Me: And so I have disappeared for around 5 months. Wow. Sorry guys, I have been so busy lately. Junior year is almost over and I had to deal with personal issues.
Gokudera: Or you're just a lazy bitch.
Me: That too!
Gokudera: Your fans will be mad.
Me: But barely anybody reviews anymore. So does it really matter?
Gokudera: Point taken.
Me: So many readers but barely anybody takes there time to review. I mean come on. That kind of makes me not want to update. I do need motivation. Anyways, YAMAHOBO!
Yamamoto: Katekyo Hitman Reborn belongs to Amano Akira and the idea Ranma ½ was borrowed by Rumiko Takahashi.
Chapter Four
Dinner between Hibari and Yue had been extremely quiet at first. The only things to be heard at the dinner table were the clank when the Chinese boy had finished his miso soup and set the bowl down. He scratched the back of his head and shifted awkwardly in his seat.
"Sorry I ruined your basement," Yue apologized sheepishly, coughing from humiliation. He hated apologizing to people, especially if the person was Hibari of all people. For the sake of his life though, he pushed away his pride. "I really didn't know that your laundry machine would break if I dumped all the spiders in there." And eventually blow them up all over the wall he added silently.
Hibari's chopsticks snapped in half.
Yue winced.
"You had one job to do," Hibari snarled, seething with anger.
"Oh come on. I'm sure anyone would have made the same mistake."
"One job."
"Hey man, if it helps...I did a pretty good job at cleaning them off the wall. Sorta." The prefect was glaring at him with the intent of maiming the younger boy in his sleep. Yue gulped, fear coursing within him. "Okay fine, so I may have broken part of the wall in the basement with a hammer on accident trying to kill the spiders…And I may have let loose loads of roaches hiding in the walls but….Err…I love you Hibari-san? Please don't kill me! I BEG FOR MERCY! HAVE MERCY ON THE PITIFUL!"
"Shut. Up." The disciplinarian president was not in a pleasant mood. His patience was running thin and the only reason he did not snap completely was because he had promised, reasoned with actually, Reborn not to do anything irrational to the younger child…
"Oh….Do you want to twist my nipples? Or umm…touch my butt? I wouldn't mind so much if it was you." Yue's tone was filled with despair as he croaked out these words with a choked force. It was clear to the both of them that neither wanted to do those things for it would leave them traumatized for life. Nevertheless, Yue continued. "It'll help you get over your anger."
…Unless he had a good and rational explanation as to why he beat the shit out of him.
Hibari lurched across the table and had attempted to strangle the life out of Yue, not twist his nipples or give him a good slap to the tush.
"ARGH! MY TESTICLES!" Yue somehow managed to escape from his grasp and he spotted an open window. With adept speed, he ran over and dived outside the second floor, landing painfully into the rose bushes. He screeched. "OW. THORNS! THEY'RE PRICKLING INTO MY BALLS. Haha, shiver me timbers."
Hibari's eye twitched but he had predicted what the other person was going to do. That was the only reason why he let the ungrateful boy escape his wrath. He stomped over to the window and slammed it prefect then called in one of his maid with a whistle. A middle-aged woman appeared at his side immediately.
"Yes Hibari-sama?"
"Do not let the idiotic heathen in the house until eight o'clock and make sure he sleeps in the basement tonight."
"Yes Hibari-sama."
It was ten at night when Hibari was awoken from his sleep. The door clicked open and he sat up quickly, tonfa in hand in case he needed to bite the intruder to death. No one dared to disrupt him at this time of the night, especially when he was finally able to be at home and "relax" per say. White fluffy hair peered through the door and golden eyes seemed to stare impassively at him.
Strange.
Looking at Yue, he felt there was something eerie about the boy's behavior as of current. Yue closed the door and approached the dark haired boy quietly. His expression was void of any emotion and his footsteps were silent against the polished bamboo floors.
"What are you doing?" Hibari asked, throwing the covers aside. He slid his legs off the bed and pushed himself up to tower over the Chinese boy. Obsidian colored eyes narrowed into slits. "You are supposed to be sleeping in the basement."
"Hmm…" Yue craned his head upward. His face was still blank before it broke out into a cruel uncharacteristic grin. Hibari found himself taken aback when Yue ran at him speedily and jumped up, attempting to land a sharp kick at his face. The prefect lifted up his tonfa and blocked. He used his empty hand to grab Yue's ankle and throw him to the side of the room with little effort. The Chinese boy landed on the ground gracefully using the tip of his toes to silence the fall. "You're strong." Yue's voice was smooth but still sounded monotone. So unusual compared to his brash and overweening personality.
There was definitely something off about the entire situation.
