I've actually had this written for a while; it's just been a matter of typing it up ^^;;
Specialshipping
Rating: T
"Yellow!"
The blonde's ears perked up at the sound of Red's shout. If she wasn't mistaken, he'd sounded rather distressed...
"YELLOW!"
Yup, definitely sounded distressed. "Red? What is it?" She was almost done with her painting, and didn't really want to have to move.
"I think I'm about to have a vine stuffed through my ears or possibly up my colon!"
Yellow's amber eyes were suddenly lit with an intense fury. No one was allowed to manhandle the older boy but her! And maybe Blue...
Her secret yaoi fantasy of her husband and his best friend in bed was interrupted by Red's almost girly shriek.
"Ratty!" The healer released her Pokemon from his Poke ball as she ran towards the backyard. The sight she was greeted by had her wanting to burn something. Intensely. Now.
"Ratty." Yellow's voice was low with an intense fury. "Hyper fang."
The Raticate obeyed his trainer's order and quickly used its attack on the gigantic Victrebell that had Red trapped under its bulk.
"Thank you!" Red flew at Yellow, practically smothering his wife as he clung to her, anime-style tears flowing down his face. "I thought it was going to squash me or liquefy my insides!"
Yellow's eyes widened at the scent coming off her husband. "Red, you're practically drenched in Ditto pheromones."
The former Champion's expression was surprise for a moment before his legendary temper shown only to wrongdoers (and the occasional ding-dong ditcher) seeped through. "Gold," Red growled. "He gave me some cologne for my birthday, said it'd be irresistible to-" He glanced sideways at Yellow, a slightly sly smirk crossing his face. "Well, he said it'd give me no problems with the ladies."
Yellow gave an un-ladylike snort. "More like it'd get you into a lot of trouble with any male Pokemon in heat. Or female, considering they're Ditto pheromones." The healer was not thinking very "healing" thoughts at the moment, something Red picked up on.
"Don't kill Gold, okay? I mean, he doesn't really think ahead that much."
Yellow smiled sweetly. "Oh, don't worry. I'll just tell Silver and Green; one of them will do it for me."
Red winched. He suddenly felt almost sorry for the Johto breeder.
Heeyyyyyyy everyone! So, I'm not dead! Ehehehe ^u^;
Anyways, I've been going through a bunch of my notebooks and I found my notebook that I wrote these drabbles in, as well as part of that Koga/Blue thing I was working on - which will be up eventually but warning it is noncon like whoa so yeah - so here is my favorite het pairing of Pokemon!
I have intense emotions for these characters. Like so intense it is ridiculous I just want them all to be happy *wallows in Tamaki's mushroom corner* my babiesssssss...
Hope y'all enjoyed it, there's more to come, and don't forget to review~