Rory
"Oh," The Doctor frowned in a disappointed way, "We're going to have to have to make a slight detour."
"Why?" I asked.
"Run out of charge," River made use of the slow drawl she often employed for explaining something she thought obvious to those she thought stupid, "I was waiting for you to realise, sweetie."
"So what do we do?" Amy asked.
"Find a source of power big enough for a TARDIS like, say, a rift in space and time, preferably on Earth in your present day or thereabouts and close-ish to London so..." River paused and flicked a switch, "Cardiff Bay!"
"River! You are-" The Doctor began slowly.
"Right...again," River smirked and was about to turn the door handle of the TARDIS when-
"DOCTOR!" The TARDIS door flung open and a man stood there, haloed by daylight. His navy-blue military coat flew in the breeze and he turned to me, "Hel-lo! Nice new body!" He was looking me over and... was he flirting? "Not so sure about the nose though," Was he coming on to me? This was all rather odd
"Doctor?" I turned to him, "Who is this?"
"Rory, this is Jack," The Doctor pointed to the man, "Jack, this is Rory," He pointed to me, "His wife Amy," He gestured to her, "and their daughter, my wife Professor River Song and I," He held his arms wide, removing his visor, and beamed, "am the Doctor." He bowed as though he had just done something worthy of applause.
The man called Jack attempted to cover up his embarrassment and quietly apologized to me before running up to the Doctor, grabbing his head and kissing him on the lips.
"Watch the hair!" He frowned momentarily.
"Watch the husband!" River lifted her gun to Jack.
Jack laughed and held up an identical weapon "Snap."
River raised one eyebrow, grinning. The Doctor breathed in deeply, ready for a lecture, "Interesting story about those, actually. You see the place they were made-"
"Grows bananas," Jack rolled his eyes and Amy laughed, "We know."