I, well got nuthing to say but have you guys noticed that most of the T-rated fics are mostly about the same highschool plot and everything? I mean, when I read it; it's like the same thing over and over again. And yet they have more reviews than me.

Violetme- uh-oh, I'm pretty late with the update aren't I?? I still feel that innocent people are being corrupted because of my bad lemon!!! And then my friends had to tell me what a pervert I became and everything!!!

Shinobi Darkbeak- lmao, your review was…how should I say it? Very blunt?? Lol

2supersmart- whoa, we got some connection going on here! I was corrupted by my friends too!! Such good friends don't cha think? And it's not that I think you're immature!! I sound so insensitive when I read what I write. Woe is me!!

Rainingblood666- well, I like the itaisaku pairing but I think sasusaku is my all time favorite. I just can't imagine itachi being soooo OC. I mean I hate it when I do that!!! GRRR!!

Aznmelon- LOL!! My lemon was good?? I haven't wrote one since forever…wait; actually that was my first official lemon, unless you include an old rape scene I wrote in my old fics. But let's keep the past a secret.

Ur2TrOuBleSoMe90- Ooo sorry bout that!! I can't believe people think my lemon was good! Its so, bad; I wana go stab it!!!

Heartless Ghost- lol, yes; poor Sasuke-kun probably thought he would never have sex and just die as a virgin. And besides, I think he would rather go hug Itachi than just going to a pharmacy or w.e to buy condoms. Now that picture would be worth a thousand words. Maybe even a million!!

Trunksmybaby- lol, cute?

CrAzY-SiLLy-Me- Ah yes! The honorable one! May my horrible lemon not scar you and keep you from writing your awesome fics!! Speaking about your fics, I haven't read them in a while. Hm….

Animedreamz05- I'll get used to it probably after Promiscuous Boy meet Innocent Girl.

Keke999- Sorry I'm a little late! Well a lot late actually.

ok...last time there was a lemon...

He chuckled again before kissing her deeply. Her screams muffled as he penetrated her. The first thing that ran through his mind after a couple of thrusts was, "Fuck! I didn't use a condom. Wait, I don't even have them!" His common sense begged him to stop but his body continued its ministrations. Sakura's screams quieted as the sharp pain turned into burning pleasure.

"Aa, Sasuke-kun!" she moaned while arching her back to meet him. His thrusts started to get faster and harder as he desperately tried to reach his climax. She finally felt his seed shooting inside her while he cried out her name. He collapsed on top of her and rolled off to the side. His eyes were shut as his hands fumbled to find a key. Both of them heard a tiny click before falling into a deep satisfied sleep.

I still feel all tingly lol.

He woke up a start at exactly 7:30 AM. His body felt oddly heavy and stiff.

"Did I drink last night?"

Memories hit him over like a train, X-rated images ran through his head as he tried to suppress a smirk.

Sakura

He nearly jumped out of his skin when he noticed that she wasn't next to him. "Oh right, the deal."

---

A few streets away, a pink-haired female sneezed. Her sore body was dipped into hot water of a bath house. She glanced at her bare form before scowling in disgust.

"It's official Sakura, you are a whore now." she said out loud.

Well at least it wasn't some ugly bum.

Her beryl-green eyes focused again on her reflection, bright red marks were scattered all over her upper body. "I don't think a bucket of make-up would work for that; maybe white-out??"

She shivered as she felt his hands on her body; a wild grin was plastered on her face.

"If he only wasn't so sexy."

---

Sakura yawned as she found herself roaming the bustling city streets. She had recently 'jacked' an outfit from a store a couple of blocks back. A pair of faded jeans and a plain white t-shirt was surely not going to be missed. Her nimble fingers grasped and twirled a red cap from a display table as she passed it.

Her pink locks were now shoved graciously under the cheap hat. "Brunch time." she thought, eyeing a wallet that was sticking out of a man's jeans. Brushing passed him; she grasped the wallet and cheered silently. She opened it and nearly screamed in horror. Blinking ominously, a red tracker was placed into it.

"Shit."

She tossed the wallet behind her and ran; shouts from the cop could be heard from behind her.

"Shit."

She pumped her legs faster and skidded into an alley, a strong hand grabbed her wrist so hard; she thought it was pulled clean out of its socket. Her eyes shut tightly as she screamed her head off. Another hand covered her mouth and cut her air supply. Bright green clashed with black (A,N. Yea the colors really do clash, really bad combo.), "Mm-mff?"

