Before they can strife the revving of a chainsaw stops them dead. Kanaya walks forward sternly and stops next to Sollux, who is still on the ground. "He Is Not Going With Either Of You, He Is Coming With Me.". She looks at them, a frown twisting her green lips "Karkat I Expect Better From You." Karkat looks down embarrassed and she turns to Eridan" As For You I Am Not Surprised, Just Highly Irritated.". Eridan looks away nervously and lowers his weapon. Aradia runs over and kneels next to him "you okay?" He nods and she hugs him. Kanaya glares at them "You Cared More About Fighting One Another Then His Well Being. Now Go Home Before I Literally Kick Both Of Your Asses." Then she bends down and easily picks up Sollux "You Heard Me.". Eridan turns around "wwhatevver and walks away quickly. Karkat glances at them, frowning then walks in the direction of his hive. Sollux looks up "thankth Kanaya... you can put me down now.". She shakes her head "No Dear, You're Still Weak." And carries him back to his hive. Aradia follows behind "besides that how'd it go?" "Terrible. They're all ridiculouth.". She smiles "So did you learn a lesson yet?". He looks away and hisses under his breath "yeth.". She laughs a little "good . Maybe now you can stop running off with everyone." He rolls his eyes and Kanaya carries him into the hive.
She gently sets him on the couch and puts her hands on her hips "You Should Not Have Attempted To Use Your Powers When You Are Still So Early In Pregnancy, As Well As Sleep Deprived .". He flinches at her wrath "well it wath for a good reathon. He wouldn't leave me alone. He wath going two grubnap me or thomething.". Kanaya sighs "I Blame Myself For Not Arriving Sooner. I Thought I Could Smell That Despicable Purple Blood Nearby.". He yawns and Kanaya looks at him "Now You Get Some Sleep, I Will Depart For Now. Goodnight." He nods and she leaves quietly. Aradia sits on the ground next to him, legs crossed "long day?" He sighs "yeth." And she nods sympathetically. Then he opens his arms, beckoning and she crawls onto the couch with him. He puts his arms around her and she smiles and lays her head on his neck. He yawns "I really hope ith ourth. I can't thand any of them. You're the only one who doethn't act like an idiot." . She nods "well whoever's it is, it's ours because we're matesprites. If anyone else says otherwise I'll smack the damn bitch." He looks at her and smiles "thit I am tho red for you." And he they kiss. They fall asleep tangled up on the couch.
Sollux wakes up early in the night and looks around confused "wha? Why am I awake tho early?" and looks around for what woke him up. He carefully slides out of Aradia's arms and walks around the room. He shrugs and is about to go back to the couch when he hears a small noise and turns around. He screams and scrambles back, falling hard on his butt. Outside there is a dark shadow, clinging to the collage of small, square windows. Aradia scrambles up "Sollux!" and sends a flash of red sparks at the window, shattering them with a crash. The figure falls hard into a shrub and groans. They exchange glances and look out the window, disheveled and covered in scrapes and leaves is Eridan. He pulls his scarf of his face and wipes at a small scrape "wweh.". Sollux glares at him and shouts "What the fuck ith wrong with you?! I thould kill you right now!". Eridan looks up at him, a branch stuck in his hair "wwell I wwas thinkin about you a lot so I decided to come ovver and be romantic until your little girlfriend shot at me." And he glares at Aradia. She puts her hands on her hips and her wings flutter agitatedly "get out of here you creep before I zap you again!". Sollux glares at him "thneaking around and watching people thleep ith not romantic. Ith really fucked up now get out of here or-" he feels a sudden wave of nausea before he can finish and runs into bathroom as quickly as possible. Aradia glances at him anxiously and Eridan looks up at the apartment confused "wwhat?". Then he looks at Aradia " wwhat's happenin to Sol?" She glares at him "none of your business now get out of here.". Sollux walks back to the window wiping his mouth and grimacing "thill trying two be romantic fithdick? Becathe all you did wath make me have two deal with throwing up earlier. Thankth for that.". Eridan looks up at him and frowns "wwell excuse me." And attempts to dust himself off. Sollux glares at him "Not two mention you ruined the windowth." "I didn't do that, she did!" "You were the one climbing them like a thalker!". With difficulty he climbs out of the bush and glares at them "wwhatevver. Your lucky I'm wwillin to take care of my wwriggler, evven wwith a loww blood like you carryin it.". Sollux shuts his eyes tight then grabs a lamp and throws it at him, shouting "Get out of here already! Ith not even yourth!". Eridan jumps back in surprise, the lamp shattering at his feet. "Fine I'm goin... but I'm comin back and takin you wwith me." Sollux glares at him, enraged "That ith tho it! We're not kithmethith anymore! I never want two thee your thupid thea dwelling fathe again or I'll call Kanaya two finith you!" Then he walks away from the window angrily. Eridan looks up startled "Sol? You'vve got to be kiddin... Sol!". Aradia frowns and sends a flurry of red sparks at him "he told you to leave.". He glares at her and steps away reluctantly then walks away quickly when she raises her hand threateningly.
Aradia turns from the window "so stubborn. It's ridiculous." then she walks over and sits next to Sollux. He is siting on the couch knees pulled close to him, angrily ripping at a pillow "you okay?". He sighs annoyed "yeth, thith ith jutht tho thupid. Now no one will leave me alone.". She nods and hugs him "don't worry I won't let anyone bug you." He sighs and leans against her, then yawns. She smiles "you get some sleep." And kisses the top of his head. He nods and slowly drifts asleep.
heh. Mama Kanaya kicks some serious ass (as usual) and Eridan is geting even creepier. thanks for your reviews/follows. i really appreciate it! :)