… any questions? Hmm?"
I went down the table we were at and sat down. Beside me, Yuu raised his hands.
"What is it, kawaii-kun~?" she asked.
Yuu, his hands still in the air, said in a straight face, "Can you shut up?"
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Everyone was silenced. Kurein-sensei's smiling face froze as she slowly said, "What…?"
'I don't think she believed what she just heard.'
Yuu raised an elegant brow at her, "Let me repeat that."
"Yuu!"I said-whispered to him in warning. I already know where this is going!
He ignored me, "I said – Can you shut the fuck up, BITCH!"
"Gasp." She was shocked… I think it was way beyond that.
'Well… It's not everyday that a five year old cusses you out…'
I paused and thought about it.
'But with Yuu, I think that's going to change…'
I looked at Yuu who was flipping everyone off while saying in a rather loud voice, "Fuck you, Bitches! FUCK. .HELL!"
I sweat-dropped.
' going to be a daily thing!'
Kurein-sensei recovered and narrowed her eyes at Yuu with a glare (read: POUT) fixed on her face, "Time out for you Mr. Potty Mouth."
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Yuu stared at her with every single kid looking at Yuu.
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Yuu pulled out a random PSP from nowhere and started playing with it as he placed his feet at the table with a loud THUD,"Make me."
She was enraged now. "That's it! I'm calling your parents!" She pointed her finger at him, and tried threatening him (read: TRIED).
Yuu looked up at her with a dead-fish face. He didn't even consider acting like he's threatened, he merely shrugged. "Sure. Go ahead." He looked away and started playing again (I checked. It was a Sim-Dating Game). "S'not like I care."
I sweat-dropped for the umpteenth time. Beside me Tsuna-kun was panicking, "Yuu…!"
Kurein-sensei was enraged now, she was seething. The pout she had before was replaced by pure anger. It was really scary. Her hands were gripping the edge of her table and for a moment, I briefly wondered if she's going to flip it.
BAM!
Oh… Well, she didn't flip it, she kicked it and it tipped over in the same and other unimportant things flying in all direction. (Wow! This teach is awesome!)
"Young man…"
The kids around us were scared now, some were even crying. A cute kid with a cheery smile was calming those who were in his range. He had short spiky black hair and chocolate brown eyes. It took me a minute to realize that it was none other than Yamamoto Takeshi.
Kyaah~! OH MEH GOSH! HE'S SO CUTE! Cough. Bad girl! BAD! SQUASH DOWN THE URGE TO GLOMP AND SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! WE ARE IN A MIDDLE OF A CRISIS HERE!
Tsuna-kun who was supposed to be beside me was now under the table, hiding because of fright. Yuu only spared her a glance before he went back to what he was playing. Meanwhile, I only flinch before I decided to do something to stop her, barely suppressing my animal fangirl side.
I raised my hand, barely blocking out the cries of the kids around me. "Umm… Sensei…?" I asked, unsure. I don't what to be the epicenter of her anger even if Yuu is already at the very center of it.
Kurein-Sensei's head snapped to where I am and she growled out a "What?"
I gulped. There is only one reason why she's acting like this, "Um… Is there a-any possibility that y-you may b-be o-o-on your… period…?"
She froze. The chaos in the classroom still in motion. Yuu gave me a 'Really?' look. 'What?' I mouthed to him. He shook his head before he turned his attention back to his game (which he replaced with a Tekken 6 one while the chaos around us was ensuring). The moment he turned back though, his screen flashed and a loud "GAME OVER" resonated from it.
"Damn." He muttered under his breath.
"W-what…?"
I shrunk in my sit as Kurein-sensei finally unfroze enough to speak a word. "Well, it's only a theory… on why you're too… angry…?" I squeaked.
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She stared at me then…
"DA'FUCK BITCH?!" I flinched. "YOU THINK I'M ON MY PERIOD? SERIOUSLY?SERIOUSLY?! I'M ONLY MAD BECAUSE THAT LITTLE PRICK OVER THERE-!" She pointed at Yuu who was right beside me, who looked up and gave an annoyed glare directed at her. "JUST CUSSED LIKE IT'S A DAILY THING-!"
"It is." I muttered in Italian under my breath.
