A stern voice calls out "Nepeta, where are you? I order you to tell me."
she rolls her eyes "Over here Equius!".
He walks over in there direction and stops with a grimace. "Nepeta I demand you remove you're hands from... him."
She crosses her arms "But I was feeling Pallux's kit.".
"I want to keep you away from them for you're own good. It is... wrong.".
"Equius! They're right here. Mew are being mean."
He frowns as his gaze moves from Sollux to Feferi "He should not be parading around his strange ailment.".
Sollux rolls his eyes "Tho thorry I got knocked up. Let me jutht hide under a rock for the retht of my life.".
"You should show more regret for involving a disgraceful low blood such as yourself in scandelous event with two royal bloods." Then he sweats a little more. "As well as betraying the relationship of Miss Megido."
Sollux's eyes narrow "My relationthip with AA ith none of you're buithneth. The'th happy about thith you thweaty, egotithtical creep.".
Equius glares at him then Nepeta sighs and stands in between then "Sorry about this. Furwell guys.". Then grabs his arm and pulls him away.
"Bye NP.".
"Bye Nepeta, Equius.".
Sollux takes off his glasses and sighs frustrated, tearing up a tuft of grass. "Thupid jerk!" Feferi smiles, understanding "Will we ever ever get to spend a hull peaceful bay togeather.".
"Probably not when everyone'th bugging me."
"Calm down. The rest of the bay it'll just be you and me." And she rubs his shoulder reassuringly.
He sighs "I hope you're right.". Then lays back, tired.
"Would you like a sandwich?"
"Hell yeah."
She giggles and opens up a basket and hands him one. Then grabs one for herself.
He eats it quickly "Thank gog. I wath thtarving."
She takes a bite and smiles "We can't let that happen, can we?".

