Aradia shakes him awake "Come on Sollux. Get up, Kanaya's here." he sits up "fuckkkk why can't I ever thleep.". She rolls her eyes "You've been sleeping in late everyday.". Then he slides out of the recuperacoon "fine I'm up.". He walks out and Kanaya smiles "Hello Sollux, how have you been?" He nods "fucking wonderful. Juth getting harathed by everyone, I'm bored enough two blow my thinkpan out, fell in the ocean once. Not two mention I vomit every time I wake up.". "Well, that is one way of looking at it." "Tho why are you here? Going two tell me I'm going two be eaten alive or thomething?" "That is a ridiculous notion, I was merely coming by to question when you'd inform the others of your pregnancy." "wait. what?" "Yes, you need to inform more then just the possible parents. Don't you want your friends of the news?". He stands "excuth me for a minute." then runs into the bathroom. Then he starts to shout from the other room "thit I have two tell thoth idioth two?! Fuck my fucking life!" then continues to lose the small amount of food he had eaten.
He washes out his mouth and walks back in "pleath tell me you're joking... I wath hard enough telling the idioth involved.". Kanaya frowns "Well they will find out eventually, I doubt they won't wonder why you're suddenly heavyset or carrying a wriggler around with you.". He groans and grabs his face "I could juth thay in my hive for the reth of my life.". "Highly doubtful. Besides, I wouldn't put it below some of those involved to brag about this." Sollux looks up then growls "I am going two kill him! If that athhole thaith a thingle word!" And gets up but Aradia grabs him "calm down.". He struggles "the fucking thory he'd tell! That prick'th a goner!" "Calm down Sollux, I do not believe he has yet told anyone. Probably in fear for his status.". He sits down angrily "tho I thould tell them before he doeth?" she nods. He sighs
"fine." Then get on the computer and posts a note.
TA: li2ten up guy2 ii am not iin the mood 2o ii'll only 2ay thii2 once.
Ii'm pregnant. Ii don't want two hear you 2ay iit'2 iimpo22iible- ju2t go talk two Kanaya iif you thiink that. There'2 nothiing more two be 2aiid on the matter 2o ju2t do me a favor and 2uck iit.
He sighs as the comments ensue.
TC: MoThEr FuCkInG MiRaCle
AG: oh good for you. You and your girlfriend must 8e soooo happy. I wonder if your gru8 will 8e as fucked up as you two?
CG: VRISKA SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CT: D- what a... strange occurance.
GC: SO MY P4RTN3R 1S OUT OF COM1SS1ON TH3N?
GC: H3 H3 H3 1 WOND3R HOW MR. 4PPL3B3RRY'S WR1GGL3R W1LL SM3LL? :]
AC: :33 how pawsitively wonderful! There is more to add to my shipping chart now.
CC: )(orray! Everyone is so )(appy
AT: uHHH... tHAT'S... COOL?
CA: Wwell I didn't expect this
TA: 2hut iit fii2hdiick
CA: don't you think you're forgettin an important fact?
TA: no ii'm not.
CA: like howw I'm the father?
TA: no you're not!
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP AMPORA. IM JUST AS LIKELY TO BE THE FATHER.
TA: 2hut up KK!
GC: WH4T? :?
CC: Eridan I'm going to kick your bass. T)(at's not true... it might be me or Karkat or Aradia.
TA: iit2 probably my fuckiing mate2priite guy2. You're not helpiing.
GC: TH1S 1S G3TT1NG GOOD.
CT: D- Oh. My.
CA: Kar your pathetic genes wwould nevver stand a chance against mine.
CG: ARE THOSE 'SUPERIOR GENES' WHY NO ONE EVEN GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU?
AG: Gog Sollux I didn't know you 8eing were such a little hoe.
AC: :33 all of my Sollux ships! All of them!
CC: Eridan you s)(ould'nt be allowed to be a glubing parent! You stupid murderer.
CA: wwhatevver just wwait. Wwhen evveryone knowws that wwriggler is mine you'll realize howw wwrong you all are!
AT: ... :0
TA: 2hut iit! Thii2 ii2 none of your buii2ne22! And fii2hdiick for the fiinal fuckiing tiime iit ii2'nt your!
TC: CoNgRaDuLaTiOnS BrO. Im So MoThErFuCkInG pRoUd
CG: GAMZEE NOW IS NOT THE TIME. JUST GO DRINK A FAYGO OR SOMETHING.
