Well, I noticed I never replied to any of your reviews and I am SOOOO SORYY! You guys really love the naughty Sakura don't you. Hohohoho. Well here we go.

daydreamer53221- Oooo my first reviewer! Well I'm glad you like my story and here is a lock of Sasuke's hair to show my appreciation! Hands a heavy glass case showing a single strand of hair

Shinobi Darkbeak- Sorry for the late update. Kinda lost my inspiration on the way and I was busy with my other fic. Let's hope this makes up for it!

neu chi no nai u- I shall take thy words and use it as fuel for my will POWER! ON WITH THE YOUTH! That was just gay…

Setsuna Hamajima- lol. I was getting worried that I wasn't being descriptive enough. Oh, god. How could you think i dont need a beta. I am horrible with grammar! No matter how many times I proof read, pplz still find mistakes. But thanks for your support, I will remember you when my mom is yelling at me for failing another essay project.

Silent Kunoichi aka. Fiona- Thx for the new acronym and I shall do my best to AMS!

Sukarou- thx for the review! Out of 2000 people who read this, only like .00000000000000060sumtin reviews.

CrAzY-SiLLy-Me- My gosh! I love your stories and I can't believe you actually reviewed! These days I dont have time to read other pplz cuz I'm too busy working on mine! Bows and kisses feet I would never let Naruto beat up Sasuke and win! Well I do have to sharpen my lemon skills, so don't expect too much.

sportiegrl- Thank whoever is up there that pplz actually like my story!

sasukerocks- LMFAO, your review made me laugh. Laughter IS contagious.

Sexy.Black.Neko- glad you like Sakura. Most pplz hate for reasons I don't know.

Leiral- Lol! Thx

white-rosekiss- I WILL! THANK YOU! I WILL!

ChibiHeart- YES! GO SAKURA! Lol, Banana's are evil?

haha.notsofunny- haha.thoughtyourpennamewasquitefunny! If you read ch. 4 you'll see y naruto got pissed. I was confused for a second too; I kept asking myself, "Why did I get him pissed" until I remembered. Thx for pointing that out!

Kurenai Chinoumi- lol! Goddamit is my favorite word! Get your own! Haha jk. Glad you like it. It's fun making Sasuke suffer!

Kaibutsu- Aww, how kind. You actually had to repeatedly review. Mucus drips down nose, Tears streams down I SHALL NEVER FORGET YOUR ACT UNSELFISHNESS!

vague221- THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUU! I'll try harder to update faster!

tIshHa01- Haha! And I was just getting started!

skuller31- Sorry for making you wait so long!

edakumi-sama- I see you haven't added hearts to the reviews for this story. THIS STORY NEEDS SOME LOVING TOO! oo...you offered to be my beta too! I don't think I need one anymore since I update so late! I don't think I want to let my beta down too! But If i do need one! You'll be the first on my list!

Heartless Ghost- lol thx. I love pplz who review BOTH of my stories! Sakura could TOTALLY kick butt, and excuse the 'stupid chicken hair' part; reallllyyy lame comeback.

jennjennr- lol! I have ALOT of problems.

HikaruNoJingoku- No offense taken. ALL of my friends hate SakuSasu pairings. They hate her guts for some reason. Pplz find her annoying cuz she can't take care of herself, but the author probably made her like that so Sasuke can protect her forever and ever and ever and EVER! Why did you read my story then? Not that I don't appreciate it, like my summary is horrible; there is no way you would have wanted to read it cuz of the summary.

psychochild22- YAY! a random review! I hope brownies mean that you like my story!

sasuke's cherryblossom- lol, so glad pplz are hyped about this fic.

krista- I update really slowly so sorry if I make you wait long!

loki-lee- Your name is so fun to say! lokileelokilee! Thx for the review!

deadfreya- Thx! I thought my humor was pretty corny, lol

anichick23- Thanks for the review. I feel so mushy inside when pplz add me to their favorites list!