Feferi walks Sollux to Karkat's hive cheerfully "That was so fun!".
He smiles a little "Yeah it wath nithe when we weren't being bugged by the otherth."
They walk up to the door and she smiles "Well now it's Karcrab's turn.".
He nods "Thorry I couldn't thpend the night.".
She shrugs "Whale I don't want you drowning." then smiles and kisses his cheek.
He smiles and kisses her back then pulls away and knocks.
Karkat opens the door and Feferi waves "Hey Karcrab.".
He nods "Feferi.". When he looks at Sollux his expression becomes alarmed. "SOLLUX COME INSIDE RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE WAY TO UNDERDRESSED FOR THIS WEATHER!".
"What are you talking about? Ith a normal day."
"IN NOW. BEFORE YOU CATCH A COLD.". Then he hurries him in.
Feferi smiles, holding back a laugh "Whale sea you bouyes later then."
Karkat nods and Sollux hops onto the couch with a frown "You're acting tho weird KK.".
He closes the door and walks over "I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR WELL-BEING."
"You mean hovering?"
"NO. I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF YOUR PROPER CARE. WHILE EVERYONE ELSE OBLIVIOUSLY FROLICS LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKASSES SOMEONE HAS TO BE MATURE."
"Thighhhhhhhhhh."
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN PREPARING FOR THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF BECOMING A PARENT."
"Ith'nt being pregnant enough?".
Karkat crosses his arms and begins to lecture. "YOU SHOULD BE THURROUGHLY RESEARCHING AND PREPARING FOR THIS. YOU MUST BE CAPABLE OF PROPER GRUB CARE BEFORE IT'S BORN."
"Gog you thound like your inthufferable danthethtor."
"DON'T COMPARE ME TO THAT PRICK YOU WHINY DOUCHE- UH...I MEAN... YOU'RE NOT AT ALL READY. DID YOU EVEN READ THE NOTES?"
"I thkimed them.".
Karkat facepalms with a growl. "NEVERMIND.".
Sollux gets up "Good. If you thoped hovering I'm going two find thomething two eat.". Then walks into the kitchen.
Karkat follows "WAIT. WE NEED TO MONITER YOUR FOOD INTAKE.".
He rolls his eyes and sighs "Theriouthly? You're taking food from me now?".
"YOU NEED TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY DIET."
"Whatever." Then he grabs a bag of chips.
He takes the bag "NO CHIPS."
"But KK!"
"NO BUTS.".
Sollux glares at him then grabs the bag and climbs onto the table.
"GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANT!".
Sollux ignores him and opens the bag, stuffing a handful of chips into his mouth.
"NO! STOP EATING THOSE! THE CALORIES ARE TO HIGH PER SERVING."
Sollux rolls his eyes and stands up on the table tauntingly. He puts his hands on his hips "LOOK AT ME. I'M KARKAT A HUGE, INCONTHIDERATE DOUCHE WHO HATH TWO TAKE ALL OF POOR THOLLUX'TH FUN EVEN THOUGH HE'TH PREGNANT."
"VERY MATURE. YOU'RE TWO FUCKING MONTHS PREGNANT AND YOU'RE STANDING ON A TABLE, INPERSANATING ME?"
Sollux eats another handful "EVEN IF I'M POTHIBLY THE FATHER I HAVE TWO MAKE THOLLUX MITHERABLE WHEN ALL HE WANTH ITH TWO EAT A PUNY BAG OF CHIPTH."
"OKAY FINE! I'M A HUGE INCONSIDERATE DOUCHE BUT WILL YOU JUST GET OFF THE TABLE? YOU CAN FALL OF IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL."
"Can i keep the chipth?"
"FINE.".
"Okay.". Then he starts to jump but Karkat blocks him "NO! NO, NO NO. YOU CAN'T JUMP. NO JOSTELING AROUND.".
Sollux frowns "Tho how will I get down?".
He frowns and holds out his arms. "I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN.".
"You're thorter then me.".
Karkat blushes slightly "SHUT UP.".
Sollux sighs "Fine. But thith ith thupid.". Then slides into his arms.
He staggers a little then carefully sets him down. His hand brushes over his stomach and he pauses and looks at him.
Sollux glares at him "What?".
Karkat looks away, embarrased "I JUST UM... NOTHING.".
Sollux sighs "I know. I'm fat. Everyone hath two bring it up."
Karkat looks at him "WEIGHT GAIN IS INEVITABLE.".
"Gee, thankth. I feel tho much better."
"WELL IT IS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BLAME ME."
He frowns "At leatht you don't want two grab at me like everyone elthe.".
"WAIT. EVERYONE ELSE GOT TO FEEL?"
"Not you two KK. Don't give me that 'ith tho cute' crap either."
"JEGUS. I WAS JUST ASKING."
"Well don't ask because I'm tired of being coddled."
"LIKE I'D EVER CODDLE YOU. PREGNANT OR NOT."
"But you'll annoy the thit out of me with your hovering."
"I'M NOT HOVERING."
Sollux rolls his eyes "Right." and continues eating.
"HOVERING IS BETTER THEN ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T CARE."
"You better not be refering two me."
"MAYBE IF YOU SHOWED A LITTLE MORE INTEREST IN BEING PREGNANT I WOULD'NT NEED TO HOVER."
"Don't thart that! I'm the one doing the work, you don't know what I have two go through."
"I KINDA DO. REMEMBER? I'M THE ONE WHO ACTUALLY TRIED TO DO RESEARCH."
"Yeah what good that did 'You're a Mommy' how helpful."
"THAT WAS WHAT EGBERT SAID! AND IF YOU READ PAST THE FIRST PAGE."
"I don't need two! I know whath happening two my own body!"
"YOU DON'T! THAT'S WHY I DID THE RESEARCH."
"And you're thuddenly an expert?"
"I KNOW MORE ABOUT IT THEN YOU DO."
"Yeah, right."
"I SWEAR TO GOG I'LL SHOW YOU A VIDEO OF A LIVE BIRTH IF YOU KEEP THIS UP."
Sollux glares at him and eats another handful of chips "Then I'll tell everyone you cry during thex."
Karkat flushes bright red "T-THAT IS MY PERSONAL INFORMATION! NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT."
Sollux smirks, smugly "That thure made you quiet."
He crosses his arms and mumbles "SHUT UP FUCKASS.".
He rolls his eyes. "And I wath thinking you'd be a modetht role-model of a luthuth.".
"I'LL BE A GREAT LUSUS DON'T GIVE ME THAT.". Then he looks down, blushing furiously "SO CAN I... FEEL?".
Sollux rolls his eyes, throwing the empty bag aside "Thould I even bother thay no anymore? No one lithenth tho go ahead." "IT'S ONLY FAIR SINCE EVERYONE ELSE GOT TO."
Sollux rolls his eyes, throwing the empty bag aside "Thould I even bother thay no anymore? No one lithenth tho go ahead."
Karkat walks up to him nervously and Sollux rolls his eyes "Well?".
"DON'T RUSH ME." then scoots a little closer, hand nervously reaching out.
Sollux rolls his eyes "My gog." then grabs his hand and guides it to his stomach "There. I don't want two wait around all day."
Karkat blushes and looks at him embarrassed "I CAN FEEL THE-UM- RAISED SKIN."
"Ah derrrrr."
He blushes more "SHUT UP. I JUST WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE...DIFFRENT."
Sollux leans back against the table "Yeah I'm fat now, get over it.".
"THE EXTRA WEIGHT ISN'T BAD. YOU DON'T LOOK TERRIBLE-I MEAN... YOU LOOK GOOD...MAYBE EVEN "CUTE" BY MANY TROLL'S STANDARDS.".
Sollux looks at him and raises an eyebrow "Ummm KK?"
"YES SOLLUX?"
"Could you get your hand off me now?"
"OH RIGHT." then he quickly snatches his hand away, embarrased. Karkat clears his throat, "WELL... FEFERI BROUGHT YOU BACK PRETTY LATE AND SINCE YOU'VE EATEN YOU SHOULD GO TO BED."
Sollux sighs "Fine. Do I thleep on the couch or what?"
"YES. IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST FOR YOU TO AVOID SOPHOR SLIME."
He sighs "I thought you'd thay that."
Karkat goes bright red "I COULD SLLEP ON THE COUCH WITH YOU...SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE ABOUT HOW UNFAIR IT IS."
"Tho you want two get intwo bed with me? I thought I wath thuppothed two be the thlut."
"SHUT UP, NOT LIKE THAT. I JUST MEANT BEING YOUR MORAIL IT IS MY JOB TO SUPPORT YOU, ESPECIALLY WHEN SUFFERING BUT OBVIOUSLY YOUR NOT INTERESTED SO GOOD NIGHT."
Sollux rolls his eyes "Jutht thut up and get the blanketh."
Karkat nods a little and grabs blankets and some pillows and gets the couch ready.
He yawns, sitting in a chair "Will you hurry it up, KK?"
He sets down the blankets "OKAY, IT'S READY." and looks over at Sollux. He's curled into a little ball, fast asleep in the chair.
Karkat smiles faintly and walks over to him "FUCKASS YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE WRONG SPOT.". Then he carefully picks him up, struggling. Sollux shifts a little and wraps his arms around his neck and snores quietly. Then Karkat sets his on the couch and puts the blankets on him, gently tucking him in. He gets in beside him and closes his eyes. Sollux turns around and wraps his arms around him and Karkat blushes.
Then he hears a muffled sob and stiffens. He carefully turns around and faces Sollux and frowns, he is still asleep but his face is damp with tears and another sob shudders his frame. Karkat sighs and mutters "ANOTHER ONE OF HIS NIGHTMARES." and wipes away the yellow tears gently, fingers brushing over his eyelashes "HUSH, IT'S ALRIGHT.". His eyes flutter and he curls up tighter, one hand wrapping around his stomach, the other gripping Karkat tightly.
Karkat looks at him sad and hugs him tight with both arms "IT'S ALRIGHT. I'M HERE, PLEASE DON'T CRY.".
"KK what the fuck are you doing?" his voice is irritated and muffled, his face pressed into Karkat's chest.
"NOTHING."
"Well let me thleep." he says grumpily and rolls over.