Hibari felt annoyance run through him. The entire time they had interacted at school, this is what Yue's true strength was. Yue had been holding back on him this entire time and it made him feel like he had been underestimated. The thought of being seen as weak set Hibari off. He took out his other tonfa. It was time to get serious now. If Yue noticed, he hadn't commented. Instead, he shifted his stance and then came at the prefect again. Hibari could feel the air around the underclassmen—the full intention to kill him. Interesting.
There were swift jabs aimed precisely at Hibari's pressure points to numb his body. Hibari shivered with delight as Yue landed an attack on his shoulder blade, feeling how much power had been packed behind one attach. Tonfas were aimed near Yue's ribs but had been blocked and dodged with fluid grace.
Hibari noticed how Yue's feet barely moved the entire time. Ah-ha. With a smirk, the prefect promptly attempted kicking the other's calves but Yue reached up using his hands to grab a hold of Hibari's shoulders to support him and wrapped his legs around the prefect's waist, just barely avoiding the attack.
"Weak, " Yue muttered. He released his hold on the prefect, landing perfectly on the ground, and then rammed his fist against Hibari's chest. That would bruise later.
Hibari shifted backwards to put a space between them and studied Yue again. Not his legs or arms, then what? What did the other person not guard constantly? Oh. He should've really known what the stupid twat always left unguarded. Hibari hastily began his assault on the shorter boy and marveled at the swiftness of Yue's attack before the prefect spotted an opening. With a feral grin, Hibari slammed his knees into Yue's ribs and smashed his tonfa into his cheek with utmost satisfaction.
"OW." The light to his eyes returned and Yue howled with pain, cradling his cheek as he crashed to the floor. "THAT HURTS!" The mask broke apart and he glanced around the room—slack jawed. "Uhh…What the hell's going on? I don't remember being here when I slept." He glanced at Hibari and realized there were tonfas in his hands. "EEK! WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME TO GET HIT?"
Hibari arched an eyebrow and in distaste, he bitterly said, "You walked in here when I was asleep."
"Oh…Oh! Shit Hibari-san! I'm sorry! I forgot to tell you that I sometimes sleepwalk. Haha, I thought I would stop that habit by now. I guess I wouldn't know since I used to live by myself…Pleasedon'tkillme!" Yue fumbled with his words and then directed his stare at the obsessed carnivorous man while rubbing his cheek vigorously. "What did I do when I was sleepwalking?"
That was the end of their battle.
"Get out, " Hibari said brusquely. He was not in the mood to be dealing with the stupidity any longer. He was tired. As long as Yue continued talking, Hibari was bound to snap and actually break one of his limbs and force him to crawl to school tomorrow morning. There was going to be no mercy for the pitiful. Plus, he could deal with the situation later.
"Geeze…you don't have to be such a butthole."
Yue barely missed the tonfa chucked at his privates as he scrambled out the room with a high pitched scream. Hibari rolled his eyes and crawled back into bed, pulling the blank over his form.
"Idiot."
"Holy shit, what happened to your face?" Gokudera yelled, backing up in disgust. There was a large purple bruise forming on Yue's left cheek and the Chinese boy was seen with a limp whenever he walked. Yue looked so defeated and miserable the bomber more or less felt sympathy.
"I don't know," Yue mumbled, rubbing his bruise. "I think I was sleepwalking and Hibari-san hit me in the face with a tonfa and hit me in the stomach." Curiously, Yamamoto poked the purple bruise. "OW! STOP THAT." He slapped the baseball player's hand away with force.
"Haha, sorry!" Yamamoto apologized, grinning. "It's just fun messing with you."
Yue was tempted to stomp on the baseball player's foot. If only the other wasn't so attractive. He sighed with despair and put a hand to his head dramatically, fat tears rolling down his bruised cheeks. "I cannot ever hurt someone so gorgeous because of my anger!" he cried.
"What?"
Tsuna groaned and covered his face with his hands. "Not again."
"Good-looking people are never meant to be harmed! In this world there are people that are ugly or pretty. Why appreciate ugly things when you can look at the more beautiful things?" Yue snapped his fingers. The members of the yaoi club appeared behind him instantly. "PHOTOS ON THE TABLE!"
"Yes Xin-sama!" The girls cried enthusiastically. Each member piled at least ten pictures of the men at school, all of them shot wonderfully in positions that varied.
Yue grinned and picked up a photo. "Take these for examples! These people are beautiful! Even the sweats on their brows are begging to be licked!"
"What the fuck! Are you gay?" Gokudera yelled, backing up.
"I'M NOT GAY!" Yue snapped heatedly. He crossed his arms. "I'm just in charge of the yaoi club!"
"Wait. You're not gay but you're in charge of the yaoi club? That doesn't make sense!" Yamamoto was confused.
