"Oh no, oh no," Kohaku suddenly said, her eyes widening in shock. She remembered this place from reading about it in her history class, plus searching the internet because she had been really into the subject. "Please don't say we..."

"We what?" Haruko asked, looking over at her. "Do you know where we are?"

"..." Kohaku was silent, with wide eyes and a pale face. "Haku? Where are we?"

"...We are in the Feudal Era, the Warring States of Japan...Sengoku Jidai, whatever you wanna call it," Kohaku said, her eyes widening.

"Oh...crap."

"What are we supposed to do? We have nothing to protect us from demons and-"

"Are you two lovely ladies lost?" came a voice from out of nowhere. Both girls jumped and turned to see a monk in purple clothing, along with a female who looked to be in some sort of uniform..and not a school uniform.

"Uh, kind of," Haruko said.

"You see we don't know how we got here," Kohaku said, sweatdropping.

"I see..." Miroku said, then got a glint in his eyes, which the girls didn't like at all.

"Come on, let us show you around," the woman said with a smile. "My name is Sango." She elbowed the man in the rib.

"Ow...my name is Miroku," he knelt down in front of Kohaku and took the girl's hands. Her eyes were practically bulging out of her head. Behind Miroku, Sango was practically boiling with anger.

"Would you do me the honor of bearing my children?" Miroku asked her, and Sango hit him over the head with her very large boomerang.

"Serves you right, pervert!" Kohaku exclaimed, snatching her hands away from the lecherous monk.

Miroku then turned to look at Haruko but Sango had him by the ear. "Don't even try it." She then looked at the two girls. "Well, are you coming or what?"