"You pulled that handle!"
"I DID NOT!"
The TARDIS made an incredible twirl and, judging by the sound, landed. Upside down. The Doctor must have turned the "very own gravity" off, so Kaster Tyler and Audrey Rayner now were on top of each other on the time machine's ceiling among the hexagon lamps.
"You told me you were going to give me a short fun flight", Audrey muttered, rubbing the side of her head. "And you cannot rule it at all".
"Well, theoretically I can", Kaster mumbled, standing up and wondering how he was going to get to console and at least set the "very own gravity" on. "Timelords drive TARDISes particularly using... erm... symbiotic cells. They merge in one creature, like a TARDIS-centaur... yeah, I know, that's not the best explanation. The Doctor told it to me..."
"Timelords?"
"Sounds posh, eh? I'm only a quarter Timelord, so..." Kaster slightly blushed, and at this moment both fell down again - the TARDIS dashed up again, trying to gain the normal position. And Audrey's face was against Kaster's neck now - as if an electric strike hit him.
Damn coincidences, Kaster thought, rubbing the "accidental kiss" patch - and in a second both rolled down onto the floor.
"The Doctor's going to kill us both", he muttered.
A/N: Kasterborous "Kaster" Tyler is the third Impossible Kid. Actually those three - Rhodie, Alice and Kaster - are different versions of the same being (and among them only Rhodie belongs to me). And Audrey Rayner is the daughter of the family in which Kyon Turlough lives while on Earth.