MUX: Hey. You know many will get really mad because I keep updating this story but can't blame me really. I've got ideas stuck in my head for days now.

DISCLAIMER: Don't own anything sweethearts!


Haruhi was tired telling the people that she can do the tea alone. But they insist on doing it. She gave up.

She just sat there flipping through her notes waiting for the host club members. Half an hour had passed but still no sign of the members. As if on cue the gigantic white doors opened revealing the Half Japanese-Half French man running towards her.

He enveloped her in a tight hug. He was followed by Kyouya adjusting his glasses, the twins looking solemn and Hunny sempai unwrapping a sweet Mori gave him.

"This is a nice house Haruhi-chan." Hunny sempai commented.

"Arigatou ne Hunny-sempai. But like what my cousin told me this was built for over three decades now. They just work hard to maintain it."

They all nodded.

"Anyway what is it that you wanted to tell me sempais?"

"Haruhi!"

"Doushite Tamaki-sempai?"

"Mother!"

"We've got news. We've got a new club." Kyouya said.

"Ouran High School Hostess club." The twins added in unison.

"I see you've heard about us already." A black-haired girl said.

Host skills kicking in, Tamaki asked, "And who might you be my fair lady?"

If she was an ordinary girl, she would have fainted on the spot. Unfortunately she was not.

"I'm Miyuki Morishita, cousin of Haruhi."

The boys stared at the girl before them Slowly she went down the stairs followed by four beautiful ladies.

Once the Lobelia Girls and the Ouran boys were face to face they looked at one another.

Miyuki was wearing a black ruffled skirt that reaches mid thigh and a simple white shirt with stars in the middle. Her feet strapped with a white heeled sandal. Her black hair straightened.

Natsuki was wearing a blue button shirt, the first two buttons unbuttoned. She was wearing white slacks and a pair of blue rubber shoes. Her auburn hair now in two low pony tails.

Michiko is wearing black fitting jeans with a red sleeveless top. On top of the red top was a simple black jacket, hugging her figure. She is wearing her black sandals and is still wearing the silver bracelet from before. Her blond hair in a half pony tail.

Chikakou is wearing her pink off shoulder top with a black skirt similar with Miyuki. Her feet now wearing pink flats. Her hair is curled, bouncing up and down while she was walking.

Misaki was wearing a simple blue dress with tiny straps to hold the dress. Her feet with blue shoes. She was now carrying a little pink duck on her arms.

While the boys were observing the girls, the girls were also looking at the boys.

Tamaki is wearing simple shorts that reach below his knees. His polo unbuttoned on the first two. His hair kept.

Kyouya had his black hair ruffled. He was wearing his occasional black pants with a striped black and white polo.

The twins as usual had a matching suit of white baggy shorts and a tight yellow shirt that shows their muscles too well.

Hunny is wearing white little boy shorts and forest green silk shirt.

Mori on the other hand like the other is wearing green emerald shorts with a simple white shirt.

"Hello?" Haruhi said snapping the eleven people out of their own stupors.

"I asked if all of you would like tea."

A couple mutter of agreements were heard. Haruhi nodded and led them to the dining room.

Hikaru and Kaoru smirked and pulled the chair that was near Haruhi. Tamaki seeing Hikaru said,

"Why you little doppelgangers? Are you planning to corrupt my daughter's pure innocent mind? Don't worry Father is here to protect you. Mother scold this doppelgangers for corrupting my daughter." Tamaki said caressing Haruhi's cheeks.

Kyouya adjusted his glasses and settled his laptop down. "I am sorry Father but this is not the time for your silly little antics."

Haruhi stood up and asked someone to help her bring the tea. Miyuki stopped her.

"Haruhi sit. You shouldn't be doing this. After all you own this house too." She said moving her thin rimmed glasses from the bridge of her nose.

"Sempai are you sure this girl is not your sister, wife or cousin or anything related to you?" Hikaru whispered to Kyouya.

"No." Kyouya's simply replied. Then she looked at Miyuki. Indeed she was like him in some twisted ways.

She is currently typing on her laptop with bills and receipt resting near her. She was pushing up the rim of her glasses from the bridge of her nose and was just silently typing away. He looked back down and continued typing the latest plans for the host club.

When the tea was served the helper asked if anyone wanted anything to eat.

"Ichigo cake!" Two shouts said. Misaki and Hunny looked at one another.