AG: 8itch fight!
CA: Sol admit you wwant me to be the father. I do havve the finest blood.
AC: :33 it Makes so much sense now
TC: SuRe ThInG bRo
CG: FOR THE LAST TIME SHUT UP VRISKA!
TA: Eriidan all ii want from you ii2 for you two diie the mo2t excruciiatiingly way po22iible
GC: 1 D1DN'T KNOW YOU W3R3 R3D FOR H1M K4RK4T
CA: wwell howw glubin rude. Evven after I'm wwillin to care for my half breed wwriggler.
CG: IM NOT FUCKING RED FOR HIM. WE'RE JUST MORAILS.
TA: ii2 not your fuckiing grub!
AG: are we 8etting on who the other parent is? I'll put money on that.
CT: D- is this even allowed? Royal bloods and low bloods mi%ing?
GC: H3 H3 H3 TH1S 1S FUN. SOLLUX YOU 4R3 QU1T3 TH3 PL4Y3R ;]
AC: :33 Equius it's purrfectly okay, love is love. Quadrents precede blood color.
CG: FUCKING VRISKA.
CG: AND TEREZI!
TA: Ii don't love any of them except AA! Ii ju2t 2lept wiith them.
CC: everyone eel be okay, just calm down
AG: 8ite me 8ig, 8ad leader. Em8arrased you slept with a hoe?
CA: Sol wwhy do you nevver express your red feelings for me?
GC: 3XC1T1NG BUT MUST D3M4ND W3 K33P TH3 P34C3. MUCH TO CH4OT1C
CG: STOP CALLING HIM A FUCKING HOE! IM JUST DEFENDING THE TROLL WHO IS POSSIBLY CARRYING MY GRUB SO STFU.
TA: becau2e ii have no red feeliing2 for you. Ii hate you more then ii've ever hated anyone! More then kii22me2ii2, a22hole!
AC: :33 I ship this so hard
AG: excuse me, 8ut doesn't possi8ly just prove me right? Karkattttttt
CA: wweh
CC: Cod s)(ut up Eridan. Youre so desperate.
CG: NO IT DOESN'T. WILL YOU JUST STOP CALLING HIM THAT?! HE'S FUCKING PREGNANT FOR GOGSAKE!
GC: H3LLO? 4LL 1GNOR1NG M3 TH3N?
TA: ii hate you all
Then he quickly turns off the computer. He glares at the keyboard and almost throws it, but stops. Aradia walks over and rubs his shoulder sympathetically and Kanaya frowns"I'm guessing it did not progress well?". "Nah you gueth?" and he leans back annoyed "fucking evolutionary fallback whatever the fuck it ith.". "Well if you were not so... passionate in your multiple relationships I doubt it would be so chaotic.". "Well.. thut up.". "She does have a point." "I didn't expect thith two happen! Fuck! I hardly even know what pregnanthy ith!" then he faceplants into the keyboard "Thupid human reproduction. Thupid dead Mother Grub. Thupid bucketh. Thupid quadrenth. Thupid fucking everything.". Kanaya looks at him then at Aradia "I shall leave you two to converse." and waves. She waves back and smiles "Oh Sollux, don't be so dramatic.". "but life ith over!" "shut up. I won't kill you to have a calmer life... Did you think you'd be partying forever?" "Maybe.". She smiles and shakes her head "Be happy you're...we're going to have a grub to take care of." he puts his hands in the air, face still on the keyboard "Whoopee.". She rolls her eyes and hugs him "Just wait. As soon as it's born you'll adore it." "Meh.". "You will, I promise.". He looks at her, glasses loosely hanging off his face "Well if ith yourth. Maybe even FF'th. Otherwith ith more of a death thentanth then a good thing.". For a moment she frowns at the name of Feferi, then takes his glasses and puts them on with a giggle. "What? You don't want the 'charmin and handsome sea dw-weller' to be the source of genetic material?" "Eww. Thath not even funny. I'd rather be a helmthman then carry that egomaniac'th grub.". She laughs and wiggles her fingers, still wearing his glasses "That's not what the spirits say.". He takes back his glasses and sticks out his tounge "Well tell the thirith two thuck it for me.".

Sollux has finally told everyone! :D xD and Aradia is jealous? :o and of course Eridan is being ridiculous (as always).

Thanks for the support! 3 working on ch. 10 as fast as I can