Summary: What if Dave had not kissed Kurt that day? What if instead he got kissed by some random guy he met in the mall? What if that random guy turned out to be Sebastian? Now Dave has to handle Sebastian who has decided that he will teach Dave everything he needs to know about being gay. But Dave's not convinced he is gay. Add in the glee club drama, the warblers, some kick as songs, and a guest appearance of Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert. Can Dave manage to stay in the closet when everyone seems determined to pull him out!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything! If I did then Rachel would have ended up with Puck and Dave would have had a threesome with Sebastian and Kurt. Just kidding...maybe.
Chapter Two: Meeting Sebastian
Dave rushed outside the school and into his car. He was sobbing the whole way he was just happy no one was around. He sped of the school grounds and drove to the mall. He went to the music store hoping to find something to cheer him up. He reached for a Frank Sinatra CD only to bump into a dude.
"Watch it fat ass!" the person growled.
Dave was tired of everyone pick on his weight.
"I am not fat!" he yelled.
"You look fat to me," the guy said.
"Yeah well fuck you asshole!" Dave said giving him the finger.
"Nice comeback ass wipe." the guy said.
"Go eat a bag of Koala dicks, bitch!" Dave growled.
"Why don't you make me, Elephant ass?" the guy said pushing Dave.
"Don't push me!" said Dave.
"Or what?" The guy asked.
You going to sit on me, Big Boy" the guy said pushing Dave again.
"Don't tempt me jerk!" Dave said grabbing his shoulders.
"Oh, I am so scared." The guy said laughing.
"Shut up!" Dave said shaking him.
The guy stops laughing and his lips curl up in a seductive smile.
"Make me," he practically purrs.
Next thing Dave knows he is kissing the boy.
Dave fills the boys arms wrap around his and gasps when he fills the boy squeeze his butt. The guy takes advantage of his shock and plunges his tongue inside his mouth. Dave begins to struggle till the guy does this little trick with his tongue then all thoughts are forgotten.
Then Dave remembers where he is and who he's with. He pulls away from the kiss and sees the guy's swollen lips and dazed expression.
He runs out the store not looking back. If he had looked back, he would have noticed he dropped his wallet and saw the boy pick it up.
Dave runs through the mall bumping in to people along the way. He can't believe he kissed a guy.
Wait!
Dave paused.
He didn't kiss that guy. That guy kissed him so that means he's not gay.
He heads home and decides not to think about it but finds that it's the only thing on his mind.
The next day when he goes to school he sees the glee club guys standing in front of him.
"What so you want?" he say frustrated.
"We want you to stop messing with Kurt," Puck says stepping forward.
Dave nods and yawns in his hand.
"Okay whatever," Dave said, with a shrug, walking past them.
"Karofsky!" Dave heard someone yell.
He turned around to see Kurt standing in the middle of the group of the glee guys.
"You're really going to leave me alone?" Kurt asked.
Dave shrugged.
"Don't worry, Fancy. You're not a high priority for me. I got bigger worries than you," Dave said thinking about his missing wallet.
Dave looked everywhere and still could not find it.
Where could it be?
The football player failed to notice the dude waiting near his locker.
"Hey, hot lips" the dude said.
Dave was surprised to see the person from the mall in his school.
What do you want?" he says trying not to let his fear show.
The dude holds out his hand.
"My names Sebastian," he says waiting for Dave to shake his hand.
Dave continues to glare at him.
Sebastian lowers his hand and smirks.
"For someone who kisses as well as you I would think you would have better people skills." He says and Dave shushes him looking around nervously.
He grabs Sebastian by his arm and drags him away.