Rhibski- lol, it is pretty cute isnt it? -shudders-

CutieSmoothie- Let me tell you, I LOVE SMOOTHIES! I would give up my hand for a sip! Glad you like my story!

Blizzie-chan- Your name reminds me of Mcdonald's blizzard, thx to you and cutiesmoothie-chan up there; I'm having cravings! And naruto does not really like Sakura in this story, he likes hinata. I love naruhina.

Deidara lover48- I LOVE DEIDARA-KUN! He's my favorite akatsuki member besides Itachi! squeals

Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90- lol, I love writing Sakura like this. She's the dominant one in the 'relationship'. And I was the one who wrote the lemon down there and trust me, I am probably more perverted than you!

Sakura Haruno- heheheh, I'm not planning to finish the story anytime soon. Guess you gotta keep waiting for the end.

SasuXSaku fan- Well, lets hope that I don't get any writers block or sumtin.

LoveStories- YAY HYPER HYPER! I LOVE REVIEWS! CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU REVIEW AGAIN!

Sekiryu- ohohohooo. The thing is, I don't like AU's much either, its just that if I DONT make it AU...i gotta add fight scenes which I suck at. If I had to, it would probably sound sumtin like this; Sasuke punched Itachi. Itachi got a nosebleed, Itachi threw a kunai at Sasuke. Sasuke dodged. EXTREMMEMEMEMMELLYY boring! Which is why I'm stuck with AU's right now. But don't worry, the ItaiSaku one I'm trying to continue is not as AU.

danilie- haha, glad your enjoying it. God, I can't believe my SUMMARY made you want to read it. Its like the worst piece of shit in the world!

2supersmart- I was constantly thinking about your review while I was doing this chapter, well because this chapter is all lemon. Well pretty much it is. So I dont want to be the one to corrupt you so I suggest you don't read too much. Your mom is going to kill me for corrupting her baby. And I think the reason why you didn't see this is because I didn't update for like a year, and the rating before was 'T' which I was pretty shocked when I discovered. I mean like, how many other kids got corrupted because of my stupidity?

rainingblood666- LMFAO! oo I should be guilty for getting you in trouble but I've had situations like that before. Wow, I really can't believe people find this story funny. When I reread, I go like; "Wow I am one perverted lil bitch."

dannysamrules- lol, glad you like the story!

naruto-fan001- lol, yeah I like adding a lil bit of my sick humor here and there. Ms. Foot has been kicking me in the ass all week so that I can update this! Remeber to say thank you to her!

violetme- Girl, let me tell you; I love violets! lol, I sounded madd 'black' as my friend Christine would call it. Not that I'm stereo typing or anything...I'm just...ok I'll shut up.

ON WITH THE STORY!

Last time on oatmeal, I mean oatrl...

He grasped her arm reflectively and glared at her. She looked deeply into his obsidian orbs, "That hurts." He did not loosen his grasp, "You're annoying."

"No, I'm Sakura."

"God, you're so damn annoying!"

"Stupid chicken head!"

He glared at her once more before looking for the suitcase; he noticed in the dim moonlight that Sakura's feet were bleeding. Her pale porcelain skin was accented by the dark crimson liquid. He bent down and pulled her closer to him, "Get on." She hesitantly got on his back, his hands cradling her bottom.

Dominance (Thx to Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90; I thought of the name of the chapter while replying the review. Everyone tackle her (You...are a girl right?) with appreciation!)

"I thought girls were supposed to be feather light." he grumbled.

"HEY! You would gain weight too if your diet was mushy-banana-split-sundae-with-marshmallow-fluff!"

Sasuke didn't answer but glanced at her feet that were bleeding slowly. They...well he had been walking for almost 20 minutes now. He spotted his crappy car exactly where he had left it. He threw the case into the backseats while he dropped Sakura on the front passenger seat.

The female panicked, "What the hell do I do now!"

SEDUCE YOUR WAY TO FREEDOM!

"Hell no!" she said out loud as her captor got into the car. He gave her a weird look before starting the car. She blushed furiously, but thanks to her previous makeup; there was no signs that she was embarrassed.