"Do you like cakes too?" Misaki said eagerly.

"Hai. I love chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, mocha and every cake there is." Hunny replied his grin widening.

"Hontou? Me too. How about cookies?"

"Yes especially the one with big chocolate chips."

"Mitsukuni." Mori said hushing the little boy.

"Misaki." Michiko said.

All of them looked at the two.

"Doushite?" Michiko asked nonchalantly.

"Nandemonai." Natsuki said smiling.

Silence overcomes the whole table except for the rare chatter between Misaki and Hunny. Miyuki looked at them and said,

"So you've known about us then Ootori-san?"

Kyouya looked up from his laptop and said "Of course Morishita-san. You should not expect less of me."

The group looked at the two with interest.

"Of course. I should've known. Kyouya Ootori. Celebrates his birthday on the 22nd of November. Zodiac Sign is the scorpion. Stands at 5'11 or 181 cm. Strong subjects are English, German and Physics. Favourite foods are spicy things though you dislike sweets. Blood Type is AB. Ranks 1st place academically in the second year. Youngest son of Yoshio Ootori. Cool type of host. Known as Shadow king."

The Ouran hosts gaped at her except for Kyouya who smirked. Never had they seen someone do such report except for Kyouya himself.

"Excellent Morishita-san. You've done your homework pretty well. Miyuki Morishita Fujioka. Though goes by Morishita. Celebrates her birthday on the 1st of February. Zodiac sign is Aquarius. Stand at 5'6 or 161 cm. Strong subjects are History, Math and Italian. Favorite foods are mostly Italian cuisines though dislikes anything that is sweet. Blood type is AB. Ranks 1st place in Lobelia sophomore year. Youngest daughter of Yutaka Fujioka. Similar cool type of host.Puppet queen to all. And please call me Kyouya."

The girls form lobelia smirked. Miyuki has finally found her match.

"Call me Miyuki then. Shall I tell you all the things I have learned?"

"No one's stopping you. Say what you know."

Miyuki smirked. She wouldn't know what hit him.

"Suoh Tamaki.Birthday is on the 8th of April. Half French-Half Japanese. Stands at 6'0 or 188 cm. Blood Type is A Strong subjects are English, French, and World History. Favourite Foods are Commoner's ramen, commoner's candy (Baby Star) Prince type of host. Ranks 2nd Place in the sophomore year. Only son of Yuzuru Suoh."

"Very nice start. Shall I proceed?"

Miyuki nodded.

"Natsuki Yamamoto. She celebrates her birthday on the 10th of May. Japanese with signs of Spanish. Blood type is O. Stands at 5'6 or 163 cm. Strong subjects are Spanish, Biology and Calculus. Favourite color is crimson red and has fear of heights or acrophobia. Ranks 3rd place in Lobelia freshman. Only daughter of CEO Akira Yamamoto. Devil type."

(A/N: When the sayings being said is all about the guys then its Miyuki. When its all about the girls its Kyouya Wakata?)

"Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. Celebrates their birthday on June 9th with Hikaru being older. Height is 5'10 or 178 cm.Blood type is B. Strong subjects are Math, Physics, Chemistry and Arts. Ranks 4th and 5th on the freshman year. They love fashion just like they're mother and attracts customer by the thing we call twincest or incest between twins. Favourite food is Japanese sushi."

"Chikakou Saitou. Celebrates her birthday on the 27th of July. Height is 5'5 or 159 cm. Blood Type is B. Strong subjects are Modern Japanese, Gym, Arts and English. Favorite food is Malaysian cuisine. Her favorite color is emerald green. 5th in ranking for Lobelia freshman year. Angel type. Eldest duaghter of Kazuo Saitou."

By now the table was gaping (except for Hunny and Misaki who were still etaing their cakes) at the two. It was like watching a tennis match although noone shows a sign of losing just yet.

"Mitsukuni Haninozuka. Birthday is on February 29th. Stands at 148cm or 4'10" Blood Type is AB. Strong Subject is Math. His favourite foods are Cake, strawberry, sweet things, spicy things though Dislikes carrots He is the loli-shota type.Ranks 1st place in 3rd year. Eldest son of the Haninozukas and known as the great Karate master.

"Misaki Morishita. Birthday is on the 8th of January. Stands at 4'7 or 138 cm. Blood type is AB. Loves Linguistics and Math. Favorite includes her duck, chocolate, strawberry and any sugary food. Favorite color is white and pink. Eldest daughter of Yutaka Fujioka. Loli-shota type. Hates sour food. Ranks 2nd in 3rd year."