The next morning Sollux pushes him off the couch in his run to the bathroom.
Karkat sits up "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SOLLUX.". He gets up and walks outside the bathroom and flinches at the souch of his vomiting. "DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?"
"No!"
"OKAY. SORRY."
Then his voice is smaller "Hey KK?"
"YES?" and he walks in and sits down next to Sollux, lying on the ground.
He crawls onto his lap, exausted "When doeth the book thay I thop doing thith?"
"IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY IN THE SECOND TRIMESTER, SO ABOUT TWO TO THREE MORE MONTHS."
He sighs "Great."
Karkat rubs his back a little "IT'LL BE OVER WITH SOON."
"KK?"
"YES?"
"Remember when I thaid I'd hate the combined product of you and mythelf more than you could ever hate me and mythelf and you and yourthelf on your wortht day?"
"YES."
"I didn't mean it."
Karkat looks at him "THANK YOU, SOLLUX."
"Thut up and get me food. I want two go home."
"ALRIGHT. DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE OR ANYTHING."

Sollux runs towards his hive and Karkat follows behind, walking. Aradia runs outside and throws her arms around him and whirls him around "I missed you so much!". And she plasters his face in kisses. "I mithed you two AA!" Karkat watches them, arms crossed "BE GENTLE WITH HIM." Aradia smiles "Don't worry Karkat, I am. Thanks for bringing him back in one piece." He nods and looks away as they kiss again "WELL I'M GOING TO LEAVE NOW THAT HE'S HOME." "Okay, thee you KK." Then Karkat walks away quickly "AND BE MORE CAREFUL FUCKASS."

Hey there! I'm finally back! Thank you so much for following this shitty fic, so many of you, I appreciate it so much! I'm so sorry I haven't posted in so long and I hope you enjoy this... Solkat hints and KK being all overprotective! ;) okay maybe to much Solkat...I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself, but i did end with a reminder to how much Aradia dominates Sollux's heart and thoughts (way to go all poetic there)

But I think after this I'm going to skip a little because I sense you're all getting a little bit restless (I can all ready hear the shouts of 'Sollux push the damn thing out already!') I want to cover as much as I can of his pregnancy, it being a pregnancy fic but I'll admit even I'm getting a little impatient *laughs* I read back and found a fuck ton of errors so If there are any mispellings or mistakes i'm super sorry, i tried hard to find them but i might not have gotten them all