He already took your first kiss, let's not waste it.

"No more touchy-touchy!"

YOU KISSY-KISSIED WHEN YOU WERE BEING CHASED.

"That…! Was an emergency!"

This is an emergency too! ARE YOU PLANNING TO ROT YOUR ASS IN A JAIL CELL JUST CUZ YOU KNOW YOUR NOT SEXY?

"What'da ya mean not sexy? Who wouldn't want some of this?"

Maybe you're scared. Or maybe you're a lesbian.

"Shut the fuck up! Why the fuck would I be lesbian."

Maybe because you don't want to get some of that sexy hunk sitting next to you.

"He's probably gay! It'll be like seducing a rock!"

Ever wonder what a rock with an erection looks like?

"No! I'll get out of this! Just gimme time to think!"

That proves it! You're gay.

"Am not!"

Yes.

"No."

Yes.

"No."

Yes.

"No."

Yes.

"UGH! I'LL PROVE IT! GOD I HAVE TO TOUCH THAT SLIMEBALL."

...I'm your inner, I know you want to do it.

Sakura sighed, "Whatever."

Onyx orbs continuously trailed back to the young woman beside him who seemed to be in deep thought.

"Are you going to seriously lock me up?" she asked, her beryl green eyes scanning his face.

"Yes." came his stoic reply, he quickly looked away.

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Can you not?"

"No." His eyes focused on where he was going.

"Pretty please with sugar on top?"

"No."

A moment of silence passed.

"What about a trade?"

"I don't want anything from you."

She leaned closer to him, her fingers started to softly stroke his neck. The car slowed down as it neared a stoplight, she quickly took the chance and sat on his lap. She laid her head on the crook of his neck.

"Get. Off. Me."

"Make me."

He tried to push her off but the stoplight changed to green. Her hands moved lower to his chest as she continued stroking, "You're a man now Sasuke, surely there is something that you want from me." her lips grazed his neck as she spoke. His throat tightened as he tried to swallow. The cuffs tinkled as she ran her fingers through his thick spiky hair.

"Relax Sasuke, just take these things off me and I'll do the work."

He knew what she was trying to do but he couldn't stop her; He didn't want to. Her hands went lower, passing his stomach; and dangerously closer to his lower region. He could feel himself getting excited, "Fuck! Think! Naruto kissing Kakashi! Naruto kissing Kakashi!" But instead he had a mental picture of him and Sakura on his bed. Sakura checked his pockets and didn't find any keys, "Damn, I can't believe I left my pick at Hinata's!"

She could feel Sasuke's tense as she moved lower, brushing the bulge. An idea suddenly hit her, "I'm sure you would love to throw me in jail with a boner. The other officers are sure to be jealous." She softly kneaded his erection which gained a small moan from the male. The car jerked to the left as it neared the police station. Sakura gave a sigh of relief, she reached up and tangled her fingers in his hair once more.

He stopped the car in front of an apartment and tossed her on the cold, cement ground as he locked up his car. "Fuck! Dude, ever heard of being gentle?" She glanced at his visible erection, "You've been a naughty boy I see." Obsidian orbs shot daggers at the girl.

"I cannot believe I am doing this." he thought to himself. Sakura was right; he was not going to risk his pride just to lock her up. He could just keep her custody at his house for one night. What could possible go wrong? He unlocked his apartment door and pushed her in. The room seemed so lifeless and empty. He turned the light on, two light bulbs hanging from the ceiling lit up. Sakura shivered as the cool air seemed to kiss her bare stomach.

She saw a desk, bed, dresser and a refrigerator. There was also another door which she assumed was the bathroom. Sasuke grabbed a belt and attached Sakura's shackled hands to the refrigerator door. She was about to protest when she spotted a scissor on the kitchen counter. (A.N. His house is a studio. You know like, everything is in one room; just a lil explaination for pplz who are going like.."Where did the kitchen counter come out from?")

