Halo 3 Screwed Up Version

Chapter 10: Dahalo Again

OMGWTFBBQ FOSJFPOJFOPDJSPOFJKOPFK LAST MOTHER FUCKING CHAPTER OH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH HERE WE DA FAQ GO

P.S. Happy Birthday ME on May 30, 2014

The scene starts off with a big giant twinkie in the sky showing its tasty goodness (YUM!)

Then it fades into a pelican where the Chief, Cortana, and Thel (Arbiter) are on board and are heading toward the Installation 04B (B mean's BITCH).

The assault carrier called Shadow of Zero Fucks is under the megastructure (Unknown name WTF).

Ratas said in a good mood (wait…Sangheili's have feelings), "We are aboard, Humans…and Elites oh yeah."

Then questioned, "Will you not come with us brother?"

Thel answered, "No. This is our fight. And I will see it finished."

The pelican is getting closer to the ring (OMG).

Cortana questioned, "Johnson? Do you have the Frigate?"

Johnson replies, "Aww yeah! Just hang on I'm watching porn."

Chief said shockingly, "Da faq?!"

Everyone hears the sound of slapping of some sort and "ahh" this and "ahh" that.

Johnson said embarrassed, "Oh sorry I didn't realize my COM was still on."

Then Johnson turns off his COM.

Chief crashed the pelican because he loves crash landings and it always happened on the second level on Halo CE and Halo 2.

Cortana said shocked, "It's so new…unfinished. I don't know what will happen if we fire it."

Thel tossed chief an assault rifle.

Chief says, "Time to kill and then go to Portal to head home."

While heading to the control room the Gravemind said angrily, "Did you think that I was defeated?"

Flood pods came down in the process.

Chief replies, "No, but in a matter of minutes you going to fucking die."

Thel and Chief made it on the top of the tower where they see the front doors that lead to the control room.

Johnson teleports (how da faq) on a cliff with a Spartan Laser, shooting down Flood forms.

Johnson yelled to the Spark plug, "Open the damn door already!"

Then the door opens. Chief, Thel, and Johnson ran in and the door closed before the flood came in.

Cortana questioned, "Oh fuck! Why the monitor?"

Chief answered, "Bitch! He is a friend now."

Cortana huffed, "Yea! Like I'm going to believe that shit."

They made it into the control room.

Johnson ran to the control station and was starting to activate Dahalo.

Spark Plug replied, "Don't do that you'll destroy it. It's not even finished."

Johnson said dismissively, "Deal with it."

Pluggity McPlug Plug (Spark Plug) said to himself, "…but it will destroy this installation."

Spark Plug decided to use his "I'M A FIRIN MA LAZER" thing out of his "eye" and shot Johnson up close.

You can hear Cortana saying in the distance, "I FUCKING KNEW IT!"

Spark Plug shot Arbiter and Chief and that mother fucker hurt.

Chief spawned a Spartan Laser and killed Spark Plug.

HE'S FINALLY DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD!

Anyways, Johnson dies and Chief decided to kick his dead body off the cliff.

Chief waved good bye with a :) face.

Cortana replies in anger, "You are so fucking mean. You know that, right?"

Chief takes out her chip and plugged it in the installation.

He activated Dahalo and ran the fuck out because the control room was falling apart.

Thel said, "Well that sucks but, everyone dies."

Chief find's Johnson's warthog and Thel got on the back.

Cortana said shocked, "The Dusk is here! Let get to the ship and drive off."

Chief decided to drive to the Dusk even though there were lots of explosions (Explosions are pretty).

5 minutes of Easter Egg Grunt being annoying as hell later.

Chief drove the warthog in the ship and drove off without closing the fucking hatch (DUMBASS).

The Arbiter ran to the bridge and ditched his ass.

Cortana bitching as usual says, "We're not going to make it!"

Chief yelled, "I hope you die not me!"

Cortana said calmly, "John you a cocksucker."

Then the ring exploded.

Back on Earth, the Good Lord Hood decided to say that chief died because he's a fucking asshole.

The Arbiter was depressed and committed suicide and blah blah blah.

Back at the Dusk, WTF THERE STILL ALIVE!?

Chief decided to fall asleep in a cryotube and the last thing Cortana says, "I'll miss you."

Chief answers, "Wake me. When someone is dying because I want to see that shit." Then the cryotube closes and chief fell asleep.

Cortana nods not noticing there's going to be there for 4 years, 7 months, and 3 days until she sees him again.

Credits.

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OMG WILL IT EVER END later.

OMGWTFBBQ IT'S A PLANET! *dramatic music plays.

Thank you guys so much for reading. It help's me out alot. Halo 4 Screwed up version will be a good one. Let me just say about Cortana in this one. Instead of her suffering from thinking herself to death, she will have this anger management problem. Alright it's been fun making these books but i got to take a break (procrastinating moment). See ya. Love ya all :3