Hey-yo

Failed the English essay but screw that.

I would like to thank all you awesome readers!! I LOVE YOU!! YOU GUYS ROCK!!!

0Aya0- thank you! thank you very much. -takes a bow-

Shinobi Darkbeak- Reviewers come first and there was just so many possibilities, I just wanted to know what you guys thought. Just need a hospital name...

2supersmart- in response to your response to my response. Totally agree with every single word.

..::WhItE DoRiAn::..- thx for the review! At least you bothered to review, the song Promiscuous fits its just that neither Sasuke or Sakura are promiscuous. Sakura just flirts so that she can drive Sasuke crazy, and because it's my fanfic.

Heartless Ghost- -sniff sniff- When I become a really good fanfic writer...person...I will NEVER EVER EVER forget you!! The little people that gave me confidence. -tears- And yea Itachi got hit because, Sasuke just tapped him and socked him.

aznmelon- lolz yea the song is pretty long, but it's only 4 min. So everything in those two chapters was in two minutes...does that make sense?

Ur2tRoUbLeSoMe90- -giggles like a maniac- oh you pervert!! lol jk.

rebel-girl- wow you are really into the story, well; I don't think I'll put in anymore Akatsuki members. Probably not, maybe...I don't know. And the real target was someone not too important.

Confuzzled239- Glad you like it!

CrAzY-SiLLy-Me- haha! It's kinda hard writing lemons though, -.-

naruto-fan001- Itachi deserves the best! Can you resist his uber sexiness?

dannysamrules- ummmm, yea about that lemon... -hides-

animedreamerz05- Btw, Sasuke was wearing a cap, not Itachi.

Hanyue-Chan- Thanks!

Aishiteru-Sasuke- -hugs- You reviewed 4 times!! Ah!! That makes me so happy!!

Sakura90873- er...yea my lemon skills suck, I don't blame you.

ninjaxbunny- Cool!! A ninja bunny!! ...yea back to my response, glad you like my story!!

Atsune- Thanks for the review!!

Merridaine- Like OHHH my gawd, I like loved that frken movie!! White Chicks was AWESOME!!

Baka.Demon- ooo!! you seriously didn't know that it was Itachi?? Yay!! I finally surprised someone!!

P-Prince- Good thing I have someone looking out because if i find out someone stole my story; there WILL be hell.

Lets go back in time -funky retro music plays in the background-

"How amusing." he chuckled softly before stealing another kiss. He dodged the punch Sasuke threw and pushed Sakura into him. "Here you go. I have a feeling that we're going to meet again, both of you." Sasuke held her possessively while she was busying gagging and spitting. The hating brothers matched glares before the younger one dragged the female off the dance floor.

Promiscuous girl
You're teasing me
You know what I want
And I got what you need

Her olive-green orbs glanced curiously at the smirking dark-haired man that waved back at her.

Promiscuous Boy
We're one in the same
So we don't gotta play games no more

This is just a 'fluffy' chapter. Sorry but no citrus in here.

"Oh I can't believe you...two...Uchihas!!" Sakura sputtered angrily as she was dragged by Sasuke. "Both rough, perverted little bastards!!"

"..."

"Argh! You guys exist just so that I can get harassed by two pompous pricks!! And where the hell do you think you're taking me!?!"

He stopped in front of a familiar apartment. Her eyes flared up again, "Do I really look like I can go to sleep right now??"

"To sleep? Or sleep with?" he asked while digging his pockets for his keys.

"Wha?? Why!" she blushed furiously, "You! Ugh!! You prat!! I hate you!!" He paused and raised an eyebrow, "Ah, so we're on the same page." She opened her mouth to speak but it was quickly covered by his lips.

In a flash, he dragged her up the stairs and into his apartment. He pushed her inside, "You. Stay. Here."

"Sure, oh wait; I mean... Jane. Stay With. Tarzan." She gave a huge yawn and stretched, "Going to go take a shower."

"Hn."

Sakura headed for the bathroom while Sasuke collapsed on his bed. He rested his cool arm over his eyes, "Damn Itachi." Gory images of his decapitated brother filled his head, he couldn't help but smirk. He heard the shower start and the bloody images were quickly replaced by a naked, wet Sakura.

"Aah!" He involuntarily jerked off his bed and was welcomed by the cold wooden floor. A groan escaped his lips as he rubbed his forehead soothingly.

"I'M LOOKING FOR ATTENTION!! NOT ANOTHER QUESTTION!! SHOULD YOU STAY OR SHOULD YOU GO?? YEAAH!!" The horrible screeching came from none other less than Sakura.

His body stayed rigid on the floor as he listened.

"WELL IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE ANSWER WHY YA STILL STANDING HERE?? HEY HEY HEY HEEEEeeeyyYYY!!! JUST WALK AWAY!!"

The tortured man climbed back into his bed reminding himself to buy earplugs. "She's screaming so loud that the whole world probably hears her."

"ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT FOR MEH-HEEEeee?? DIE FOR MEeeeee?? BLA BLA BLA I DON'T KNOW!! CAUSE IF YOU DON'T THEN JUST LEAVVEEEE!!"

