Thank you for everyone's support, and thank you for not toasting my fic with flames. I'm sorry that I had abandoned this fanfic in the beginning. -hides face in shame-
It feels like a funeral, as if I'm writing a death thing.
WELL THERE'S GOING TO BE A SEQUEL SO HOWDY DO DAY!
Disclaimer: I have never owned Naruto for the past several chapters and probably never will; now please excuse me while I go kill myself over this.
Itachi was a bastard in the last chapter if you do kindly recall.
"I don't think that it was a fair trade Sasuke. Trading my warmth for your cold steel..." Sasuke's eyes shot open as he heard the click of his gun, "Let's make it even with the warmth of your blood."
The silence of the night was quickly ended with a gunshot, followed by a scream.
Last Chapter
"I forgot...I forgot to tell her...to tell her...that...I really like...no, that I lo..."
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"Damn, why do I feel so heavy even when I'm dead? Its hard to breathe, do we need to breathe when we die? Did I die?" Curious, he tried to open his eyes; "The light is bright, I guess I really am dead. I want to tell her that she should wear sunglasses before she dies."
"Something...is crushing me; it's heavy and warm, and I think it has boobs." He tried harder to open his eyes, squinting through the glaring sunlight; he saw that indeed a female was sleeping on top of him. A woman with nice curves, wearing a white summer dress had her arms and legs wrapped around him while her head rested underneath his chin.
"At least it's not a guy...Sakura and I slept like this. Is this lady an angel? I can see why God likes to stay in heaven. Did I screw her? No, she's wearing clothes. I think she's drooling on me..."
Sasuke's eyes shot open after that thought, at first he wanted to push the person off; but then thought of the consequences he might have to face if God found out. So gently, he moved the female on her back.
"Sakura?"
Sakura's tears and drool caused the moisture on his neck. Her face bore a pained expression and continued sleeping as she faintly mumbled his name.
"Sakura." he rasped, his throat parched; he shook her weakly.
Moments later, she had fully opened her eyes revealing her emerald pools; "Sasu...ke?" Her eyes glistened with tears, her hands reached out and stroked his face and hair; "Sasuke." He stared at her blankly...
"You're heavy." And without a warning, he pushed her off the bed.
"Ku--so, itai! You freakin bastard." she groaned massaging her head.
He shifted to a more comfortable position and sighed contently.
"So..." he smirked, "...it was an angel."
----Few days later----
"Finally! They let you out! There is this really good ice cream place that just opened! Don't worry, my treat!" a pink-haired girl cried happily while dragging a raven-haired man. The flung the door open of a small ice cream shop, the workers immediately welcomed her. Onyx orbs rested on the roseate that was chatting animatedly to the ice cream man. He glanced down at his hand that was turning purple due to Sakura's monstrous strength.
"Well, I should be glad for her freaky, inhuman strength."
The only reason he had survived from Itachi's shot was because Sakura had brutally shoved him after calling him a "self absorbed ego freak". This caused the bullet to embed deep into his shoulder, nearly piercing his lung. "Well at least I'm not lying in a coffin with a huge hole on the side of my head."
"Cherry Jubilee." he answered. He blinked, confused; "Wait, what?"
"I asked you what flavor you wanted and you immediately answered, what a surprise." she replied handing him a cone. He looked at his ice cream cone, to her; "I said what?" he mumbled to himself.
"What should I have, Sasuke-kun?" she asked turning to him.
He thought for a moment before whispering something dirty into her ear, she let out a small giggle.
"I think I'll have that after dinner." she focused back on the menu with the flavors scribbled on it. "I think I'll just have vanilla." She whipped out a familiar looking wallet and handed the money to the server.
Sasuke grunted disapprovingly, "I thought it was your treat, that means you pay."
She took a lick of her ice cream, "I did Sasuke-kun. It was my treat to pay with your money. I never specified whose money I would use."
He walked out of the store without her. She quickly ran after him, "Aww Sasuke-kun! Don't be mad!!" she begged while pouting. He calmly ate his ice cream while ignoring her. He pondered about why he instinctively chose this flavor while Sakura continued to laugh and talk to him.
She planted a light kiss on his cheek, "I'm sorry, Sasuke-kun." He held the back of her head and returned the kiss on her lips.
"EWWWWWW!!" chorused a group of children. One of them was brave enough to squirt their water gun on Sakura, "Let's wash her cooties off!!" The wet woman let out a frustrated shriek and threw her hands over her head, not noticing that she had stuck her ice cream in Sasuke's left eye.
He had always thought he would want to marry a normal, boring woman; but after he met her...
He pulled the ice cream from his face, "Stupid girl."
Of all the rotten luck, he had to fall in love with her.
-END...just kidding, there's a bit more
His fingers ran through her pastel locks unconciously, "Another good..."
"Sasuke-kun?"
"Mm?"
"Do you think they'll ever have that flavor ice cream? Like ice cream that tastes like your cu-"
He cleared his throat loudly, his face heating up; he didn't answer.
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"So do you?"
"Um, maybe?"
THE END!
seriously. I think i'll go on a break, you know; see the sights and stuff. Haha jk.
It was painful writing this chapter, yet it was extremely easy. I bet this is my earliest update. Don't ask why I ended the fic like that.
WATCH OUT FOR MY SEQUEL!
P.S. Anyone know how to play professional poker?