"SO YOU THINK I'LL JUST STAND HERE LIKE THE IDIOT THAT I AM AND LET THAT MOTHERFUCKER BE AN EVEN BIGGER ASSHOLE THAT HE ALREADY IS AND NOT DO A SHIT ABOUT IT?!"
"Er…"
"WELL YOU'RE DAMN WRONG!" I flinched again.
'Why is it that I'm feeling her wrath and getting yelled at instead of Yuu who started all of this? Oh Kami-sama help meeee!'
"It is me or did this crazy woman just called herself an idiot?" Yuu muttered in Italian.
By this point I'm already crying anime-style about how unfair life is.
'Why me?Why?'
"IF I COULD THEN I WOULD PUNISH THAT FUCKER SO HARD THE ANCESTORS OF HIS ANCESTORS WILL FEEL IT! I'LL SHOW HIM THE TRUE MEANING OF PAIN! MWUAHAHAHA!" Then she proceeded to laugh children around us crying even louder. Then she suddenly stopped laughing.
'I wonder why-'
"OI! PUT THAT FUCKING CHAIR DOWN YOU STUPID IDIOT!" she pointed at Yuu.
I blinked. "Wha-?"
I looked over at Yuu. He was standing up and his chair miraculously not in where it was suppose to. I looked up and… he was holding it over his head in a motion to throw it. In the direction of Kurein-sensei.
"Oh." I said dumbly.
…
"DON'T!" I tackled him in the ground. He lost the grip he had on the chair that he was holding and it went flying in a random direction.
SLAM!
The door was once again abused (it broke. May you rest in peace) and the one who strolled in was none other than the principal, Kanatsu Mayu. She had long blazing red hair and blue eyes (she also had an unbelievably huge chest. I'm so envious! I can't wait to grow up!).
"What's all the commotion about-?"
WHAM! THUD!
The once stern looking woman was now laying on the floor unconscious with swirly eyes.A huge bump on her head.
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In a second, Yuu was standing and pointing at me. "It's Mio's fault."
I blinked. "Huh?"
I looked at the unconscious principal, everyone's eyes on me. Then it oh-so-painfully dawned at me. "What?!" I shrieked.
"Hey… You okay, Mio?" Yuu asked me wearily, looking at me from the corner of his eyes.
I almost snorted in an unladylike fashion. "Of course, not."
"Sigh. Why do I feel like I'm the one at fault?"
I got annoyed at this point.
'He seriously just felt that right now?' I thought irritably.
"Because you are!"
"And why am I even piggyback riding you home?" And just like what he said, he is indeed piggyback riding me home. "We could have just waited for Father to pick us up." He mumbled.
Well, he's right. We could have just waited for Daddy to pick us up but I gave him his very first job by piggyback riding me home. And it's a strange coincidence that the exclusive street for stinkin' rich people where we live in was in the other side of town. In fact, just at the end of the street, there's already the forest.
"You're punishment for getting me into trouble." I looked away pointedly. "You were the one who started the fight!"
"I wouldn't have started it if that teacher wasn't so damn hyper!" Eh? "And you know I hate hyper people!" He yelled, coming to a stop.
I gasped. "Does that mean…" My eyes watered (I'm too weak!)."You hate me, too…?"
"Wha-?"
I glared at him. "Well I hate you, too, you damned asshole!" I started hitting his back repeatedly with my fisted hands.
"Ow! Hey! Gah! STOP HITTING ME, YOU IDIOT!" He yelled. He kept wincing with every hit.
"Jus t to let you know, you're the biggest asshole I've ever met!"
"STOP HITTING ME!"
"SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
"STOP!"
"ASSHOLE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP!"
"IS ASSHOLE THE ONLY CURSE WORD YOU KNOW?!" He winced. "STOP HITTING ME!"
"OF COURSE NOT ASSHOLE! I'M JUST CALLING YOU THAT TO PISS YOU OFF!" I said straightforwardly, not stopping my hits at him. "AND I WON'T STOP HITTING YOU!" I yelled even louder.
"HOW COULD I EVEN PUT UP WITH IDIOTS?!GAH!STOP HITTING ME WOMAN!"
"SHUUUUT UUUUUPPPPPP!"
"STTOOOOPP HIIITTTIING MEEE!"
Then a long scream was heard all throughout the town.