The raven-haired man then went into the bathroom; while Sakura quickly reached for the scissors.

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He splashed cold water on his face; the icy water quickly snapped him into focus. He could not believe how his body betrayed him. He filled a little tub of warm water and grabbed a pack of First-Aid supplies. He reopened the door and found her furiously cutting his belt with scissors. She stopped and laughed nervously, "Um, I can explain!"

He placed his burden next to her feet and carefully untied the belt. "Your feet are going to be infected if you don't clean it anytime soon." She pouted and plopped down to the floor. She placed her feet into the lukewarm water and sighed. Sasuke watched closely as she squeezed out all the pus from her cuts. (A.N. What a turn off.)

"You got boo-boo's too." she said without looking at him while bandaging her foot.

He winced when she had used the word to define his cuts. She looked up at his disgusted face, "Well, they aren't bruises and they aren't serious cuts so they are boo-boo's." His left eyebrow arched at her logic, she smirked before continuing; "You know how boo-boo's becoming no boo-boo's. With just a little kissy kissy here and there."

He gave her a blank stare that said, "...as if..."

"God! It's impossible to talk to you!"

He gave her another stare which said, "So?"

She stared back at him, trying to keep a straight face. Sasuke studied her face once again. Her porcelain skin seemed to glow in the dim light, the soft curve of her chin underneath her juicy looking lips. He tore his eyes away from their and looked directly at her eyes, drowning into her pools of emerald.

She could feel herself being sucked into his dark eyes that seemed to be nearly soulless. She looked away and started bandaging her other foot. His eyes trailed down her slender neck, wondering how it would look with irritating red marks. He mentally slapped himself, "Focus."

The raven-haired man flinched when she got up with the tub of water, "Relax darling, I'm just going to go pour this out." She rolled her eyes and walked to the bathroom. He heard running water, nothing suspicious. She appeared later with a fresh tub of steaming water and towels. She looked refreshed; her cuffs clinked together as she sat. "I am so tired of these things! Can you PLEASE take 'em off?"

"No."

"...bitch..."

"What?"

"My feet itch."

She scooted closer to him, "Come on Sasuke, stop being such a baby. I almost feel bad for your parents."

"You can't they're dead."

Their eyes met briefly, "Now I do feel bad for your parents."

She grabbed his arm and pulled his sleeve up where a small wound was. She dampened the towel and wiped away the excess dirt. He hissed in pain when she pressed a cotton ball (with alcohol of course) to his wound. "Oh stop it! My feet took a bath in this bitch." she scolded with a pout on her face.

She finished with her task several minutes later, she yawned and stretched. "It's past my bed time and my curfew. Can I leave now?" The male opposite of her did not answer, instead he pulled her up and dragged her to his dresser. She had a confused look on her face, he proceeded and got another belt and tied her to his dresser.

"OH WHY YOU LITTLE WHORE!"

"Good night." he replied and headed towards his bed. Sakura sputtered obscene words while Sasuke ignored her. After 3 minutes, she had repeated every curse she knew a thousand times. His head ached and he threw his blankets aside and walked towards the struggling woman.

"---AND YOU'RE A FUCKEN MESSED UP DICK FACED JERK! YOU ASSHOLE!"

"SHUT UP!"

"OH DON'T YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP YOU FUCKEN BASTARD! I AM GOING TO SOOO FUCK UP YOUR FACE LATER! AND I'M GOING TO FUCKEN STAB YOUR BALLS OPEN! DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK UCHIHA!"

He leaned right into her face, "Shut.Up."

"WELL MR. HIGH-N-MIGHTY I SHOULD---"

Sakura continued her crazed sputtering while Sasuke focused on her lips.

Claimable, luscious lips.

And without thinking, he kissed her. Flicking his tongue over her lips as she protested. His hand ran through her bubble-gum locks while the other stroked her slender neck. He nipped at her lower lip and she granted him entry.

