Sollux examines himself in the mirror, pulling his shirt up to examine his midsection. His wirey abdomen is slightly raised, in the beginnings of a bump. He scowls and jabs at his stomach, then flinches at the replying pain.
Aradia walks in and smiles "Checking yourself out?".
He frowns embarrassed and quickly pulls down his shirt "no.".
She hugs him "Well I think you look great.".
He glares at her "I'm not. I'm getting fucking fat.".
Aradia begins to laugh "You. Fat?" And she puts her arms around him "Oh no! you might actually become a normal weight! It only took getting pregnant.".
He sticks out his tongue "thut it AA.".
She pinches his cheeks "Calm down, you look cute no matter what.". Then she wraps her arms around him, hands resting on his stomach. She begins to swing him back and forth gently "Especially with that cute little bump.".
"AA. Jeguth thop. Oh my gog we're grown trollth, theriouthly." and he frowns, embarrassed "Let me go, come on.".
"Not until you call me by my official title."
"No. Ith a thupid human title."
She smiles teasingly "Then I won't put you down."
He sighs "You're tho immature…Fine. Put me down…Daddy." and growls the last part quietly.
She beams and lets him go "See? It wasn't that hard."
"yeah it wath. It took every fiber of my being not two retch in revulthion.".
"Enough of your pouting Mommy, and I might make you something to eat.".
He crosses his arms "fine.".
She smiles "That's better, so what would you like?".
He pauses "Well. The normal stuff. Oh and thome cookieth… maybe thome Faygo… I don't know. like ithe cream. and i'm kinda up for pizza. oh! and thome kraft whatever thothe are fucking called. and maybe a thandwich?".
She looks at him then laughs "Okay, I'll try...?"
He frowns "What?".
She smiles "Nothing, nothing. I don't think I can get all that though.".
"Fine. I don't need the pizza.".
She facepalms and begins laughing harder. "Wow that book was right.".
"What book?".
"So I'm guessing you didn't bother to read the notebook Karkat wrote.".
"No, why would I?".
She rolls her eyes and walks towards the kitchen "I'll go make you a sandwich then.".
He watches her go "What aboyt the other thuff two?".
"Read the notebook and I might make it."
"Thath a horrible deal!"
"Then you only get a sandwichhh."
He sighs "Fine, fine I'm going.". Then angrily grabs the notebook from the table and sits on the couch, pouting.
finally! sorry about the wait. now i'm going to skip ahead a little bit if no one minds.
lol, food cravings.
and don't forget i'm still taking drawings for the story :)
...maybe i could make a contest?