"That was way too easy." Sasuke loosened his grasp and bore his eyes into hers. "You're losing it, Sa-ku-ra." She blushed furiously as a sly smirk graced his lips. She sputtered some inaudible words, "Well, um...I'm kinda running late right now. So smell ya later." She jerked away successfully; his hands grasped her firmly and pulled her back.

"Now, now what's the rush?" She backed away from him and ended up with her back touching the wall. Their gazes forever locked, "I need you..." he started with a husky tone. She shivered and tried pushing him away, "I-I don't know what came over me last night! I don't even like you!" she finished with a tone of uncertainty.

His eyebrow arched, "Let me start again." She gave him a confused and embarrassed look, "I need you to meet me Sweet Night Club tonight." he finished. She stared at him with a puzzled expression, "So you can have your little copper friends with you? Forget it." she shoved him away and started to sprint.

"Ever wonder where my father kept the money?"

She screeched to a halt, her back faced him. He smirked, "Jackpot."

"You've been in my house before, but sadly; you searched and search but alas! Not even the tiniest trace of money." She faced him, "Your point is?"

"My father doesn't keep money at our house..." Her eyebrow arched.

"...he kept gold bars and jewels." He dismissively broke their gazes and walked past her, "10 o' clock be there."

"WAIT!!" She dashed up to him and reached into his pocket, pulling out his wallet. "Thanks for the meal! Asshole!!" she cried, running with his wallet.

"Dammit." He cursed as the blob of pink disappeared into the crowd.

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Sakura laughed while jumping on a bar stool, "Ryuichi-kun!! You are so funny!!" She looked deeply into his brown eyes before slipping his wallet out of his jacket. "So, Yumi-chan; you come here often?" the brown haired man asked, yelling over the roar of the music.

"Nope." she lied, "My boyfriend told me that it wasn't so bad here."

"...Boyfriend??" She nodded, cackling madly inside as the man's face fell. "...Well, I have to go now."

She stuck out her tongue as he retreated, "Loserrr." She flipped open his wallet and examined the contents. Three twenty dollar bills were inside along with other stuff. Sakura took out the money and tossed the wallet over her shoulder. "Hey! Jiro-san!! Gimme anything and keep the change!" she shouted to the middle aged bartender. He took a glance at the twenty dollar bill and chuckled, "Sure."

A small shot slid in front of her, the amber colored liquid glowed invitingly. The liquid burned her throat as she gulped it down. A satisfied sigh escaped her lips. "Hm...new stuff! Can I have another?"

"Sure." He repeated.

Another glass was put in front of her as she smacked her lips expectantly. "Cheers!" She drank it slower, enjoying the cool burning sensations; a hand grasped her shoulder and spun her around. The golden liquid spewed out of her mouth, sprinkling the raven-haired man. "Aw dammit." she cried, wiping her chin; "That was good stuff."

Sasuke let out an angry hiss as he cleaned himself with his sleeve. She blinked innocently as she patted the stool next to her. Her normally straight pink hair was now a tumble of curls. She was wearing a sleeveless crimson top with a V-cut collar and a tight, black mini-skirt that seemed to be made out of leathery material. Chains were hooked on her skirt causing a tiny jingles (if it could be possibly heard over the music), her red top showed a bit of her cleavage. His eyes trailed down to her slim legs, she had knee-length fish net stockings with dark boots.

And for him? He wore baggy jeans with a plain white t-shirt. He held a black leather jacket in his left arm. Impatient fingers snapped in front of him as she indicated his seat. He sat down next to her, slightly anxious.

"Jiro-san! Two more shots!!"

Two glasses slid in front of them as they both took one, "Don't drink too much, I need you focused."

"Oh pul-leasee, I need a truck full of this before I get drunk." She eyed the man cautiously examining his drink, "Drink up, It's not poisoned." She grabbed his glass and took a small sip, "See?"

He drained his glass, "You help me with something, and the location to the stuff is yours."

"Tempting." she drawled sarcastically.

"Tempted?? Deal or no deal?"

She pondered for a moment, "What sort of favor?"

"More of a mission. I need to get into the Uchiha Estate, and to get what you want; you have to go in too. Security is tight; I think you'll find it somewhat fun." His tone was became more businesslike with every word. Sasuke needed a distraction and she seemed to be that distraction. "We both get what we want."

