Summary: What if Dave had not kissed Kurt that day? What if instead he got kissed by some random guy he met in the mall? What if that random guy turned out to be Sebastian? Now Dave has to handle Sebastian who has decided that he will teach Dave everything he needs to know about being gay. But Dave's not convinced he is gay.
Add in the glee club drama, the warblers, some kick as songs, and a guest appearance of Lady Gaga and Adam Lambert. Can Dave manage to stay in the closet when everyone seems determined to pull him out!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything! If I did then Rachel would have ended up with Puck and Dave would have had a threesome with Sebastian and Kurt. Just kidding...maybe.
Chapter Three: It's Okay To Be Gay. But I'm Not Gay
They end up in the locker room, the very place where the day before Karofsky had argued with Kurt.
"You can't go saying things like that in public!" Dave shouts angrily.
Sebastian shrugs.
"It's not my fault. I wouldn't have had to come here if you hadn't kissed me and run off like that." Sebastian says irritated.
"I did not kiss you! You kissed me, I'm not a homo!" Dave shouts.
Sebastian gets a look of understanding.
"You're not out of the closet yet are you?" he questions. Dave shakes his head.
"I'm not in the closet. I'm not a fag!" Dave yells.
Sebastian shakes his head.
"If you're not gay then why did you kiss me?" he questions.
Dave growls.
"I did not kiss you! I'm not attracted to dudes," he says.
Sebastian looks down and smirks.
"If you're not attracted to me then why are you still holding my arm?" he states.
Dave lets go of his arm as if it burned him.
Sebastian sighs.
"It's okay to be gay," he says patting Dave on the back.
Dave slaps his had away
"But I'm not gay!" Dave says.
Sebastian shakes his head.
"Yes you are," He says.
Dave shakes his head.
"I am not," he says.
"Are too," Sebastian said.
"Are not!" Dave protested.
Sebastian smirks.
"I can prove it" he says.
Dave laughs.
"How are you going t-"Dave starts but Sebastian cuts him off by kissing him.
Dave responds to the kiss instantly.
When Sebastian breaks the kiss Dave tries to lean back in and kiss him again.
Sebastian grins.
"You are so gay". He states smugly.
Dave slams his head into a locker.
Sebastian crosses his arms.
"No need to beat your-self up about It." he says.
Dave turns around.
"How did you even find me?" he asks.
Sebastian tosses him his wallet.
"You dropped this yesterday," he says.
Dave glared.
"And you looked through it?" he asked.
Sebastian shrugged.
"I was curious," he said, like that made it Ok.
Dave looks at him as if he is crazy.
"I am going to leave now. Don't bother me again," he says opening the door.
"You can run Dave but sooner or later you'll have to except who you are!" Sebastian shouts after him.
Sebastian pulls out his cell phone.
"Hey get the warblers together. I need a favor." He says before hanging up and leaving.
Meanwhile hiding behind a locker Puck smirks.
"So Karofsky's gay," he says before pulling out his phone.
"Hey Rachel, You will never guess what I just heard." He says walking out of the locker room.