Being perfectly content with my love life and my idiot boyfriend (also known as Scorpius Malfoy), I find much joy in meddling with other people's love lives. Especially when those two people are my best friend and my cousin. My name is Rosalie Weasley, and I will make sure Albus and Keira fall in love, if it is the last thing I do.
Once upon a time, there was a world of magic. The world was constantly threatened by some sort of force, whether it was Voldy- though the past is in the past- or those stupid muggles. The wizarding world was in debt to Harry Potter, who'd saved their sorry arses so many times and Harry married his best friend's sister and became an auror (as well as rich and famous.) Harry had three kids- James, Albus and Lily.
Around the same time as Albus's birth, it seemed like all the other women of Harry's generation were also having children. My cousin, Dominique and I were born, as well as Katie Bell's first daughter- Keira Clare a.k.a my best friend. Keira and I have been best friends since birth, literally. Both born on January 25th, though I'm older than K by 7 minutes.
My point is, we've been best friends for life and that's why I am doing this. Albus and Keira had each other, maybe because their so similar. So feisty and passionate and downright stubborn. I will make them see that they're perfect for each other (with the help of the rest of the Wotters and Scorp.)
"So, tell me again, why are we here?" Ugh, is he even capable of paying attention?
"I need to talk to you guys about something! Pay attention, Hugo!"
"But where's Al and K?" By that point, my patience was wearing thin. I pointed at the door and muttered, "Colloportus. Muffliato." I turned back to the sea of ginger before me. "WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP FOR A BLOODY SECOND!?"
At last they looked at me and I started. "Al and K aren't here, because we need to talk about them." I pulled the curtains over the window. The attic had definitely shrunken since the last time we all were in there.
Lily raised her hand. "What about my brother?" Her and James looked at me with puzzling expressions.
"KEIRA AND AL ARE SECRETLY IN LOVE!"
"Yeah, and I'm Cornelius Fudge." Fred smirked at me.
"They are! They just don't know it yet."
"That makes so much sense.", Dom said sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
"I will prove to you all how great they'd be together. I just need your help." I was kind of begging at this point.
"What kind of help?" Lucy looked intrigued.
"You'll see, my dear little Luce. Now, who's in?" I put my hand in the middle, just like they did in the muggle films, right before yelling 'TEAM!' or something along those lines. Unfortunately, Scorpius called, ruining my almost dramatic ending.
"Hey Rosie?"
"Yes Scorp?"
"I think you may wanna hurry up just a bit."
"Why...?"
"Keira's walking over right now, and she looks pissed."
"Merlin! Thanks Malfoy."
"I can only stall for so long and now I have to juggle Al and K?!" Scorpius sounded like a damsel in distress.
"Sorry! Bye."
"Now, who's in?" I tried to start up my cheer again. Loads of freckled hands piled atop mine. "Operation PINK is underway."
"Why pink?", Louis asked.
"Remember when Al put that muggle dye in Keira's shampoo? Now shut up and get in. DIG PINK ON THREE! ONE, TWO, THREE!"
Scattered mutters of 'Dig pink.' and a few excited cheers (the guys) ended our meeting and we were on our merry way.