Karkat glances at his computer screen thoughtfully. He frowns "FUCK." then begins to pester John.
carcinoGenesist [CG] has begun pestering ectoBiologist [EB]
CG: DOING SOMETHING STUPID EGBERT?
EB: hey Karkat. I haven't talked to you in forever
CG: WELL NOW THAT WE'RE ON DIFFERENT PLANETS I CAN FINALLY ESCAPE YOUR DREADFUL EXCUSE FOR A SPECIES.
EB: you haven't changed :)
CG: I HAVE NO NEED TO. I AM PERFECTLY FINE AS IS.
EB: yeah sure. Besides the additude and trolling everyone.
CG: IT'S NATURAL INSTINCT. NOW SHUT UP. I DIDN'T MESSAGE TO TO INDULGE IN BLAND HUMAN PLEASANTRIES.
EB: So what's up?
CG: I NEED INFORMATION ON A CERTAIN HUMAN-RELATED TOPIC.
EB: well I'm a human, so shoot.
CG: UNESSISARY BANTER, ATTEMPTING TO SOUND LIKE YOU OWN A MOLECULE OF INTELLIGENCE. TELL ME ABOUT... HUMAN PREGNANCY.
EB: whoa, you're not thinking about hooking up with my sister or something, are you?
CG: FUCK NO. THAT BUCKED-TOOTH, SCATTERBRAINED WITCH?! I JUST NEED THE INFORMATION FOR AN... ACQUAINTANCE.
EB: oooohhhh it's all coming clear.
EB: you nubby-horned devil! You finally got Terezi didn't you? Going to be a troll daddy. But wait, I thought trolls made babies with buckets and a giant, weird bug thing. :/
CG: TEREZI? FUCK NO. BESIDES THE MOTHER GRUB IS DEAD, BEING A SUPERIOR SPECIES WE WERE ABLE TO EVOLVE PAST THE NEED OF IT.
EB: oh. Weird. So is it that cat-girl then?
CG: DO YOU MEAN NEPETA? NO. I DO NOT NEED TO DIVULGE THE IDENTITY OF THE OTHER INVOLVED... BESIDES IT'S NOT FOR ME.
EB: Who was it then? No way... it was Vriska, wasn't it? OMG!
CG: FUCK NO. IT WAS SOLLUX, OKAY? JEGUS FUCK DO YOU EVER SHUT UP.
EB: Sollux? The cool hacker guy? But he's a dude.
CG: AND?
EB: that's impossible though
CG: MAYBE FOR YOUR FEEBLE, CLOSE-MINDED SPECIES FUCKASS.
EB: you are such a homo.
CG: A WHAT?
EB: oh right. No gayness for trolls.
CG: ENOUGH OF YOUR INCOHERENT BABBLING, WILL YOU EXPLAIN TO ME OR NOT?
EB: I guess I can... but just because I'm such a cool guy :B
CG: SAY SOMETHING HELPFUL EGBERT... AND WHAT'S THAT THING CALLED A 'DADDY' THAT YOU SAID?
Later Karkat sighs and glances at his notebook embarrassedly. He had decided to write down anything relevant John had said, which wasn't much. here looks down 'DAMNIT I WISH I REMEMBER WHEN JOHN AND HIS GUARDIAN HAD THAT TALK... WHAT WAS IT ABOUT... SOGMETHING TO DO WITH BEES... ALL I REMEMBER IS WHAT PREGNANCY WAS. AND THE RETARDED LOOK OF HORROR ON EGBERT'S FACE.". Then he slowly flips through the pages "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE CARRIER IS 'MOMMY'... THE DONOR OF GENETIC MATERIAL IS A 'DADDY'... WHAT KIND OF FUCKING TITLES ARE THOSE? AFTER... INTERCOURSE... THE 'MOMMY' BECOMES PREGNANT AND CARRIES THE OFFSPRING..THEN AFTER ALOT OF SCREAMING (MAINLY AT THE DADDY) IT'S BORN? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF INFORMATION IS THIS EGBERT?". He glances around then goes onto Google "MAYBE THE INTERNET WILL PROVIDE MORE RELIABLE INFORMATION.". He pushes search and sighs at the flood of results "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GET YOURSELF INTO?".

Aradia answers the door and Kanaya walks in "Hello, is Sollux doing well?". She smiles and nods "just wait a minute, he's in the bathroom.". Sollux's voice sounds from the bathroom "Kanayath here?" "yeah." "Athk her when I'm goin two thop throwing up on a regular bathith.". Then he walks out angrily and wipes his mouth "dithguthing.". Kanaya smiles "As soon as your body adjusts it should no longer be a problem.". He stops "wait. Why are you here? Ith my hive thuddenly a hang out thpot or thomething?". She shakes her head "Just merely checking in on you. Besides, I brought something quite interesting." "If ith a thandwich I'd be intrethted.". She smiles "No, I brought information." "cauth thath better then a thandwich.". She hands him a notebook "Karkat researched your current condition." he takes the book "Great.". He flips through the pages boredly "He was quite embarrassed when he gave it to me. I thought it befitting if you read it though, considering it's centered around you.". He stops at the first page "Mommy? The fuck?! No one ith calling me that.". Aradia smiles and looks at it over his shoulder "It sounds cute." he looks at her and frowns "Fuck no.". Then she continues reading over his shoulder "And I'd be called... a Daddy. I love it." he sighs "I juth thaid no.". She hugs him "Awww Mommy." "AA thop that." then she pokes his face "Now don't talk to Daddy that way.". He facepalms "Am I talking two mythelf.". "Come on Sollux, don't be so grumpy. Smile a little.". Then she takes the notebook "Aren't you curious about what's happening with you and our little grub?". He frowns "I juth want two get it over with." she pokes his stomach with the book "That's not a very Lusus-like thing to say.". He grabs the book "I'm not a luthuth or a 'Mommy'.". Then he opens it and read a few pages "What do half of theth wordth even mean?". Kanaya smiles and steps foreward gracefully "You do not need to fret with the more difficult ideas, I can explain it simply if you desire. The scientific parts are mainly so I may understand and assist to the fullest extent possible.". He sighs and looks at the notebook "I feel like thith ith going two be a terrible idea.".

Yay ch10! Aradia is so cute and Karkitty is being all caring and worried 3 So happy. I wouldn't have gotten this far without any of you 3 so as thanks I've decided to write a story of your choice for each of you! I'll pm each of you (in order of when you faved the story) and write a one shot/or more? Of whatever paring/theme/ situation you want :D (of course I'll start publishing after this story is over).
So I've been going through a writers block, but don't worry it's over! thanks for being patient and sorry about the delay (now to the good part: Sollux all pudgy and hormonal xD)