I still don't feel like writing lemons but let's force out that perverted demon within me. Maybe if i received more reviews than alerts I would be MORE INSPIRED!!

yes, U PPLZ WHO DON'T REVIEW AND JUST ADD ME TO THE FUCKEN ALERT LIST ARE PISSING ME OFF!!! -screams and tears out hair-

-hair growth jutsu!!-

yes, ahem so anyway i remembered what i forgot..

OMG I FINALLY REACHED OVER 100 REVIEWS!! I LOVE YOU ALL THAT MADE THAT POSSIBLE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!! cept..of course the ones who DON'T review at all.

Recap

"What are you looking at?" she asked after polishing off her third tomato.

"Not much." he replied.

There was a flash of pink and a dazed Sasuke was pinned down by an angry Sakura. "What...did you just say to me?"

He merely stared at the dried trail of tomato juice that had run down her neck before. His whole mind and body betrayed him as he uttered his next words.

"Let's have sex."

ok..let's start chapter 8...no its 9 right??

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Stupidity

Complete

And

Utter

Stupidity

Sasuke felt as though he could have killed himself right then and there. If only the creator of the world could have bestowed every human with the knowledge to know exactly what to do when things like this happened.

Her pink lips stayed parted as she gazed with an expression of pure surprise. Maybe if her breasts hadn't been pressing against his chest, or her smooth bare legs hadn't been intertwined with his; just maybe he could have thought more logically. Her small body weighed him down and her petite hands in an iron-like grip on his arms. Her damp curls sticking to her pale face and her vivid green stayed widened.

He should have blushed, or at least looked ashamed but his common sense and mind didn't seem to be in sync.

"Fuck, I'm horny..." he thought...

Out loud!!

His felt his face heat up to a degree so high, it made hell cry with jealousy. She too, was blushing; "Ano, Sasuke; You sick?"

"Sasuke? No -kun??" he thought to himself. "Dammit, screw this; I'm going to get this over with."

His eyes trailed down her whole body, wondering where to start. He smirked when he felt her shudder, her grip slackened as her eyes filled with anticipation. He easily freed an arm and used it to pull her head down so that her mouth met his. His tongue ravaged her mouth, sucking and biting her tongue as she whined.

"Uchi...ha. Whaf are you dwoing?"

He stopped and looked deeply into her lust filled eyes, "You want me to stop?" he asked; adding a smirk.

A small blush graced her features as she pondered, "Who said that?" she asked before starting another kiss.

Sakura moaned as he used his other hand to gently massage the back of her neck. She used her thigh to rub against his erecting member she was immediately rewarded with a grunt from Sasuke. They parted and Sasuke gave a somewhat content sigh. Her already addictive taste was enhanced by the alcoholic beverage that was consumed earlier. Her pink head rested on his chest, "Not horny anymore? Sa-su-ke...-kun?" she whispered seductively while lightly tracing random patterns on his chest.

He pulled her right up to his face so that their nose touched, his dark eyes glittered maliciously, "Who said that?" He carried her to his bed and jumped right on top of her, engaging her into another desperate lip lock. His fingers grasped her right breast through the shirt as she gave an instinctive moan. He parted for an instant, only to get his stupid shirt and her bra off (When I say his shirt, I mean; her shirt cuz it's technically Sasuke's. Ok back to the lemon you pervs.); his mouth quickly covered hers as he flung the garments to the corner of the room.

Sasuke busied his hands with her breasts, fondling, pinching and twisting. Her body grinded against his in response to his ministrations. He broke the kiss due to lack of oxygen; he stared deeply into her glazed eyes as he panted. His mouth dove for her left breast, his tongue flickering over her rosy nipple causing delicious squeals from Sakura. Her fingers tugged his jet black spikes mercilessly.

Rough hands easily slid down the shorts and boxers off the girl. Her back arched when he slid two fingers into her wet core. His lips enveloped around her right nipple as he continued to pump his fingers in and out of her. He stopped long enough to locate a square, foil packet and wave it in front of Sakura.

"Icha...Icha...? Special...Edition Condoms??" she panted, "You're prepared..."

"Remember that suitcase we retrieved?"

"...yes..."

"It was my Sempai's valuable collection of Icha Icha stolen by those punks. He gave the condom to me as a 'bonus'."

"..."

"..."

"What flavor is it?" she asked irritably, wanting to continue their sex.

"I don't know." he replied inspecting the packet.

She gave him a sexy smirk and wink, "Let's see what flavor it is then..." She quickly stripped him of his clothes and moved down to his lower regions. Sasuke grunted as he felt her gentle breath fanning on to his penis.

Rip

She slid the rubber on and gave a few experimental pumps with her hand. Sasuke quickly complied with more moans, leaving her satisfied. She covered him with her mouth, grazing the top with her teeth as her tongue worked its magic. His pale fingers tangled themselves in her pink locks as she worked faster.

"Sa...ku...ra..." he rasped as he felt drowning in pleasure.

She stopped, "I think it's a fruit...Raspberry? Cherry? Or is it Strawberries??" Sasuke panted hard and tugged her bubblegum-like hair anxiously, wanting her to continue.

"Itai!! Wait, let me guess it first!!" she snarled, "It has a strawberry aftertaste, but when I suck hard it tastes like cherry but it's tangy like Raspberry..." He lifted her up and under him and plunged his member into her. Her scream quickly cut off by his ferocious kiss. Her hands glided down his back as she grew comfortable with his quick thrusts.

She gave an ear-shattered scream as she came; Sasuke soon followed moaning her name. Exhausted, he pulled himself out of her and rolled onto the side. The pink-haired woman laid half her body on him so that she did not fall off the bed (Remember, it's a one person bed. You'll see why -wink wink-). During her last few moments of consciousness, she swore she heard Sasuke mumble;

"Take that old man."

Oh yes, the song Sakura was shrieking in the previous chapter was Walk Away by Kelly Clarkson. I sing that song in the shower ever since it came out.

This is probably poorly edited because I didn't want to edit...it...bcuz...its...bad. I think I should stop writing lemons, its getting troublesome.

Can't wait till Christmas!!

I know I'm forgetting something again…