"Takashi Morinozuka. Birthday is on May 5th. Height is exactly 192cm or 6'4". Blood Type is O. Strong Subjects are Geography, Japanese History and Physics. Favorite Food is Oriental such as natto. Type is Wild Card. Ranking in 3rd Year is 2nd Place. Always with Mitsukuni."

"Michiko Watanabe. Birthday is on the 23rd of November. Height is 5'10 or 179 cm. Blood type is O. Loves Geography and Physics. Silent most of the time. Favorite food is barbecue and noodles. She hardly eats anything with tomatoes. Type is Random type. Simply stoic but entertaining in a sense. Ranks 1st in 3rd year."

When the duo was done they were panting and glaring at each other. The others were quite surprised. Sure, Kyouya and Miyuki was this intelligent, always about business but they have never ever lose their cool on one single person. Tamaki of course find this quite amusing.

"And what are you trying to do? Stating all the facts for the world to see?" He asked his eyes glinting with an unknown spark.

"That he/she cannot outdo the great Kyouya Ootori/Miyuki Morishita" they said in unison still glaring at each other.

All of the occupants stared at the two.

"Simply accept it then sempai. You have found your match. Someone who is about business. Someone that can outwit you and someone who definitely competes with you." Chikakou said turning abck to her tea.

"Does he?" Miyuki said her cool demanor coming back.

"You know he can sempai." Natsuki said drinking her tea.

"Urusai." Miyuki said.

Kyouya smirked.

"So tell me beautiful ladies what brought you to Ouran?" Hikaru asked.

"I convinced their father to transfer then to Ouran. After all our families had been aliies for years. They know that only I can keep them at bay. SO why separate them from me I said. Another is that maybe I can gain more profit for the club if we set it up in Ouran." Miyuki responsed.

"Do you have any brother?" Haruhi asked from her seat.

"No. I only have one sister. Why?"

"Because you are so like Kyouya-sempai. All about profits and keeping us at bay. Benefits and everything."

"Stop implementing that we are related." Kyouya said.

They ignored what Kyouya said.

"Anyway, so you are the hostes club right?" Kaoru asked now eyeing the girls before him.

"Yup. And you are the host club I assume?" Natsuki said.

"The one and only." Hikaru replied with a smirk.

"Ne Tama-chan, why are there going to be two host clubs?" Hunny asked.

"Hontou Hunny? Two host clubs? Doushite Michiko-chan?" Misaki asked.

"Not exactly two host clubs sempai. Our club is for females while these girls go for males." Tamaki said.

"Ahh. So can we go out? Like a tour to the mansion maybe?" Kaoru questioned Haruhi.

"Daijobou. Minna, do you wanna come as well?"

"Sure why not?"

"Okay. Let's go."

"Gomenasai." Two familiar voices said.

The group took a look and saw that both "Shadow people" are sitting in their chairs and still typing on their laptops.

(A/N: Reason why they're always typing? Well we have a reason! And I won't tell because it'll destroy the story. Maybe you can guess the pairings one by one. Or as my religion teacher said by one by one)

"I have to finish all the bills and everything for the start of the host club next week so go."

The group nodded in her direction though waiting for an answer from Kyouya.

"Ordering materials for next week's theme is pretty hectic."

The group understood and made their way out. Once they left silence enveloped the two beings until Miyuki looked up from her laptop.

"Its been a long time Kyouya-kun."

"Indeed Miyuki. Indeed it was."

"Still the same busy and silent Kyouya then?"

"Still the same icy and knowledgeable Miyuki I presume?"

Miyuki smiled one of her rare smiles and Kyouya returned it with his own.

"So what are you doing then Kyouya-kun?"

"Ordering some flowers from Bali. And you?"

"Doing preparations for our grand opening. I'm hoping to see you there."

Kyouya nodded then smiled. After that silence overcome the two beings once again.


WITH THE REST OF THE GROUP

"And this is the kitchen where all those cakes come from." Misaki declared grinning at them.

"So there are cakes here?" hunny asked.

"Of course." She smiled.

"Well, Misaki its better to eat outside that in here. You will ruin your dress of you don't." Michiko said coolly.

"Hai Michiko." The black-haired girl smile.