"Sure, I have nothing much to do anyway."

"Mission starts now."

"Huh?"

"I need you to distract a man while I get some info." He gently pushed her off the stool and pointed briefly at a group of four men sitting around a table. One of the men got up, "Gotta go."

"Wait! Which..."

But he sped across the room, "Aw fuck him." She walked towards the table, her steps matching the beat of a pop song that was currently ending. The men had a perfect view of the dance floor, she pushed her way through the dancing crowd. Getting as close as the dance floor permitted, she waited for the next song. The crowd gave an appreciative roar as a familiar beat pounded from the speakers; she gave a seductive smirk to the men before swaying her hips to the music. Already, other males tried to dance with her; but she ignored and pushed them away.

How you doin' young lady?
That feelin' that you givin' really drives me crazy

You don't haveta play about the joke
I was at a loss of words the first time that we spoke

The man with short dark hair that sat in the middle stared at her, the lights flashed and she saw a look of curiosity in his dark eyes. She raised her arms and moved them in the rhythm with the music and her body.

Looking for a girl that'll treat you right
You lookin' for her in the day time with the light


You might be the type if I play my cards right
I'll find out by the end of the night

Her curls bounced wildly as she shook her body in tune with the music, the dance floor vibrated as the music was turned up louder. Her eyes gave the man a daring stare.

You expect me to just let you hit it
But will you still respect me if you get it?

All I can do is try, just gimme one chance
What's the problem? I don't see a ring on your hand

She waved her hands in front of her face suggestively, showing that indeed there was no ring. Another male approached her, trying to engage her to dance with him. She ignored him and continued to tease the men as she turned and gave her ass a little shake.

I'll be the first to admit it, I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent

You wanna get in my world, get lost in it
Boy I'm tired of running, let's walk for a minute

Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

Promiscuous boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

She mouthed the last words before blowing a kiss. Her movements began to grow more fluid as she threw on a mini belly dance for them.

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

"Yes!" she cheered softly as the man that was watching her stood up and headed in her direction. "Let's just hope he's the one I was supposed to distract." As the man approached her, she began to realize how handsome he was. Short dark, hair and familiar obsidian orbs; two lines ran from opposite sides of his face. He brushed away her bangs and smirked as he placed his hands on her tiny waist.

Promiscuous Boy
Let's get to the point
Cause we're on a roll
Are you ready?

Sakura flashed a shy smile before placing her hands on his chest. "Whoa, titanium here." she thought.

Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue;
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

Her hands slid higher, as she softly caressed his neck. She looked up and bit her lower lip as her hips continued to sway; with of course the help of his hands. Her fingers traced the nape of his neck as she played with his hair.

Hey! I can't keep my mind of you
Where you at, do you mind if I come through?

I'm out of this world
Come with me to my planet
Get you on my planet
Think you can handle it?

She slowly walked backwards, pulling him with her. The pink-haired girl turned and danced as she teasingly grinded her ass on his 'buddy'. His arms encircled her waist and his hands freely roamed her stomach. He placed his chin gently on her shoulder, "What's your name? Have we met before??" he whispered huskily into her ear. She flinched slightly, "Why don't you tell me yours first?"

They call me Thomas
Last name Crown
Recognize game?
Imma lay mine's down

I'm a big girl I can handle myself
But if I get lonely, I'ma need your help
Pay attention to me
I don't talk for my health

I want you on my team

So does everybody else

"Ladies first." he replied with his velvety smooth voice.

"Very classy, but who needs manners at a place like this?"

"Agreed."

Baby we can keep it on the low
Let your guard down
Ain't nobody gotta know
If you with it girl, I know a place that we can go

What kinda girl do you take me for?

She gasped as he cupped her breasts with one hand and slid the other one on her bare thigh. "Hey!" she cried, "Keep your fuckin' hands off!" She turned around to slap him, but he caught her wrist. "No manners, remember?" his dark eyes glittered. (A.N. GLITTERING UBER SEXINESS!!) He grabbed her other wrist and wrapped an arm around her waist. He clamped his mouth over hers as he pushed her deeper into the crowd.

Promiscuous Girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

Promiscuous Boy
You already know
That I'm all yours
What you waiting for?

---

Sasuke wiped his bloodied knuckle on a napkin as he re-entered the club.

