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Just so you know, updates are about to slow a bit because I'm going to start two more stories. A minecraft story and another HTTYD story.
-As of this moment unnamed female humanoid dragon with an (apparently) sexy ass' point of view-
Wow. That was... A very long name... I need a new name.
The Ilkin, Hiccup, is leading me down a dirty path, with me following shortly behind. Were anyone to see us as we traveled, they would find my following and his leading odd, given my stature.
I'll have to tell him soon. But I don't want to. But I have to. But why can't he EARN me as a mate instead of me being forced on him? He'd easily earn me. That's just not how it fucking works. Speaking of fucking, he is adolescent, he'll want to-
"Hey, Toothless?" Hiccup says. "Wha-Who?" I ask him.
"You."
"You want to call me Toothless?"
"Yeah. You lost some teeth, so it'd be a good name for you, don't you think?"
"Yeah, I guess that's a good name since you knocked my teeth out with your bola. Good shot, by the way."
"You... Remember that?"
"Yeah, I also remember you cutting my heart out."
"Uhh..." He looks like he's about to pass out from fear.
"Don't worry, I knew from the beginning that was going to happen. I'm just glad you passed the test because now we both get to live instead of both die."
"Uhh..."
"The first trial was getting me killed. The second was showing the compassion to let me live once more, to care about companionship more than honor or pride. You passed them both with flying colors!"
"Uhh... Oh, hey, look, we're here!" We come across the old cabin in the woods. "There's some hunting equipment in the so you can get some food and a bed. I've been in there before. I'll come by and see you tomorrow!" He says to me, happy we made it, I presume.
"Can't wait!" I call out to him and go in the house. Seeing as it was a bit after noon, I go hunting for something to eat with the bow and arrows I found inside.
-Hiccup POV-
I make my way back to the village, and by the time I got back, it was time to eat. I head to the great hall, where Gobber and the others are. I got there, and I tell everyone, "I'm feeling better now, we can do training tomorrow." The teens are quite relieved, and Gobber asks me, "You sure, Hiccup?"
"Yeah, Gobber, I'm good now. We can train."
In the morning I find my way to the arena. When I get there, I notice a maze has been set up. "Gobber, why a maze? I'm not questioning your methods, but, why? A maze?" Gobber looks at me and smirks, before saying, "You'll see."
Oh, gods do I SEE. A Nadder is chasing all of us around the maze as Gobber watches. "Today is all about attack! And on that note, the best place to attack from is their blind spot. Hel, every dragon has one, so find it, hide in it, and STRIKE! Don't try to apply this to people, though. Vikings aren't the smartest, I'm aware, and then there's the stupid Vikings, using dragon tactic against people. Don't do it." He tells us.
Ruffnut and Tuffnut stand directly in front, and Nadder complains, [Where ARE they? I can't see them!] the twins start arguing and the Nadder finds them.
Gobber yells down to us, "Blind spot, yes. Deaf spot, Mmm, natsammuch." Astrid is about to throw her weapon, when Snotlout stops her, "Hold on, babe, I got this." And throws his mace, missing. "The sun was in my eyes, Astrid! You want me to block out the sun, I could do that, but it'd take too long." Excuses excuses. Snotlout's out now too.
The Nadder chases Astrid across the maze, knocking down the walls, and Astrid ends up falling on me, her axe embedded in my shield. "Ooh, love on the battlefield!" Ruffnut teases. "She could do better." Tuffnut decides. She tugs and pushes her foot against me. Bad move, I got pissed.
I throw her off, and yell, "GET THE FUCK OFF ME YA DUMB CUNT!" I lever the axe out of my shield, and bash the Nadder's face with the blunt part of the head. I yell at the Nadder, "IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU?! SAY YOU WERE RAIDING, YOU'D BE DEAD IMMEDIATELY! WE'RE TRAINING HERE! WE NEED DRAGONS THAT'LL TAKE THIS FUCKING SERIOUSLY!" To which the Nadder shrinks back, and crawls int her cage. "AND YOU!" Turning my attention to Astrid, "YOU COULD HAVE EASILY WRENCHED THE AXE OUT LIKE ME, BY PULLING IT FROM AN ANGLE! HAD YOU DONE THAT YOU'D HAVE LOOKED LESS STUPID!" Astrid just sits there on the ground, with her weight on her right arm, keeping her back off the ground, with a terrified look in her eyes.
I walk to the barricade that keeps the "out" kids safe, and I ask Ruffnut, " WHAT did I hear about LOVE ON THE BATTLEFIELD?!" "Ehehe, uh, nothing?" Is her pathetic excuse.
"That's what I thought. And YOU, Tuffnut, SHE COULD DO BETTER?!"
"No! No! Any girl would be honored to be with you!" He pathetically begs.
"I wouldn't go quite that far, but, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!" And I storm off into the forest to see Toothless.
It is the return if Asshole Hiccup! Or AssCup, if you like. I've noticed that I have quite a few views and favorites and follows, but I really would like more reviews. They are inspiring. So if you like this story, don't JUST favorite and follow, gimme a review! And can you guess the points of the trials? CreeperBlast is out and into that endless cave over there. See ya in a year!