Eridan drags Sollux towards his hive, cheerfully. Karkat's notebook under his arm, the other arm pulling Sollux by the hand.
Sollux glares in the other direction, ignoring him "AA and Kanaya... what traitorth.".
Eridan smiles at him "Wwe're here.".
"I know we are, I can thee that.".
"Wwell I wwasn't talkin to you.".
Sollux sighs and face palms. "Jutht thop.".
Eridan walks into the hive, pulling Sollux after him "Noww wwhere at our hivve.".
"You're hive, not mine.".
"It could be your hivve too.".
"Eww.".
Then Eridan grabs him and hugs him tight and Sollux stiffens in surprise. "Sol and my little wwriggler at my hivve like it should be, you'll see howw much you lovve it here.".
Sollux pushes him back with a growl "I will thee no thuch thing...I wath forthed againtht my will two come here and for the latht time ith not your grub.".
Eridan puts his arms back around him "Listen here Sol, my kismesis wwasn't my ideal candidate for caryin my offspring but since you are I'm goin to take care of you.".
"You can thop becauth I'm not carrying any grub of yourth!".
He puts his hands on his stomach and lays his head on his shoulder "That's not wwhat this bump says.".
"Get your handth off me, you ath!".
"That's no wway to talk in front of a wwriggler.".
"What the fuck ith wrong with you?! Jutht get your handth off of me!". Then he pushes Eridan's hands away and storms towards the door. "fuck thith! I'm going.".
"Wwait you can't!".
"Yeth I can. Ithn't that amazing?".
Then Eridan grabs him and picks him up. "I'm not letin you leavve just yet.".
Sollux glares at him "Put me down! Do I need two uthe my pthionicth two convinthe you?!".
He smiles "You can't, its bad for you.".
"Fuck you.".
"Sol just behavve.".
"No. Put me down.".
"No, I'm goin to spend the day wwith you.".
"Why?! You thaid you don't like me, kithmethitheth don't have happy little bonding time.".
"Sol be quiet, I lovve that wwriggler more then I hate you.".
Sollux glares at him "What if it ithn't yourth? Which ith whath going two happen.".
"It wwon't. I just knoww its mine."
"Like hell you do. You're jutht fucking dethperate.".
"I'm not desperate.".
"Obviouthly you are if you won't let me leave.".
"Wwell I wwan't to spend some glubin time wwith you.".
"By grub-napping me.".
"Kan said it wwas okay.".
"Well ith what I thay that matterth and I'm not fucking okay with it.".
"It'll be fine Sol, you might evven havve fun.".
"I highly doubt that.".
"Come on! Please?".
Sollux glares at him "Thee? You're dethperate.".
"Fine. I'm desperate to spend time wwith the person carryin my unborn grub. Is that wwhat you wwant to hear?".
"No. I want two hear 'you can leave now'.".
"Please Sol.".
"No.".
"Solllllllllllllllllllllll.".
"Ugh. Your tho annoying. Juth put me down.".
"Only if you'll stay.".
"Fine!".
Eridan smiles and carefully sets him on the couch then sits next to him. "See? That wwasn't so bad.".
"Yeah it wath.".
He smiles "I should start readin this.". Then ne sits close to Sollux and he picks up Karkat's notebook.
He begins to read, deeply engrossed.
Sollux watches him, then frowns "Why are you reading like that?".
"Like wwhat?".
"Like ith a good book or thomething.".
He pushes up his glasses a little, still reading "Wwell I wwant memorize evvery fact I can on this subject.".
"Why?".
"So I can help you and be a good Daddy.".
Sollux rolls his eyes then crosses his arms and sighs, irritated.
Eridan pauses and looks at him "Do you wwant me to pay attention to you, instead?".
He glares at him "By all meanth read, I'd prefer that you don't pay me any attention.".
He smiles "I knoww you wwant my undivvided attention.". And he sets down the book.
"Not really.".
Then Eridan puts his arm around him. Sollux sighs and glares at him.
He smiles "So howw havve things been goin?".
"Jutht great. Couldn't you tell?".
He ignores the retort and looks at him "So since wwe're goin to be its lusi... wwhat you wwant to name it?".
Sollux looks at him surprised then glares at him, awkward "Thath not your buithneth... your not going two be ith luthuth.".
"Havve you thought of anythin yet?".
"Thut up.".
"I havve a feww ideas.".
"Thut up.".
