Halo 3 Screwed Up Version
Chapter 4: Tsavo Highway Up My Ass
Funny chapter isn't it. Okay. Now let's read this shit.
p.s. The White VS Green: I have moved away from my team for a few reasons but I haven't abandoned or forgotten them and you people. There will be a chapter soon.
p.p.s people at my school say my books suck we'll here's what I got to say them FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU HATERS OUT THERE YOUR JUST JEALOUS THAT U CAN'T MAKE FUNNY OR RANDOM BOOKS LIKE ME
Thank you! Now on this story ha ha!
Chief started waking up and no one cared about him while he was waking up.
He looked around saying, "What the hell happened?"
…and of course no one answers him (LOL).
He goes to the elevator wreckage and says, "Um…"
Then points at an injured marine, "He did it."
The injured marine face palmed while a marine Corpsman starts helping the injured marine.
The injured marine said to Corpsman in pain, "Ah! I've got a broken rib."
Corpsman said angrily, "Do you want to bleed like a woman's on her period?"
The marine shook his head.
"Then I've got to keep pressure on the wound."
Then the wounded marine forgot about the conversation and said, "I think I broke something."
Everyone in the whole GOD DAMN room turned into a "You Don't Say" face/meme.
Chief grabs a warthog and drives out abandoning everyone.
Hours of running over the little bastards (covenant) and jumping out and killing covenant then respawning over a plasma pistol shot and holy crap a talking tuna fish later.
Chief makes it to a shield barrier and destroys the power source behind it.
Anyways, what dumbass puts the power source behind the shield, I mean really?!
By the way chief is at the end of the highway.
Some Pelicans, including Kilo 23 arrives and drops off marines and Warthogs.
Commander Keyes is piloting one of them.
She calls over the COM to the Good Lord Hood, "We made it!"
Hood replies, "Music to my ears. What about the Ark?"
Keyes answered, "Fully, uncovered sir."
Hood snapped, "Well, hurry the fuck up! I want it now!"
Keyes said, "Yes sir!"
The pelicans flew off.
Then chief draws hid MA5C and walks to one of the Warthogs to retake Voi from the retarded Covenant.
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Sorry for being so short there wasn't that much summarizing