Once again the group followed the loli-shota host of Lobelia. They saw that she was sitting there in a rounded table near the fountain. They all took a seat. Hikaru said "We haven't been introduced properly."

The girls smiled. One by one they introduced themselves, similar with the boys. Natsuki added that the girl with her laptop is Miyuki-sempai and Kaoru added that the guy with his laptop is Kyouya-sempai.

"They're like twins ne?" Hikaru said.

"Hmm. I've never met someone like Miyuki-sempai. She's just like that. Always typing, calculating and whatnot. Even when we were in Lobelia. Miyuki-semapi will be together with us in welcoming the guests though most of the time she just sits there by the bar typing in her laptop. She's always about budget and benefits. Puppet queen as we call her." Chikakou said.

"Puppet Queen?" Tamaki questioned.

"Yep. Chikakou, Misaki-sempai and I are usually the one who decides in the club but in some ways she can manipulate us into agreeing with her decisions. Like puppet controlling. Sometimes we even joke around that she may be possibly related to a dark sorcerer or somehting but she will just glare at us. She's just typically about business. Silent, knowledgeable and manipulative at times. Thus the puppet queen Miyuki-sempai."

"Even though he told me to stop Kyouya is really like her."

"What do you mean Tama-chan?" Misaki asked.

"Well, If you'd observe closely Kyouya always type around right. Like Miyuki he just stays to welcome then fade into the background for Kmai knows what. Then after that he's kind of a shadow king you know. It seemed that we are the one amking the decidon but truth to be told there are times that it was his idea but he was just putting it in our mids so it may appear that it was actually ours. Quite confusing really. But even though it was Tamaki's idea to start the club, he's the one handling it."

Everyone nodded in understanding. Those two really have so much in common.

"Ne minna, do you want to play?" Misaki asked suddenly.

"What game Misaki-chan?"

"What do you want to play Hunny-chan?"

"Hide and seek sounds good." The twins replied.

"The Daruma doll would do better." Tamaki interrupted.

"I admit Tono that is a smart idea."

"I'd rather not play, Misaki." Michiko said quietly chewing on her cheesecake.

"Doushite Michiko-chan?"

"Its nothing. Go play." Michiko said.

Misaki nodded then ran. Michiko was about ot sip on her green tea when she nodded another presence.

"Aren't you going to play?" Michiko asked Mori.

"I usually play with Hunny but its good to just enjoy the view sometimes." He said.

Michiko nodded. "Me too. I like Misaki's company but sometimes too much sweets almost burn my tastebuds you know."

"You're always with her?" he asked smiling a bit at the sight of Hunny pouting.

"Not exactly but because we are in the same grade I usually accompany her. Aside from the fact that Miyuki isn't exactly the playful type you know."

"I see."

"How about you do you always go with Haninozuka?"

"Mitsukuni you mean. Well yes for a long time already its been like that."

"You know I've never been this talkative or spoken this too many words at all in 10 minutes."

"Same here. So why are you silent?"

"Why are you?"

"Well I guess its just that I wanted to be that way. Serene places are better than loud ones. With all the noise form the host club everyday I do not plan on adidng more to it."

Michiko smiled.

"Same here. Sometimes I just want to run off to live in a quiet place but I feel too obliged for Misaki you know."

Mori nodded.

WITH THE TWINS AND EVERYONE

"Ne, Chikakou is Michiko that talkative?" Haruhi asked.

"Nope. Just simple words but not that much in a span of ten minutes."

"Someone sense something?" Natsuki said.

"Uhn nothing?" Chikakou replied.

"I mean don't be stupid Chikakou. Can't you see?"

"Can't you see what Natsu-chan?" Misaki said, quite sad to stop the game.

"That someone needs serious help!" Hikaru exclaimed draping his arm around Chikakou's shoulder.

Chikakou was surprised. She was not supposed to be charm. She is the one who charms people not the other way around. That was a principle in the host club. But still…

"Help in what?" Haruhi asked still not getitng it.

"Well…its like this." And they formed a huddle. After a couple of minutes they came up wearing identical smiles and smirks.

This was going to be fun.


MUX: I can't believe I made a three chapter story with 21 pages in three days! Hahahahah. But I dunno I may ve working on the fourth and post it by Friday since I have classes and with the SPR I don't know. Hahahahah. Too busy!

Thanks to those who reviewd. Its so great to know that some does appreciate your work you know.