New Life ch 3

"So Butters, you want come over to my house?" Jake said, hoping his new blonde friend would say yes.

"Oh I don't know, my parents might ground me for playing with a stranger." Butters looked down to his feet in disappointment.

"Well they don't have to know now do they? Look Butters, I don't see how your parents can be THIS controlling. So, just don't tell them, all right? Do it for your new friend."

"O-okay Jake." The two walked back towards Jake's house, but stopped outside when saw the Cartman kid yelling at three other kids.

"WELL FUCK YOU GUYS THEN." The fat and angry kid yelled as he slammed the door of his house on the three other children. The three boys stepped down from the porch, and spoke about how much of an asshole Cartman was.

"What was that about?" Butters asked as him and Jake approached the three other boys.

"Cartman's mad that some new kid bitch-slapped him, and tried to convince us to help get revenge on the kid. We said no, now he's on his period because of it." One of the kids, wearing a green hat explained. "Oh, so this must be the new kid Cartman was talking about, I'm Kyle." The boy said, shaking Jake's hand. "That's Stan" Kyle said pointing to the boy in a red and blue poof ball hat "And that's Kenny" Kyle said pointing to a kid in an orange parka that covered his most of his face.

"Dude that was pretty sweet you slapping Cartman like that" Stan commented.

"Well I'm not one to stand by when assholes pick on those weaker then themselves. Hey, me and Butters are going to my house and play some video games, you boys want to come along?" Jake asked.

"Sure, why not." The three boys said in unison. The five boys walked into Jake's house, and were greeted by Jake's parents, who were shocked by all the new friends Jake made so quickly.

"Hello boys, I'm, Austin, Jake's dad, and this here's my wife Claire." The boys said hello and went upstairs to Jake's room.

"Holy shit dude, you have your own flat screen AND game console. That's awesome" Kyle said, admiring Jake's room.

"Yep, I never have to argue with my parents to use the TV. Now…" Jake sat in his swivel chair, with his notebook in hand. "You boys sit down on the bed, and tell me about yourselves, and your wacky adventures, because I want to know what I'm in for."

"Uh, okay." Stan said, confused by the strange request.

The boys told Jake about themselves. Kyle was Jewish, Stan's dad would get into all sorts of trouble, and Kenny explained that he can't die, which Jake dismissed as bullshit. Then came the wacky adventures these children had. Butters told how he had to escort the spirit of Biggie Smalls to hell on earth 2006, Kyle and Stan talked about the "Cthulhu incident" and Kenny basically said he was poor.

"Now that we've got the formalities out of the way, tell me what Cartman had in mind to get back at me."

"Well" Kenny explained "He said he was going to find your deepest, most shameful secrets, and air them out to the kids at school."

"Well he's going to have a fuck load of a hard time with that. I'm a pretty open guy. I admit I jack off, I tell people I don't like them straight to their face, and I'm good with a gun if that fat fucker comes anywhere close to my house. Now, let's play some fucking video games." The boys played various racing, fighting, and fps for about two hours. The boys were surprised when Butters beat most of them at everything, so surprised were they, that they accused him of cheating. It was 9:00 and dark so the boys left soon after. After Jake cleaned up the mess of empty chip bags and soda cans, he went down stairs for some real food. Jake sat at the kitchen table, and was handed a plate of spaghetti by his mother.

"So son, it sounded like you have fun with your new friends." Austin said, sitting down his plate of spaghetti.

"I sure did." About fifteen minutes later, Jake finished dinner and went upstairs to write in his "man journal"

Journal 3 December 3rd 8:21 P.M.\

Well today has been eventful to say the least. I made four new friends today, FOUR! All in the space of about twenty minutes. Their names are Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Butters. They're all cool, but Butters is the one that really grasps my attention. He's so timid, and afraid. I don't know why, maybe it has something to do with his parents. When he talks about them, his voice indicates he fears them, like their abusive authority figures. I also noticed a small scar just below his right eye, maybe abuse? I don't know, I just worry for the kid. He's so innocent, he needs someone to protect him, and if his parents won't do that then I will god dammit. I need to get proof that his parents don't hurt him, just to clear my conscience. I also made my first enemy today, some fatass kid named Cartman, I don't know if that's his first name or last name or whatever. I saw him yelling at Butters and pushing the poor boy. So I went up to him and bitch-slapped the cocksucker right in his fat stupid head. Kenny told me he's trying to uncover my deepest and darkest secrets, but the thing is I don't have any. And if he comes within walking distance of my house, I'll cap the bitch with my dad's 9mm. Tomorrow's Sunday, so I hope this town's priest isn't a child molester.

A/N - The last chapter's journal entry said 7:11 P.M when it was supposed to say A.M. But I took the ball and ran with it. So if anyone is confused about what time this chapter takes place in, Its in the P.M. Anyway, hoped you enjoyed it - Goateeman