This is S2. I just put Sparrowpelt in the characters cause that's the closest I could get to Sparrowkit. And no it's not actually Sparrowpelt!

Silent Treatment

Welcome reader! I have come to tell you Today's spoof. And it's on television for warrior cats!

One day, I woke up. I was mad. No really I was mad. I was throwing rocks everywhere and I asked Bluestar if she wanted a snicker! I was going insane right? Here's the conversation live.

Bluestar:"Hello Young one, how can I-"

Sparrowkit:"Wanta snicker?"*shoves snicker to Bluestar*

Bluestar:"Why thank you!" *eats snicker*"Starclan bless your heart!"

Sparrowkit:"Yeah, it's supposed to give you gas. Did I mention it's the new kind snicker called:Gas Pass?"

Bluestar:*starts farting*"You devil!" *let's a another one go*"Go to the *censored* dark forest!"

Sparrowkit:"Now don't you cuss. Or You'll be going to the dark forest!" *fades away*

Spottedleaf:"Hey Bluestar, I came to tell you that-" *sniffes* "What's that smell?"

Bluestar:"Sparrowkit gave me gas." *sulks*

Spottedleaf:"Weewow, that stinks!" *grabs a air mask*

Bluestar:"You have disapointed me Spottedleaf!" *fades away*

Hehehe...Isn't that funny? Now she's giving me a Silent treatment. The next day we talked, or should say I talked, this is how it went:

Bluestar:*silence*

Sparrowkit:"Hey Bluestar are you outta gas?"

Bluestar:*silence*

Sparrowkit:"I know, it felt so good you don't wanna speak!"

Bluestar:*silence*

Sparrowkit:"You're sooo lucky. Reporter Firestar told me it was soo hilarious they were going to put it on tv!"

Bluestar:"Whatta *censored*?! Get your *censored* outta here!" *get's so angry and explodes*

Sparrowkit:"Explosions remind me of that creeper on minecraft! Thank you Bluestar for reminding me to go play minecraft!" *fades away*

Mwhaha! Firestar really did put it on tv. Apparently, that silent treatment didn't last for long cause I destroyed it with laughter! Firestar announced that I was now the official most famous cat in all the clans. I was even allowed to go to gatherings! At my first gathering all the she-cats mooned over me and the toms wanted me to be their friend. Cinderheart asked me out! I'm still thinking about it though...well, until next time! Don't forget to follow, favorite, and review!