Hey everyone, I'm back! ^_^ Heh heh, my laptop's wireless wasn't working for a while, and after that, well, I just kinda forgot about writing... T_T; Anywho, this was supposed to be smut, but somehow it ended up being more humorous... Damn characters talk to me inside my head and change my mind Dx But enjoy!

Originalshipping

Rating: M (for suggestive themes x3)

"One more round," Red glared.

Blue shook his head as he smirked. "You said best of three," he reminded the former Champion. "You're not going to be a sore loser, are you?"

"No, I'm just suspicious of the fact that you've won every single time!" Red fumed. "I haven't topped in nearly a month!"

"Maybe subconsciously you're realizing that I'm better than you and you've stopped fighting," Blue suggested.

"How can you win every single time, though? For Arceus's sake, it's jankenpo!" Red cried before he plopped down on his bed and put on his pouting expression.

Blue sighed. "Please don't pout."

"I'm sulking," Red retorted. "There's a difference."

"Sure there is," Blue muttered. He sat down next to Red, making sure he was positioned so he could breathe right down the dark-haired teen's neck.

"Stop it!" Red batted at his boyfriend. "I know what you're trying to do and it won't work!"

"Oh?" Blue sounded surprised. "What am I trying to do?" And now smug.

"Tryin' to seduce me," Red replied. "But it's not gonna work. I am ignoring you." He tried tog to at least pay no attention as Blue draped himself over Red's shoulders. "Blue…" he warned as the brown-haired trainer's hands slipped underneath the bottom of his t-shirt.

"I thought you were ignoring me," Blue said.

Red sighed as he steadfastly attempted to ignore the increasing advances of the older teen. The dark-haired boy squeaked slightly as Blue's right hand traveled to the upper planes of his chest. "Dammit, your hands are cold!" Red complained as he shrugged out of Blue's hold.

The latter frowned as he attempted to gauge the temperature of his hands. "Not that cold," he decided and tackled Red, nearly sending them both off the bed with their combined momentum.

"Get off-" Red was cut off as Blue tipped forward just a tiny bit and they actually fell off the bed.

"Fuck," Blue cursed. He rubbed his head where he'd hit it against the floor.

"All your fault," Red grumbled as he untangled himself from Blue. "Stupid smug bastard with his stupid hormones running rampant…"

Said 'stupid smug bastard' rolled his eyes. "You are such a killjoy. You're normally jumping to at least try to screw me into the-" Blue stopped the beginning of his rant as he felt something under the bed. "Wha-?" The brunette pulled out what appeared to be a power box with a cord running from it. Upon further inspection, said cord ran rather sneakily up a wall to a camera placed rather cleverly in a vent above Red's bed…

"GREEN!"

Green is totally a yaoi fangirl, you can't deny it xD Also, I will be taking requests for drabbles. I've got a few already written that just need to be typed up, but I can't find my notebook Dx So, taking requests. I just won't write anyone with Giovanni, Green(the girl)/Red or Gold/Crystal. Giovanni cause he's, well, Giovanni (I won't write Archie, Maxie, or Cyrus either; Lance though, is sexy), Green/Red cause I just can't - I'm, like, physically incapable of writing them, and Gold/Crystal cause I firmly believe Preciousmetalshipping is canon, and will not write Gold (consensually) with anyone else. Silver I'm a teensy more flexible with, but for the most part I consider those two canon.

Now, anon review replies! ^_^

Berry-chan (chapter 1): Thanks, I'm glad you like it! I really get annoyed when main characters, or badass characters in general act all clueless and stuff, it just takes away from their credibility. For me, anyways. ^^; Yeah, I really can't imagine Red swearing, but it just kinda seeped in ^^;; Now that you mention it, I'll probably go back and change it...

Berry-chan (chapter 2): Yes, Ruby is "...gah". I absolutely love him w/o his hat *drools* Sapphire is incredibly lucky, that she is. Seriously, all the guys, with the exception of Emerald (who is just adorable with his hair down), are sexy as hell! Glad I made an impression x3 11? *falls over cackling* God no! No, when I wrote this, it was actually with them being 15 or 16 in mind, probably a high school AU, actually. And in case you're wondering, Sapphire's dad was out doing field research or something x3;