Next chapter. Sort of a filler, but the action will start soon.
DISCLAIMER: I still don't own Naruto.
Sakura woke up, finding herself next to Naruto. She felt very warm, even though she had no clothes on. "Morning, Naruto-kun…" she said, kissing him.
Naruto woke up, "Ohayo…" he yawned sleepily.
"You were good last night…" said Sakura. "Where did you learn to do that?"
"Ero-sennin gave me Icha Icha for a birthday present," Worried that he would be beat up or scolded, he tried to change the subject.
"I'd better go make some breakfast," he said, trying to get up and get dressed.
"Stay here with me," replied Sakura, snuggling against him. He decided that breakfast could wait, and that Sakura pressed against him naked was better. He stayed down, enjoying her warmth. She enjoyed him as well, and barely moved.
"Sakura-chan, you're making me horny," complained the Kyuubi container. He didn't actually mind it, but he thought it was too early to do her again.
"Mmm…not yet, Naruto-kun," she answered. Naruto got up after an hour because his stomach began making strange noises, and he dressed and microwaved a cup of instant ramen. Sakura dressed, and went out. How am I going to explain this to o-kaa-san? she thought. Naruto went outside, and began training with Kakashi and Yamato.
Ino was at her flower shop, watering some roses, when Sakura came in.
"So? How was it?" asked the blonde.
"It was great," Sakura replied. "That was your best idea yet, Ino."
Go me! thought Ino. I gotta do that with Shika-kun sometime…Maybe tonight
Ino's next look was concern. "Are you pregnant? Naruto didn't get any condoms."
"No worries, Ino," replied her old friend. "I'm not pregnant." She wasn't entirely sure though. I'm going to get a test from Tsunade-sama, she thought.
"Well, alright, Sakura," replied Ino. Sakura knew an interrogation was coming. "Was he good? How big was his thing?"
Sakura actually attempted to answer Ino's "questionnaire". "Well…" she said, "he was good, very good, he had me screaming, and secondly… I'm not telling."
Sakura went off to the Hokage tower to train and get that test.
"Sakura? Is something wrong?" asked Tsunade quizzically. Despite Sakura inheriting her monster strength, the apprentice was on the ropes, and nearly exhausted. Usually it took a lot more to wear her down.
"Ehh…nothing…Tsunade-sama," said Sakura.
"Do you think you might be pregnant?"
"How…" Sakura stuttered, "How do you know we…"
Tsunade smirked. "I heard you moaning last night. I knew you two would get serious."
Sakura blushed. "I need a test, Tsunade-sama. My parents would not be happy if I had Naruto-kun's child at my age."
The Hokage nodded grimly. "Shizune," she called. The black haired medic-nin appeared almost instantly.
"Hai, Tsunade-sama?" she questioned.
"I need you to take a sample from Sakura for a pregnancy test. By the way, you lose the bet."
Both Shizune and Sakura's jaws hit the floor.
"There was a BET!?"/"I lost!?" they both said at the same time.
"Fork it over, 1000 ryo!" gloated Tsunade. She began to do a victory dance. Sakura looked disturbed for a moment, then went with Shizune to take the pregnancy test.
Wait…thought Tsunade stopping her dance, The last few times I started winning bets, bad things happened. Nah…just coincidence, and she continued to dance.
Shizume came out of a small room and looked relieved. "You aren't pregnant, Sakura-san."
Sakura was undoubtedly very pleased. She was too young to bear children. Even with a man she loved and who loved her.
She decided to go see Naruto, as it was her day off.
As she was strolling through Konoha, she saw an extremely depressed-looking boy with long hair, and razor thin eyebrows.
"Uhh...why are you eyebrows so thin?" asked Sakura.
"I shaved them," slurred the boy sleepily. Despite the slur, Sakura recognized the voice.
"Lee-san?"
His half-closed eyes shot open. "Sakura-san! Get out! GET OUT!"
"What's wrong, Lee?"
"Just GET OUT!"
Understanding his message, and knowing that he had only half-suppressed the Suiken (Drunken Fist) she got out.
"Lee-kun…" This came from Ayame. "You'll get over her. Besides, there are other girls who might feel something for a gentleman like you."
"Like who?"
"Like me." The brown-haired girl did actually feel something for him. He had been a regular customer for years, and kept the place in business(and lively)while Naruto was gone. Besides that, even though he seemed over-exaggerated, he was kind, polite, and they had become great friends, even though he had insisted on calling her "-san".
"Ayame-san?" replied a very puzzled Lee.
"Maybe this will make things clearer," and she kissed him over the counter. He just melted into it. Despite not being able to get into it, he had a pretty good time. They parted lips too soon for Lee.
"Come to Hayato's Bar and Grill at 8," she said. "Tou-san! You're gonna have to get those Matsu and Nishi guys! I have a date tonight."
"I know, Ayame," said Ichiraku. Ayame blushed at the fact that he had been watching them.
Naruto was sparring with Kakashi, and they were both on an even level. Naruto attempted a spin-kick at Kakashi, but Kakashi flipped out of reach and threw a kunai with an exploding tag attached. Naruto, despite not being the sharpest pencil in the box, knew what he could do.
Alright, I destroy his kunai with a blast of equal force, he thought. "Rasengan: Fuuma Shuriken!" he yelled, throwing a wind shuriken at Kakashi's kunai. It exploded in midair, knocking both jonin backwards.
"Taking a leaf out of Urahara's book, ne?" joked Kakashi. As he made his quip he quickly drew his katana.
Naruto sensed the draw and covertly activated his Rasengan no Yaiba (Rasengan Blade). "Never knew you read Bleach, Kakashi-sensei," he responded.
"Well, you can't read Icha Icha all the time," replied Kakashi. He rushed in with his katana. "Now I'm going Kurosaki Ichigo," he said, carrying the joke.
"One step ahead of you, sensei," said Naruto. He quickly blocked the blade and pushed Kakashi out of range with a punch to the side. He then threw a kunai at Kakashi.
The jonin quickly dodged, not noticing the seal on the kunai. "You missed," he replied.
Naruto quickly made a hand seal and thought Hiraishin no Jutsu! (Flying Thunder God Technique) "Wrong, sensei!" he yelled, giving him a swift kick from behind. "And now, as revenge for our first meeting," he grinned, "ITAMI NO SENNEN!"(A Thousand Years of Pain)
The poor jonin soared through air, coming to land in a heap on the ground. "Now you're gonna get it," he growled.
"Hold up, Kakashi-sensei!" yelled Naruto. He sensed two strange chakra signatures. Who are these guys?
"Yeah," replied the older jonin. "I sense something."
The two shinobi landed in front of him. One had a reptilian, gilled, sharklike face. He also had a giant sword, wrapped in a cloth. The other member was female, with long blue hair and a flower in it. Both wore dark red cloud-patterned robes. Only one thought summed up the sudden chill Naruto felt.
Oh, fuck.
Well, you want to find out what's next, right? Next chapter will tell you all.