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Oh Kami… Oh Kami! OH KAMI-SAMA! I HOPE KYOUYA-KUN IS STILL NOT IN HIS 'BITE YOU TO DEATH' STAGE OR WE WOULD HAVE BEEN SCREWED!
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Nah. He's probably still innocent at this age. Gulp. I hope so…
"I'm bored…" I drawled out, both my hands resting on Yuu's shoulder in a lazy manner.
We're still walking. Well, Yuu is. His back is really comfortable. Enough to squish down the guilt of making him do this back breaking piggyback ride and enjoy the comfortable-ness of Yuu's comfortable back.
"Well, I'm already dying here!"
I raised my brow at him, not that he can see, "Is it my fault you're weak?"
"You're one to talk," He snorted, "You cried quite loudly the first time you tripped."
I bristled. "I told you I got dust in my eyes!"
"Right."
'Why do I feel like he is rolling his eyes at me?'
"It's true!"
"Uh huh."
I groaned. "You're not going to let me see the end of this, are you?"
"Damn straight!"
We lapsed into silence for a few minutes.
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"I'm bored."
Yuu rolled his eyes (I can just feel it!), "Suck it up."
"But I'm bored…" I whined.
"Then try walking on your own!"
"But I'm bored and lazy!"
He groaned. "If I hear another 'I'm bored' from you, I'm going to drop your ass here-"
I opened my mouth to say 'I'm bored' again when he clearly read my mind.
"Or I'll burn all your Mangas. Seriously."
Needless to say, I closed my mouth shut. My Mangas are my lifeline. I'll die without them!
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"I'm bor-"
"Mio…"
"Okay! Okay!" I pouted, then muttered, "I'll shut up…"
"Good."
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"I-"
"Mio!"
"What?! I was gonna say 'I lurv you' but whatever," I shrugged then I muttered, low enough for him to hear, "Asshole hates me anyway."
Yuu groaned. "Not this again…"
"Whatevs!"
"Please, Kami-sama! Give me the patience to deal with her idiocy!"
I huffed. I was really tempted to say 'Whatevs' again when I noticed that we have long entered our street. I immediately noticed our mansion and pointed at it, making Yuu look at where I was pointing.
"FINALLY! I STILL HAVE MY SANITY!" He dropped me. Dropped me. It seriously hurt like hell! "FREEEEEEEEDDDDDOOOOMMM!"
I rubbed my backside as I watched him gleefully run towards our house.
'I can't believe he dropped me like I was a deadweight!'
I heard a muffled shout that definitely came from our mansion, "YOU ARE!"
I pouted. 'I can't believe he heard me! I yelled that in my head!'
Another muffled shout, "OF COURSE I CAN! YOU'RE SPEAKING ALOUD!"
I glared at the mansion, still not bothering to sit up from the sidewalk. I sucked in a deep breath, "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEE!"
"FUCK YOU BITCH!" He's flipping me off (I can seriously feel it!).
I sighed. I stood up and picked up my and Yuu's bags that were forgotten then I oh-so-slowly walked back home.
'Is this how we'll spend our lives? By bickering?' I sighed. I can already imagine it. Though the one who starts is Yuu anyway. I just hope that this will disappear over the years…
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Nah. We'll probably still bicker. Though, probably a lot less.
I suddenly stopped in my tracks and did a thinking pose, 'Why do I feel like I forgot about something?'
At a certain house, a young Tuna just sneezed.
"Tsu-kun, are you alright?"
"Un!"
Me: So, there (Thank God! I survived!). The second part of her first day in Kindergarten. The next Chapter will be a Time Skip! You guys might wanna remember Principal Kanatsu Mayu. She's one of my characters, after all. Anna Kurein is important, too!
Natsumi: *nods* That's right. They are very important.
Me: And poor Tsuna! He got forgotten. Well, I was the one who forgot about him so I inserted that last scene there. XD
Natsumi: *sighs then looks at the readers* Well… reviews, criticism, and flames are welcome. Very welcome.
Me: PLEASE! I'M LOSING MY MOTIVATION! Oh! And here's a preview:
"Mio. This is our neighbor that we are only meeting now." She paused then added sheepishly, "Even though they've been here longer than us."
"…"
"Mio?"
"…"
"OMG! IT'S THE HIBARI KYOUYA!"
"CALM DOWN BITCH!"
Me: One more time! Review please!