Halo 3 Screwed Up Version
Chapter 7: The Boat
Hello once again peoples LETS READ!
The Sangheili (elite) cruisers and the "Shadow of Zero Fucks" assault carrier arrive on the other side of the slipspace portal.
The Forward unto Dawn which changed to The Backward unto Dusk are with the Sangheili fleet.
A colossal structure is below them (it's the Installation 00, why isn't anyone saying it) and a Covenant fleet is straight ahead.
Inside the bridge of the Shadow of Zero Fucks, a Sangheili Major alerted Ratas, "Brute shits…I mean ships. Staggered line! Shitmaster…I mean Shipmaster, they outnumber us, three-to-one!"
The Major sucks at Englith….God dammit so do I! (jk lol)
ODST's and Dumbass Marines board a pelican with The Chief.
They leave and land on the installation 00 or…you know what?
Just call it the fucking boat!
Chief and two ODST's jumped out of the pelican.
As the team moves on, one spots what looks like a galaxy in the sky.
One of the ODST's said, "Holy merry mother of God and call me a saint, is that…"
Chief answers, "Dude, really? You're going to die if you mention it."
He said, "Never mind then."
The ODST's which turned into marines (how the fuck) took up their positions up the ledge and their overlooking a Covenant encampment.
An ODST in red armor who is the squad leader turns to Chief, "Hey Chief I have a…"
He was interrupted by Chief's sniper rifle which killed a brute.
The ODST decided to fire at the Covenant without saying another word.
5 hours of talk, talk, talk, talk, and SHUT THE FUCK UP later.
They finally at the end they reach the boat control room and then they leave for some odd reason.
Thanks for reading i know this one was short but don't worry the next one will be about 1,000 words or more...or less