Sollux slowly floats towards Feferi's enormous, castle-like hive, a bubble of air locked in picnics around him. He looks at the dark water in disdain, cursing the fact he can't swim and has two sea dwelling partners. He slowly lowers himself down at her door. He closes his eyes and frowns "here goeth." and knocks. He stands at her door for a few moments, nervously glancing around. Finally she opens the door cheerfully "helloooo?" then she sees him and smiles "hey Sollux! Come in.". She lets him in and he sighs in relief, and his picnics flicker out. She looks at him happily "hey I thought you were sick.". He sighs and nods "yeah thath why I'm here.". He looks at her and frowns "FF I'm kinda… pregnant.". Her eyes widen and she squeals excitedly, making him wince. She takes his hands and begins to bounce up and down enthusiastically "Oh Sollux! That's so glubing great!". He sighs and nods "yeth, yeth. FF lithen." then he grabs her shoulders to make her stop bouncing. "You might be…the other parent…I'm not thure." she looks at him surprised "reely?". He nods and she adjusts her goggles in amazment then begins jumping again "that's wonderful! I get to cuttle a little guppy of my own! I'll try to do the best I can coral it!". Sollux flinches and sighs "yeth I know you will, but remember I thaid maybe." she hugs him "I know. I don't want to be shellfish, but I'm reely excited!" . He nods and awkwardly hugs her back "well I need two go now…tho I'll thee you later, okay?" she smiles and nods "Okay. Sea you soon.".
He floats over the surface of the water "ith not even worth it two tell him. Thereth no chanth ith him. I almoth never come over.". He glares at the shipwreck hive in disgust " how thupid looking. The only good thing about it ith that ith above water.". He lands on the ground silently and slowly walks to the door. He stops and paces, procrastinating "I can juth leave…it doethn't even matter.". After a few minute he walks back to the door and stops "AA will tell him if I don't. thit." . Then he grimaces and knocks quietly 'ith a big hive, he might not hear'. But he hears footsteps coming towards the door and sighs "thit.". Eridan opens the door "wwho is it?" then he sees him and stops "oh it's you Sol, I should havve knowwn you'd be the one to rudely trespass on royal blood territory.". "thut up fithdick. I'm not going two thick around long. I'm juth being forthed againth my will two tell you thomething.". "wwell wwhat is it? Spit it out land dwweller." "I'm…pre…" he stops and glares at him then quietly hisses "I'm fucking pregnant. I told you tho I'm going.". Then he walks away as quickly as possible. Eridan looks at him dumbfounded and nearly falls out of the doorway. "wwait! What?! Sol come back!". Then he stumble out of the hive and begins to run after him, bewildered. "Wwhat did you just say? You can't be glubin serious! Did you just say you're…pregnant?". Sollux ignores him and raises himself and begins to float away. Eridan growls "damnit Sol!" and jumps into the water.
When Sollux reaches the shore he lands and walks quickly towards his hive. Eridan gets out of the water and follows, wringing out his scarf and the bottom of his shirt "thop following me fithdick.". Eridan crosses his arms and tries to catch up without running "not until you tell me wwhat you meant. I'm goin to teach you a lesson if you're prankin me." "I'm not pranking you. I wouldn't wath time interacting with you unleth I had two.". "you can't be serious. I knoww evvery important fact of science, and I know that is glubin impossible." "Not according two Kanaya." and Eridan stops "wwait she's at your hive?". his hand moves towards the large scar under his shirt. "yeth tho I thuggeth you thop following me. The'd be pretty pithed if the found out.". Eridan looks at him "but wwhy'd you tell me?" "no reathon. Juth wanted two rub in how lonely and pathetic your life ith.". Eridan glances around then runs forward and grabs him. Sollux turns to glare at him and his psionics begin to crackle agitatedly "let go.". Eridan's grip tightens and he glares at him back "You damn loww blood wwhat are you keepin from me?" "Nothing bethidth an optic blatht.". Eridan looks at him angrily and puzzled. Then he stops, as realization slowly begins to dawn on him and he loosens his grip "Am I the…father?". Sollux glances away for a moment then gives him a dirty look "no.". Eridan lets go in surprise "I am.". Sollux pshes him with a burst of psychic energy "thupid prick are you deaf? I thaid no- which meanth no!". Eridan sits on the ground and smiles stupidly "I am." then looks at him "you're…goin to havve my wwriggler.". Sollux glares at him "No! Probably Not! Ith with my matethprite…or KK…or FF. but not you!". Eridan stands and dust himself off "Wwell if you're goin to havve my wwriggler I guess I can forgivve you for pushin me.". Sollux glares at him and blue and red psionics wind around his arms "thut up.". "wwhy? That's no wway to talk to the father of your offspring.". Psionics whip around him dangerously "thut up thut up thut up thut up!". Eridan flinches and takes a step back "Cod havve a glubin fit.". Suddenly the psionics flicker out and die and he falls to his knees, panting quietly "thit.". He looks at him "you okay?" Sollux glares up at him "yeth. I'm juth tired. Go away.". Eridan smirks "like I wwould." then bends down and picks him up. Sollux squirms "What the fuck are you doing?! Put me down." "Stop wwigglin.". "Put me down fithdick.". Eridan rolls his eyes and begins walking towards his hive "Bein a royal blood I guess it's my duty to protect this wweak, defenseless little loww blood and our wwriggler.".
he he drama. oh Eridan, so excited to be a daddy (maybe to excited?). that's it for now. will Sollux be kidnapped...er...grubnapped by Eridan?! you'll have to wait to find out! ;]