His whole body twitched uncomfortably as he headed to his dresser. He pulled out a pair of sweat shorts and a loose dark t-shirt. The rushing water stopped and there was a loud knocking on the door. Sasuke clumsily tripped over the pants that were discarded on the floor, "Yes?" he greeted as he pulled a t-shirt over his bare chest.

"Hey man, I know you're banging your chick and all; but can you keep it on the low. My wife is complaining about why I can't make her scream like that." the middle aged man said with a scowl. Sasuke stared back at his neighbor with a blank expression, "I'm not--. Whatever." he hastily tried to shut the door.

The man stuck his foot out, "Hey you!! You owe me something!! At least give me some tips, for you know what." A death glare was directed at the man, "Go away."

Sasuke shut the door, the man's shouts could be heard; "FIFTEEN YEARS!! FIFTEEN YEARS OF MARRIAGE AND I CAN'T MAKE HER SCREAM LIKE THAT!!!"

"SHUT UP WHOEVER YOU ARE!! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING TO SLEEEEPPPPPPP!!!" Sakura shrieked as she exited the bathroom. "Huff, no manners these days those idiots." she added with a scowl.

Her face brightened within a split second, "Man, I'm hungry!"

Sasuke's jaw dropped when he realized that she was clad only in a worn white towel. Her shoulders left bare and slightly wet from her hair. He pried his eyes away from her and stared blankly at the wooden floor. Sakura rummaged through his drawers and pulled out his boxers, a black t-shirt and white shorts; exactly what he was wearing.

"No peeking."

"Huh?"

Poor Sasuke looked up and the first thing he saw was a hand that drove into his left cheek. "I SAID NO PEEKING YOU PERV!!" She left him dazed on the floor as she hurriedly wore his clothes. She tightened the elastic bands of the shorts until it clung comfortably around her hips.

"Done! Oh yea by the way. Do you have any mushy-banana-split-sundae-with-marshmallow-fluff?" she asked as she opened his refrigerator. She screamed in horror and backed away. The alarmed man quickly ran next to her, "What's wrong?"

"Th-Th-There are vegetables in there!!"

Sasuke glanced at his opened refrigerator that was filled with only milk, cheese and tomatoes. "You mean toma--?"

"Don't say it!!"

"Aren't tomatoes fruits?"

"Aren't you an idiot?! Look at those evil things, mocking me."

"Hn." he gave a sigh. "What did tomatoes ever do to you?"

"Nothing." she replied bluntly, "I just don't like veggies."

"Why?"

"They look disgusting."

"Look? So you never tried one?"

"I want to live a long veggie-less life if you don't mind."

Sasuke stared at her, amazed. Never in his life had he met a person who was scared of vegetables. And tomatoes!! They never hurt anyone intentionally. Little did he know that in the center of the earth, a mass army of mutant tomatoes were planning to attack the humans. "Why don't you try one?"

She threw her arms dramatically in the air, "Oh now you're trying to kill me, right?"

He ignored her and rinsed two tomatoes, "Here, try one." Her body shrank away from the red veggie-fruit, "No way." Sasuke sighed, "Come on Haruno, it's not going to kill you."

"Easy for you to say!"

"Stop being a baby!!"

"I'm not a baby!" she argued adding a pout, "How do you live your life with that thing?"

"You mean tomat---"

"DON'T SAY IT!!"

"Try a little bit." he ordered before shoving the tomato into her hand.

Shriek

Splat

Glare

"Sorry! Sorrry!! Reflex!!" Sakura apologized as Sasuke growled through the red mush on his face. He patiently wiped off most of it and handed the other one to her.

Her beryl-green eyes examined the tomato closely before raising it to her lips, "Um, if I die; give everything to Hinata okay?"

"Hn."

"Into my mouth, past the gums. Watch out tummy! Cuz here it comes." She took a tiny hesitant bite and some of the juice sprayed both of them, "OH MY GOD!! THE APOCALYPSE!!" She gave another scream and pointed at Sasuke, "Oh my god!! You're bleeding Sasuke-kun!! Quick!! Where is the first-aid kit??"

Sasuke almost let out a laugh, "It's just the tomato juice."

"...oh."

"Hurry up and try it, today would be nice."

"Ok ok!! Keep your skirts on!!" she snapped back. Her teeth clamped on a small portion of the tomato, she chewed thoughtfully and slowly. The raven-haired male watching her cringed slightly when he realized he was hungry too. He gulped nervously as a small trail of juice ran down her chin, neck and then into her shirt.

"Heeey!! This isn't half bad! Actually, it's uber yummy!" she exclaimed, finishing the tomato.

She got up and rinsed an armful of tomatoes, "Here, I heard your stomach growl before." He gratefully accepted it. Sakura took her seat directly across from him, the stack of tomatoes between them. She giggled as some of the liquid burst out. His onyx-orbs watched her as he absent-mindedly ate his meal.

"What are you looking at?" she asked after polishing off her third tomato.

"Not much." he replied.

There was a flash of pink and a dazed Sasuke was pinned down by an angry Sakura. "What...did you just say to me?"

He merely stared at the dried trail of tomato juice that had run down her neck before. His whole mind and body betrayed him as he uttered his next words.

"Let's have sex."

TBC

OK, a promised lemon in the next chapter. I'm so full of turkey, I can't be perverted or anything right now.

Someone help me think of a name of a hospital.

I know I'm forgetting something…

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