Sollux glares up at him and before he can claw at his face he hears an angry, familiar voice "ERIDAN GET YOUR DESPERATE, FISHY HANDS OFF OF HIM.". They look up surprised and Karkat glares at Eridan, arms crossed. Sollux looks at him "KK I don't need rethcuing. I can handle thith mythelf.". Eridan frowns at him "I can carry my matesprite if I wwant, Kar." Sollux looks at him with a mixture of shock and rage "what the fuck are you talking about?! AA ith my matethprite! You're not even my palemate!" . Karkat steps forward, lacking intimidation and shorter then Eridan by about a foot "YOU HEARD HIM. I'M HIS MORAIL SO I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR HIM AND THAT DEFINETLY ISN'T YOU." . "That's a lie! I'd be a wwonderful matesprite and lusus... unlike you." "YOU BLINDED HIM! THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING EVERY GOOD MATESPRITE DOES. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO CARE FOR A WRIGGLER?!" "I can learn! You should just go run back home to Kanaya. You're hardly a wwriggler yourself.". "I AM THE SAME AGE YOU ARE YOU WASHED OUT MAGICIAN!" "I am a scientist!" Then he carefully sets Sollux down and puts his hands on his hips "Oh, sorry Kar, I can't tell your age because you're so short." "SHORT?! GO FUCK A FISH AMPORA... MAYBE THEN YOU'LL GET LUCKY BECAUSE THIS ONE ISN'T YOURS!". "Howw dare you! Obvviously my genes are most potent, your mutated bright red blood couldn't stand a chance against my DNA.".
Karkat pulls out his sickle and snarls "THAT'S IT! I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF YOU!". Eridan points his wand at him with a flourish "bring it on loww blood.". Sollux struggles to get up 'thit if they fight KK will probably get a hole blown through him... fithdick will probably grubnap me and i don't want two know what he'll do'. He stands in between them, shakily "Guyth thop it!" Then falls, panting. Karkat kneels next to Sollux quickly and glares at Eridan, red-tinted eyes furious "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?". Eridan kneels down on Sollux's other side "Nothin! I wwas the one wwho helped him.". Sollux struggles to sit up "I'm jutht tired. I overdid it with my pthionicth while trying to get rid of fithdick." and he leans against Karkat hard. Karkat glares at him "I KNEW IT WAS YOUR FAULT.". He tries to put an arm around Sollux but he pushes it away "I'm thill mad at you for calling me a thlut.". Karkat frowns and Eridan glares at him "You called him a slut? Howw rude, and you say I mistreat him." Karkat flips him off and growls " I CAME HERE TO APOLO... TO TALK TO HIM. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE? GO AWAY ALREADY.". "I'm not leavvin wwithout Sol!" "HE DOESN'T WANT TO GO WITH YOU." Sollux sighs angrily and sits up, pushing Karkat away "Thop it already! Both of you go away. I'm going two my hive... alone.". They both look at him and begin to protest "DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD GO TO KEEP THAT DESPERATE CREEP AWAY." "You can hardly stand, wwhy don't you let me come?".
They glare at each other and stand "THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOU." "I wwas goin to say the same.". They draw their weapons again, preparing to strife.
another cliffhanger xD sorry i can't resist. sorry it took so long to update, but finally i typed out most of it! hooray! so i'll post ALOT more frequently.