"Maybe wwe could name it after-" then Sollux grabs the notebook and hits him in the face with it before he can finish.
"Jutht go back two reading.".
He takes the notebook and looks at him "I knoww your irritable but this is important. You'vve got to be a little bit excited.".
"I'm excited two leave if thath what you mean.".
"Are you hungry? That my make you happier.".
Sollux crosses his arms "No.". Then his stomach growls and he frowns "fuck.".
He smiles "That wwould be a yes." And stand. "Wwhat wwould you like?".
He frowns "I don't know. Thome cake and pizza and a thandwich and ithcream. what AA would've made me if you hadn't dragged me over here.".
Eridan looks at him, surprised "All that?".
Sollux glares at him "Yeth. Unleth you can't make it, then I'll go home.".
He shakes his head "No I can make it.".
Then gets up and goes into the kitchen, looking around for things.
After a little while Sollux walks in and hops up on the counter "Ith there any Faygo?".
Eridan stops and whirls around "No! I don't wwant that nasty sludge anywwhere near my wwriggler!".
He frowns "Jeguth, I wath jutht athking." And he puts his head on his hand bored "You never thut up about it 'my wriggler, my offthpring' . Gog you thound like a broken record.".
"Wwell one of us has to be responsible.".
He snaps, irritated "I know how two take care of mythelf. Ith not even your buithneth.".
"Yes it is, you knoww that.".
"No, ith AA'th job, not yourth.".
"Just wwait, wwhen its born you'll realize I am right.".
"I wath jutht about two thay the thame thing.".
He puts down a tub of ice cream and walks over to Sollux "Look I'm tryin to help you, the least you could do is showw me some gratitude.".
"Gratitude for thalking me and attempted grub-naping, thure no problem.".
Eridan sighs, exasperated "No, for showwin my loww-blooded kismesis and our wwriggler undivided attention and affection.".
"There goeth the broken record again. Now could you thut up and make me a thandwich?".
He sighs "don't boss me around lowwblood."
"I'll both you around if I want, dumbath."
"Just you wwait. Wwhen that grub is born-
"you thill couldn't do anything now go make me a thandwich.".
"Sol."
"That doethn't thound like a thanwich ith being made... or are you going two let me and thith grub tharve?".
He frowns "one day I wwill get you back."
"Theriouthly going two threaten a pregnant perthon? Thath fucked up.".
He growls frustrated and goes back to the fridge, grumbling a strings of insults.
Sollux leans back and smirks 'thith may not be tho bad after all'.
Eridan hands him a sandwich and he smirks "I feel in the mood for thomething elthe now.".
He sighs and glares at him "Wwhat wwould you like?".
Sollux shrugs "I don't know.".
Eridan frowns looks at him "okay, wwould you like to look around?".
"You do that for me.".
He sighs "you're bein difficult on purpose aren't you?".
"At least I'm not clinging with that annoying whine 'Thollllllllll'."
"Sol.".
"Thee? Perfect example.".
"Wwill you be quiet?".
"Nah, I don't think tho.".
Then Eridan stops himself from protesting and smiles "Stressin is bad for you, so I wwon't argue.". Sollux crosses his arms "If you thated away from me I'd be a lot leth threthed.". "You don't mean that." "I'm pretty thure I do.". Then Eridan throws his arms around him in a hug "If I showw you enough affection you'll be nicer to me.". Sollux pushes his hands away "Groth.". "Come on Sol, you cant resist my charm and good looks." "Everything you jutht thaid wath a lie." "I wwould be better for evveryone if wwe got along." "Not for me." "You'vve got to start thinking more about the wwriggler and less about yourself.". "I am. I'm protecting it from you, aren't I?" and he grabs the sandwich and takes a bite. Eridan smiles and he glares at him "Tatheth terrible.". He sighs "Do you wwant somefin else then?" "No." "You're goin to make this as difficult as possible, aren't you?" "Yep.".
Let me start of by saying...I'm so sorry about the dely! I was on a family trip (XP) and i hardly had time to write this chapter, let alone post it. But i've finally got it up, chapter lucky number thirteen!
Sollux is being more difficult then ever and Eridan's trying not to be a clingy Douche! Will Sollux warm up to him?... Highly doubtful!
but anyways i'm puting up a poll to do with the story and i'd really appreciate if you vote, it will help me figure out how the story progresses. Well thats it, i missed you all and Arrevirderchi for now!