"Is everyone going to ignore the fact that Xin-san is being extremely judgmental and shallow?" Tsuna mumbled under his breath.
Everyone ignored him.
Tsuna exhaled deeply and ignored the migraine forming.
A sharp voice cut into the conversation, "Xin Yue." Yue, whom was looking through the stack of photos, froze in fear. He lifted his head up at a very slow pace and was met with a deep, penetrating glare from Hibari. He gulped. Hibari's steady gaze didn't waver. "The club was supposed to be disbanded yesterday by the end of school."
"Errr…These are my friends?" Yue began inching closer to window, the object that seems to provide him comfort in troubling times. The yaoi club behind him dispersed speedily while screeching at the top of their lungs. "Okay…So maybe they're not my closest friends but still." Yue could see the twitch of Hibari's fingers.
"You disobeyed my orders."
Yue's vice president pushed the window open for him and the Chinese boy leaped out the window just in time. Hibari's fingers barely grasped his ankles.
"I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME TONIGHT!" Yue cried out. There was a splash.
"Guys, why is there a kiddy pool in the middle of the school entrance?"
Yue checked the time on his watch and sighed in relief. It was lunchtime and Hibari still hadn't come home. That was a good sign so far because it meant the prefect wasn't going to waste his time by leaving school and searching for the troublemaker. Slowly crawling out from underneath Hibari's bed, Yue then took his time to examine the tidy bedroom the heir occupied. He frowned. "This is some total bullshit right here because I'm sure he has a dark secret somewhere in the place." Yue began snooping around his room and searched every area before he stumbled upon a hallow area on the floor. "Huh?"
He took a step forward. Then back. Then forward again. Finally, he crouched down and tugged the wooden area open and gasped. "NO WAY. HE HAS THE ENTIRE SAILOR MOON COLLECTION." Yue automatically jumped at the collection and squealed like a little girl. Taking it out, he fixed the hollow board again and rushed out the room after making everything tidy again.
He passed by an old maid (strange how all the maids were middle age or elderly) and stopped. "Excuse me, do you know if the restroom has a TV?"
The maid nodded with a blank face.
"Great! Do you know where the restroom is?"
"Second floor, left hall, and second room on the right side."
"Thanks dude!" Yue scampered off like a terrestrial dog was hot on his trail.
The maid rolled her eyes and muttered under her breath, "Children these days and their stupid slangs." Bringing out her cell phone, she dialed Hibari's numbers and called him. It rang for a couple of minutes before he picked up. "Hibari-sama, it's a code five. The dog is in the bathroom with your collection."
There was a crash on the other side of the line before Hibari answered calmly, "I'll be there soon."
"Yes, Hibari-sama." He hung up on her.
She snorted. "Stupid children."
Yue sighed in relief, the tension leaving her shoulders as she basked in the warmth the water provided her. "Thank you for being rich Hibari. I've never felt so happy sitting in an expensive Jacuzzi." Leaning over to the side, she grabbed the remote and pressed play for the second episode on the first season of Sailor Moon. "Oh yeah. I could get used to this life."
As time passed by in the bathroom, Yue kept voicing her comments aloud. Comments like:
"Ugh. Life is so unfair. How come my boobs aren't as big as anime girls?"
Or
"THAT'S ILLOGICAL. MASK GUY WOULD HAVE A BONER CAUSE SHE'S PRETTY MUCH NAKED WHEN SHE TRANSFORMS."
Outside the bathroom door, Hibari arched an eyebrow. He stared at his maid. "This sounds like something stupid the boy would say, but why does he sound like a girl? Are you sure he's in there?"
"He always had a girly voice, Hibari-sama."
"Hn. Alright, you are dismissed. I will check up on him myself."
"Yes, Hibari-sama." The elderly maid trotted away happily.
Without another though, Hibari twisted the golden knob and pushed the door open with a vigorous force. What he saw next scarred him. There was a young girl in the shower that looked just like Yue…except this Yue…had all the womanly parts and was currently imitating the transformation scenes of Sailor Venus excitedly. By no means was Hibari afraid of seeing a naked girl. It was the thought of seeing a girl who looked just like the horrendous boy he was living with. Striding over to her, he yanked the girl out of the bathtub and slammed her against the floor—his body leaning atop of hers. "Who are you and what are you doing here?"
He felt the younger girl tense up as familiar golden eyes froze from his penetrating glare.
"Uhhh…Hey there…Still…up for umm…twisting my nipples?" she croaked awkwardly.
What?
Hibari leaned even closer to her and examined the structures of her face closely.
…
Oh.
Oh.
Hibari was in for one major headache that night.
Me: It's short. I know, but I had to get this out to help me develop more chapters. Trying to get out of my writer's block. REVIEWS ARE NICE GUYS.