Promiscuous Girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Promiscuous Boy
Let's get to the point
Cuz' we're on a roll
Are you ready?

He frowned as he realized the song that was playing. Well, it wasn't the song; it was who he was reminded of. He scanned the room looking for anything pink. His eyes widened as he saw her lip-locking with the devil himself. "Shit! She got the wrong guy!" He grabbed a white cap from a passed out drunk as he made his way towards the dance floor.

---

She tried to kick him in the privates or at least crush his toes; but she was too busy stumbling. He groped her ass and held her tighter as he explored the wet cavern of her mouth.

Don't be mad, don't get mean

Don't be mad, don't get mean

Hey! Don't be mad, don't get mean

Don't get mad, don't get mean

Sakura almost wept with joy when she saw him standing behind her assaulter. He gave her a soul numbing glare before pulling on a white cap, veiling his eyes. He tapped the man and he abruptly stopped kissing. The long (A.N. Yes! long hair!! Thx CrAzY-SiLLy-Me for the confirmation.) haired man turned his head to Sasuke, only to be sock right in the face. Unfortunately, this did not loosen his grasp as Sakura continued to squirm in his clutches.

The stranger used his thumb to wipe the thin trail of blood that trickled from his mouth, "My name is..." he lowered his voice as he gazed into her fiery emerald pools.

"...Uchiha Itachi."

Her body gave a quick jerk as she remembered exactly who he was. "Damn, no wonder he looked familiar." she thought, mentally slapping herself for not knowing.

Wait! I don't mean no harm
I can see you with my t-shirt on

I can see you with nothing on
Feeling on me before you bring that on

Bring that on?

You know what I mean

"Let. Go. Of. Her." Sasuke growled, jealousy, hate and fear pulsing throughout his body.

Itachi's eyes averted to the jealous male, "Why? Is she yours?" he asked calmly while fondling with her breasts.

"WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!" she screamed as she tried to kick him again.

Girl, I'm a freak; you shouldn't say those things

I'm only trying to get inside your brain
To see if you can work me
The way you say

The raven-haired man stood there mentally arguing with himself. One side of him screamed, "MINE! MINE!!"; while the other mocked him for his emotional weakness.

"Guess not." Itachi concluded with a smirk, "Listen pinky, there's no shame in this. You don't belong to anyone right now except me." His long fingers traced her face.

It's okay, it's alright
I got something that you're going to like

Hey is that the truth or are you talking trash?
Is your game M.V.P. like Steve Nash?

Sasuke's breathing became erratic as he braced himself to throw another punch. "She belongs to me. I slept with her so she's mine." Sakura glared at him, "So? If I sleep with him, doesn't that make me his?" she spat.

Her captor smirked, "Good idea, let's go make you mine then."

"Ugh, you freak!! JUST GET THE FUCK OFF ME! Sasuke! Help me you asshole!!"

"Sa-suke? Otouto?"

"Argh! Sakura! You idiot!!"

"Ah, so you're name is Sakura. A beautiful--"

"YEA YEA! A BEAUTIFUL NAME THAT IS SOOOO SUITING FOR SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN!! DO YOU THINK THOSE OLD LINES ARE GOING TO WORK ON ME??" (A.N. I got tired of the guys complimented Sakura after she tells them her name.)

Promiscuous girl
Wherever you are
I'm all alone
And it's you that I want

Promiscuous boy
I'm calling your name
But you're driving me crazy
The way you're making me wait

"How amusing." he chuckled softly before stealing another kiss. He dodged the punch Sasuke threw and pushed Sakura into him. "Here you go. I have a feeling that we're going to meet again, both of you." Sasuke held her possessively while she was busying gagging and spitting. The hating brothers matched glares before the younger one dragged the female off the dance floor.

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Her olive-green orbs glanced curiously at the smirking dark-haired man that waved back at her.

Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more

tbc...

I chose Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado as a little promotion for PBMIG. Which is coming after you guys vote.

I was pretty pissed cuz I didn't get enough reviews which is also why the chapter is only as half as long as it should be.. Another thing that ticked me off was that my stupid cousin had to come over and erase all my documents which were TWO chapters of the itaisaku. I am not going to type another 10.000 words, especially when I worked so FUCKEN hard on them. Maybe one day I will rewrite them.

PLEASE REVIEW IF YOU WANT ME TO UPDATE FASTER!!