Title: We Don't Need No Hero
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em
Chapter: 4/?
Rating: Pg-13
Pairings: Damian/Tim (DamiTim)
Warnings: Language, Mentions Sex, Slash, Underage, Mental Breakdown (Slight)
Spoilers: None
Summary: Tim and Damian have been thrown into an alternate universe. They've been there for two years now. Practically giving up all hope on ever getting back to their universe, they make the best of what they got, Wayne Manor and fortune, a bunch of people who are this universes versions of those they love, and each other. One day Batman finally finds which universe they were sent to and takes Nightwing with him to bring back his other two sons. This is the conversation and following events that takes place after Damian and Tim walk into the house to find Batman and Nightwing sitting on their couch.

Ch. 4

Tim was never really fond of goodbyes, but he never really despised them either, that was until now. It's different when you realize you will never be seeing the people your saying goodbye to again. They explained the situation to the ones they could, and the others they told they were moving overseas to be closer to Damian's family.

Once they were done they stopped by their favorite coffee shop one last time to wish the owners future good luck and to grab a small stash of their favorite pastries and brew. Tim decided that he really hated the fact that their universe didn't have a coffee shop quite this good. He could really use this is their universe most days.

Damian, aware how much his Timothy loved this place, put in a special request for a few recipes from the owners. Seeing as how they loved when the Wayne's came in, and loved how cute they are together, the wife obliged and made some copies of Tim and Damian's favorites and slipped it to Damian with Tim none the wiser.

Damian couldn't wait to get the chance to have Alfred help him learn to prepare the recipes. He knows his beloved will love it, and yes, he can be romantic. Actually he is probably the most romantic out of the two of them. Oh well. Timothy deserved it.

The finally returned to the manor and added their coffee shop treasures to their packed bags.

"Let us go get father and Grayson and tell them we are ready."

"Okay."

"Tim are you okay?"

"I will be Dami."

"I love you Timothy."

"I love you too Damian."

Sensing his beloved's distress Damian gently lifts Tim's hand and places a chaste kiss to it before pulling him along behind him to the Batcave.

"It is all going to be alright, you will see."

"If it was anybody else saying that I wouldn't believe them."

"Well then, it is a good thing that it is me.."

"Yes, a very good thing."

"Now what is going on?"

"Nothing Grayson, I was just reassuring my Timothy that everything is going to be ok once we return to our Gotham."

"Of course it is! Why wouldn't it be?"

"Really Grayson, even you are not that dumb. I would only expect this level of stupidity from Todd."

"Wow you really won't grow out of that will you? How do you put up with it Timmy?"

"He's nice to me." He responds with a shrug and a smirk.

"I still don't get it."

"I'm sleeping with him, he has to be nice to me."

"Oh God...NO NO NO...la la la la, I didn't hear that...Bruce make it stooop!"

"Dick! Calm down. Boys will you please not discuss, that, in front of your brother. It apparently bothers him."

"Yea well you know what doesn't bother him B?" "Ohh Bruce I never knew that you and Clark were so flexible, yea that's good, Never knew you had a costume fetish Lex, Oh let-"

"Oh my God stop! Timmy don't-"

"Enough! This is getting ridiculous. I love Timothy and he loves me. We have sex. DEAL. WITH. IT. Now let's get moving."

"Yes Let's."

"We have to make our way back to the abandoned Subway station to the portal then I'll contact Jason and he'll transport us back. The others are waiting, grab your stuff and say a final goodbye to the place, we're destroying the cave computers just in case."

Tim walked over to the wall computer and typed in a string of code. "Already done. They are no longer of any use."

Seeing all three other Wayne's stare at him he responded, "What? I always have fail safes planned, you all should know this by now," and walked out of that cave for the last time.