He quickly pulled her head back for better access, a fierce tongue battle engaging between them. Sakura found him to be very addictive. His touches sent shivers down her spine. His hands quickly worked on untying Sakura from the dresser. As soon as she was freed, he broke the kiss and pushed her to the wall. He had forgotten completely of who he was. She was what he wanted now, and what an Uchiha wants; an Uchiha gets.

Sakura could not believe what just happened a few moments ago. The atmosphere had changed dramatically, she was confused but she definitely liked what was going on. She threw her shackled arms around his as he leaned in for another bruising kiss. She felt his hands on her bare stomach, rubbing gently. He was rewarded with a loud moan.

"Sa-su-ke-kun" she purred. Her lush green eyes were glazed over, "If you want me, you better free me after."

"What makes you think you're going to want to leave?" he asked with his annoying trademark smirk.

"Men and their pride these days. Deal or no deal?"

"Deal"

He lifted her and grinded his hard member against her crotch, she gasped and arched her back in pleasure. He started to plant hot, wet kisses from her jaw line and down her throat. He stopped and pushed her top and bra down to expose her breasts. He was getting tired of holding her up, so he moved her to the bed. Sasuke used the belt that was tossed earlier to tie her cuffs to the headboard. Both of their eyes were now cloudy and lustful.

He removed his shirt and pressed his bare chest against hers. He smirked, "You have been a dirty little girl and I am going to have to clean you up myself." She looked at him, "And how are you planning to do that?" came her hoarse reply. He straddled her hips and bent down so that their noses touched.

"I am going to lick you inside out." he answered licking his lips slowly. She shuddered as she found his answer to be highly erotic. His tongue ran down her silky neck and bit her several times. Hickies were already forming and he was slightly proud of his handiwork. He cupped and massaged her left breast while swirling his tongue around her rosy peak. She gave another moan of toe-curling pleasure. He planted more kisses down her stomach while Sakura desperately grasped the air.

Her fingers felt so stiff, she needed to touch him. "Sa...suke-kun, please I need to touch you." she begged, panting slightly. He moved up, brushing away her bangs from her sweaty forehead. "No, think of this as your punishment." She smirked seductively, "I should be punished more then."

He 'hn-ed' before kissing her, "Shut up." He pulled off all her clothes and gazed at her moist core. Her pink curls were glazed with her cum and radiated a tempting heat. The onyx-orbed man spread her legs wide apart and wet his lips with anticipation. He traced the outer rim of her vaginal opening with his tongue as she shrieked with pleasure. She tried bucking her hips but he held her down.

He finally dipped his tongue into her folds while hitting her G-spot. His fingers soon replaced his tongue as he busily stretched her. The male chuckled darkly as he found the irony of the situation to be quite funny. He watched the eternal angel gasp and pant for air as he took off the rest of his clothes; his huge erection visible for everyone to see. He positioned himself between her legs and saw the hint of fear on her face. The size of him was bound to scare any girl.

He chuckled again before kissing her deeply. Her screams muffled as he penetrated her. The first thing that ran through his mind after a couple of thrusts was, "Fuck! I didn't use a condom. Wait, I don't even have them!" His common sense begged him to stop but his body continued its ministrations. Sakura's screams quieted as the sharp pain turned into burning pleasure.

"Aa, Sasuke-kun!" she moaned while arching her back to meet him. His thrusts started to get faster and harder as he desperately tried to reach his climax. She finally felt his seed shooting inside her while he cried out her name. He collapsed on top of her and rolled off to the side. His eyes were shut as his hands fumbled to find a key. Both of them heard a tiny click before falling into a deep satisfied sleep.

TBC

crap i feel so perverted. blushes and hides collection of hentai I don't have hentai and that's the truth. Ok I admitted that had to be like that kinkiest shit i ever want to read.

Like the draft was like any other lemon, so I tried to add some flava and I think I overdid it.

FYI!

For Promiscuous boy meet Innocent girl, I think I'll do a SasuSaku. But that is not coming until I finish with one of my fanfics and put up the ITAISAKU fic which I am working on.