Title: We Don't Need No Hero
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em
Chapter: 2/?
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings: Damian/Tim (DamiTim)
Warnings: Language, Mentions Sex, Slash, Underage, Mental Breakdown (Slight)
Spoilers: None
Summary:Tim and Damian have been thrown into an alternate universe. They've been there for two years now. Practically giving up all hope on ever getting back to their universe, they make the best of what they got, Wayne Manor and fortune, a bunch of people who are this universes versions of those they love, and each other. One day Batman finally finds which universe they were sent to and takes Nightwing with him to bring back his other two sons. This is the conversation and following events that takes place after Damian and Tim walk into the house to find Batman and Nightwing sitting on their couch.

Ch. 2

Looking around Bruce can't help but be impressed with what his two boys managed to do with the manor. It looked nice, homey even surprisingly. He looked over to Dick who was nervously fidgeting and bouncing in place. Sometimes Dick's extreme energy was aggravating. There were other times it was useful however.

Meanwhile, Damian manages to coax Tim downstairs to talk to their father and brother. Once they reach the couches where Bruce and Dick are sitting, or more aptly Batman and Nightwing sans cowl and mask, Tim noticeably tenses up again. Damian guides him to sit down on the love seat, taking the seat right next to Tim. Trying to get Tim to relax, Damian reaches for Tim's hand and laces their fingers together causing a litany of questions to start flowing from Dick's mouth.

Holding up a hand Damian puts a stop to Dick's never-ending questions. "Really Dick? Incest? Your going with that? Isn't that a little hypocritical considering you have been sharing a bed with our father?"

Dick: "How the hell...how did you find out? I didn't think any one knew?"

Tim: "Everyone knows Dick. Everyone. Just like everyone knows about your foursomes with Clark and Lex Luthor of all people. It takes Dami, I, Jason, and Alfred to keep the girls away when you guys are going at it, of course we know."

It's a rare occasion to see the bat blush but Bruce's face was about the same shade of red as Dick's. Damian couldn't contain a smirk at this as Tim just brushed it off.

Damian: "You are not exactly quiet Grayson."

Dick: "Oh God. My little brothers heard me having sex, with their father!" Dick wails covering his face with his hands.

Tim: "Don't forget about Alfred, and Selina, and I think half the rest of the Justice League and even some other villains."

Dick: "Oh my God," He groans mortified.

Bruce: "Okay, enough about that. What else has been going on because it seems that Damian has left out some important details of your stay here," he says noticing the rings on both their fingers.

Tim: "Well we made some friends with this world's versions of the people we knew back home. Some people are pretty much the same, others completely different. Slade for example, he's not some crazy killing mercenary here. Lex is different as well, married to Clark and running Luthor Corp, but not dressing up as a crazed villain trying to off the Justice League. Oh and there is no league here. Some others do some of the vigilantism like Oliver and Clark but its small scale and they keep it hidden well. There is no Green Arrow or Superman, just helping, concerned citizens. It's hard though because even though they are our friends and a lot like our universe's versions, they aren't the same people that we've fought alongside...or against in some instances. They aren't really ours if you know what I mean."

Damian: "Timothy and I got married."

Tim groans and takes his turn to cover his face at his husband's random interruption. He was getting there. He was, just slowly.

Dick: "You what?!" Dick practically jumps out of his seat.

Bruce: "You...got married?"

Damian: "Yes father. Married, matrimony, you know the bonding of two people in-"

Bruce: "Yes Damian," Bruce effectively cuts his son off. "I am aware of what marriage is. I'm just a bit confused is all. You two managed from going to kill each other to married in two months?"

Tim: "Two years. Don't forget it was two years for us."

Damian: "Being stuck together and only having each other may have help us realize certain, feelings, we have for each other."

Tim: "We're happy." He states while lifting their intertwined hands to examine his ring. Silver and black bands twisted together to make an intricate pattern. Beautiful rings if he does say so himself. He tires not to think about the fact that he'll loose this once they go back. Damian will only be 16 and they won't be legally married in their universe. He takes a deep breath and lowers their hands back down to rest on the couch.

Damian leans into Tim and whispers to him that everything will be alright and they will figure it all out once they get home. If Bruce will not sign papers to let them get married, well he can probably get his mother to. He will 'bribe' her if he needs to.

Damian: "We are going to have to find a way to explain our aging. It is a pretty noticeable side effect of our little trip."

Bruce: "We can figure that out once we get back. Say your goodbyes and pack what you are bringing with you. Jason, Alfred, Clark, and Dinah are waiting for us back in the cave."

Damian: "We can take two weeks and it will only be like two hours to them. Give Timothy some time to adjust to leaving alright?"

Dick: "We can do that. Come on Bruce, let's go check out their cave and give them some privacy."

With that the the couple returns to their bedroom to make plans on saying goodbye and to discuss what they are taking along with them back to their universe.