Halo 3 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 2: Sierra 456

Back again to read a funneh chapter I see. Hmmm NOPE.

"First squad, you're my scouts. Move out! Quiet as sex." ,says Johnson.

Chief replied annoyed, "That's not quiet dumbass."

Johnson answered embarrassed, "Oh."

Then they started heading for their extraction.

They stopped to hear a brute howl.

Chief pulled up his rifle while saying, "I hate wolves."

Johnson replied annoyed, "Wow."

Then Sergeant Gunny Reynolds said over the COM, "Johnson, you be advised. Hostiles are static on the move static I've got eyes on a static Brute Pack having sex. Over."

Johnson replied to himself, "What the fuck?!"

Then the marines, Thel, Chief, and Johnson saw a phantom drive by.

Chief replies, "Hey guys! There's a phantom."

Thel snapped sarcastically, "Oh really? Thanks for the update retard."

Chief said angrily, "Why do you covenant keep calling me that?!"

Johnson said to Chief, "Okay my team will go up this water fall and you and the Arbiter go toward the river."

Chief looked at the Thel and Thel did the same and Chief said angrily, "Oh hell no! I'm not staying with this pussy mouth faggot."

Thel got angry and pulled out his energy sword and said angrily, "You waste of life!"

Johnson interrupted, "Go already!"

Chief and Thel replied angrily, "Fine!"

Then brutes came out of nowhere, "Fuck." was all chief said.

5 hours later.

Chief and Thel ended up on a cliff.

Thel pointed at a building and you can see Johnson getting kicked around by a Brute.

Then they put him in a cell.

Chief sighs, "Oh great! Now I got to save his little ass."

Another 10 minutes later.

Chief and Thel battle their way across the dam, taking down the chieftain.

They finally reach Johnson, who was about to get raped by a brute till chief killed him.

Johnson said relieved, "Oh thank God once they capture you they rape you till you die."

Chief yelled, "HAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

Then a lot of covenant came out of nowhere.

Thel face palmed.

After when they all died, pelican came and picked up Chief and Thel.

And Johnson somehoe ended up on the pelican.

Then the pelican Kilo 23 took off.

While in the pelican, Johnson gives Chief a pat on the shoulder appreciatively and walked into the cockpit.

Then they fly off to the sunset to the next level where they landed.

Sorry for being so short blame school because their assholes for giving me tons of homework