He flips through the pages, bored. Then the door begins to open and he looks up "Kanaya?". The door opens and Eridan walks in. Sollux stands up quickly, dropping the notebook. "Fuck no! Who thaid you can come here? Get out!"
Eridan looks at him "But Sol, I came to see you.".
"I don't want two thee you, how many timeth do I have two thay that?".
Then he notices the book on the ground "Hey, wwhat's that you wwere readin?".
"Nothing. Now get out.".
he walks up to Sollux then bends down and picks up the book "I'm just tryin to showw an interest in wwhat you like.".
Sollux grabs at the notebook "I don't want you two! I juth want you two leave.".
He moves the notebook up and opens it to the first page and scans through it. "Oh! This book is on pregnancy, Wwritten by Kar obvviously. It wwas nice of him to do some research for us.".
"Ith not for you athhole, now give it back!".
Then he stops "Wwhat's this? A... Daddy?".
Sollux groans "Fuck no.".
"Is that wwhat I'm called? And you're a Mommy then?".
"Thith doethn't apply two you!".
Eridan wraps his arms around him "But it does, its our wwriggler.". Sollux struggles and Eridan pauses when his hand brushes his stomach.
"Is that a bump I feel, Sol?".
"Let go of me!".
"It is! Our wwriggler is growin. Aren't you excited?".
Then Aradia quickly walks out of the kitchen, a mixing spoon in her hand. "Back away from him Eridan.".
He looks over, surprised "Wwhat?". Then she hits him in the head with the spoon hard, breaking it. "Owwww! Wwhat the fuck Ar?!".
Sollux pulls away and goes behind Aradia "Juth go dumbath.".
Eridan rubs his head and glares at her "Just because your jealous I'm goin to be a Daddy doesn't givve you an excuse to hit me.".
She stops "You? No. If anyone is going to be a Daddy, it's me.".
"You're just a wweak-gened lowwblood.".
"I'm his matesprit. You're not even his kismesis anymore.".
"Wwho cares? Its obvviously mine, and wwhen its born Sol wwill wwant me in his quadrents, probably replacin you.".
"Sollux hates you. He'd never be your matesprit.".
"Wwell a wwriggler changes things. He'll wwant it's Daddy to be his matesprit and help raise it.".
"You're delusional. You blinded him, he'd never be flushed for you".
"You're delusional if you think its goin to be yours.".
Aradia crosses her arms "I don't need to arugh with you in my hive. Get out before I zap you like a bug.".
"Is that a threat?".
"No, its a warning.".
Eridan glares at her and instead of pulling out his wand he sits on the ground "I'm not leavvin.". And he crosses his arms.
Sollux sighs "Why can't you juth make thith eathy and go.".
"I'm going to go call Kanaya." And Aradia grabs her phone and begins texting.
"I just wwant to talk to Sol.".
"But I don't want two talk two you.".
"You nevver wwant to talk to me!".
"I wonder why. When you're not trying two grub nap me you're being creepy.".
"That's glubin offensivve.".
"And ith true.".
"Wwhy are you treatin me this wway? I'm the father of your offspring.".
"How many timeth do I have two thay ith probably not yourth.".
"There's a good chance.".
"Eridan juth leave me alone.".
"But Sollllllllllll.".
"Maybe if you weren't tho annoying I wouldn't kick you out.".
"Really?".
"No, probably not. I'd thill kick you out.".
"See? All you evver do is hide here ans Ar gets you all to herself.".
"Probably becauth theth my matethprit?".
"But I'm your child's Daddy!".
"Thith again? Fithdick leave me alone. If it doeth happen two be yourth, which it never would, I might give you a call.".
"That's not vvery comfortin.".
"It wathn't thuppothed two be.".
Eridan grabs his leg and holds onto him "Sollllllllllllllll.".
"Thop that.".
"Let me lovve our wwriggler.".
"No. Ith not yourth.".
"Solllllllllllllllllll.".
Sollux rolls his eyes and tries to pry Eridan from his leg "Get off me, you're tho immature.".
Aradia walks back over then sees them and laughs.
"AA thop laughing and get him off.".
"I'm sorry, sorry. Its just so ridiculous.".
"I'm not letin go until you let me havve some time with you.".
"Hereth your time now go.".
"You could come to my hive, its wway bigger and more comfortable. Wway better for raisin a wwriggler.".
"Why would I ever want two go there.".
"I havve a computer, and lots of food.".
"Ith that thuppothed two tempt me? I have that thuff at my hive. Bethideth my computer ith way better.".
"Wwell I'm not letin go then.".
There's a knock at the door and Aradia quickly answers "Hey Kanaya.".
"Hello Aradia, is he still being a nuisance?".
"See for yourself." Ans she let's her in.
Kanaya looks at him "Really, Eridan?".
He clings to his leg tighter and hides his face in Sollux's pant leg "I'm goin to spend time wwith Sol damnit. I don't care wwhat you say Kan.".
"Clinging to him like a grub is spending time with him? I doubt these immature shenanigans will prove you are capable of being a father.".
"He'll just kick me out otherwwise.".
"I wonder why?".
"I wwould leavve him alone if he spent some glubin time wwith me.".
Kanaya sighs "Despite my disdain I believe you should spend more time outside of your home.".
"What? I justh want two thay here and be left alone.".
"Indeed. But it is healthy to spend some time away from your hive, besides I believe you have been neglecting the others involved as of late.".
"I haven't even been talking two them.".
"Exactly my point. Don't you think they want to spend time with you as well, Especially if they happen to be the biological father?".
Sollux sighs "Tho you're telling me two actually go two fithdick'th hive?".
"Not just Eridan. You could spend only a day with them at a time... I believe it is the only way to have him stop harassing you.".
Eridan looks up "Really? You're takin my side? Thanks Kan.".
She glares at him "I am not 'taking your side' I am tryin to do what is best for Sollux and his grub.".
Sollux groans and Eridan stands up and grabs his hand "Come on, wwe'll havve the wwhole day.".
He frowns "No. I'm not going with you right now!".
"But Sol.".
He looks at Aradia" Right, AA.".
Aradia smiles "Whatever Kanaya says...I don't really like it but I'm kinda tired of threatening him.".
"AA!".
She laughs "Don't worry its only one day.".
"Thath my point! A whole day thuck with him!".
"Do not worry Sollux, it is similar to a human slumber party.".
"That juth made thingth worthe.".
"Its best to just get it over with, I'll go arrange days with everyone else.". And she walks off cheerfully.
"No, AA. Uggggghhhhhhh.".

hi again! just my ramblings as always. Sorry about recent delays in updates, i've been gathering requests. if you haven't yet decided i'd really appreciate if you decide soon. :3

also i've been kinda apprehensive in putting up chapters because i'm worried i'll mess it up or not editing it enough and disapointing all my followers T~T huh, i wonder if anyone actually reads my musing? no problem. i don't mind :3

lols. Eridan's geting clingy.