So yeah, thanks for all the support, and I'm glad you all liked AssCup. Hehehe. So yeah, listen I know some of you don't like me starting another story halfway through the first, but if I want to be more responsible, I need to at least be able to balance daily life and three stories. AT LEAST. Also, I'm going with dwarf fortress HTTYD fanfiction. Also I just realized I mixed up Ruffnut and Tuffnut last chapter. Sorry.

-Hiccup's POV-

I'm running through the forest, straight to the abandoned cabin, though, now that Toothless lives there, I guess it isn't abandoned anymore. I snap all the twigs and branches in my way as I dash to my new friend's home.

Stumbling occasionally along the way, I finally reach the shack. Toothless is sitting on a rock outside, cooking a whole gutted deer on a spit, completely human, which meant no draconian features, only 9 feet tall, as opposed to eleven, and much paler skin, as well as some black cloth robing.

"Hey, Hiccup!" The tall woman says to me as she notices my presence, "You have any idea why I went hunting with a bow instead of being a dragon?" I'm at a loss for words, I hadn't the slightest. "Uhh," I stumble with my words, attempting to come up with something, "Uhh, maybe you hadn't been thinking much about it, and just forgot to be a dragon?"

"Meh. Hey, want some deer?"

"Yeah, that'd be nice." I take a cut from the deer and start eating. "Remember to salt the meat and then flash heat it when you're done. It'll preserve the meat so it's usable later."

"Thanks, man. Now, I think it's time for your dragon training!"

"But, I just got out of dragon training! Just now, like a half hour ago."

"Why do humans have training to be a dragon? What-what does THAT have to do with ANYTHING? HOW does that even WORK?!"

"Oh. I thought... Hahaha! No, it's training for humans to FIGHT dragons, not BE them. Hahaha! Sorry! That was a dumb statement!"

She bitch-slaps me, and it leaves a red mark. "That's gonna stay there for two days now. I hope you learn your lesson about being so damn stupid during training. I'm not here to be all buddy buddy until AFTER training, which started THE SECOND I MENTIONED IT." I recoil at her sudden anger, blushing furiously in embarrassment.

"I-I'm sorry, please forgive me."

"It's good that you show general respect to all, but remember, never beg. No matter how much you want something, you, as a respectable dragon, may never beg. For ANYTHING. Even a completely dehydrated dragon will not beg for water. Keep this in mind. On that note, today's lesson is dragon mannerisms and ethics! It's important to know how to properly speak with a dragon before you try, or you'll end up pissing them off."

"Heh, right."

So after several hours of instruction, I have learned a lot of new draconian manners, which don't really differ much from human manners. I also learned that apparently I'm married to Toothless, and that, while inappropriate considering current circumstances, as soon as it IS appropriate, I'd have to either let her move in with me, or I'd have to move in with her.

"Alright, Hiccup! That'd be the end of our lesson, so whatever you'd like to go do now, go do it, and tomorrow, I'm going to teach you basic dragon behavior. Not like today, I mean like how to turn yourself into one and then how to fly around. Fire is the next day. We have only a few bases to cover, but I want it done quickly."

"Okay, but some long lessons are going to have to be two day, I do, after all, have duties at the village."

"Alright, fine. See ya tomorrow! Or, of course, if you want to come over tonight, and-"

"Ahahahaha! Yeah! Okay! I'll see you tomorrow!" I say awkwardly, and I dash off, leaving behind a frowning Toothless, tsking, and shaking her head.

When I reach the village, it had begun to rain, and I was drenched, I had only managed to get there in time for dinner. Upon entering the Great Hall, I hear Gobber ask, "And where did Hiccup go wrong?"

"He showed up." Snotlout says, believing himself correct. "No, I had inappropriately placed myself on the field, stupid. Besides, when in a battle against a common enemy, specifically, dragons, we need to set our differences on the table and then rush away after the dragons." I say, explaining the very PURPOSE of dragon training.

"Ahh... Thank you... Hiccup..." Gobber says, tilting his head a bit.

"No problem."

"Ah, yes, well, THIS," Gobber tosses a book on the table, "Is the the Dragon Manual. You need to live and breath this stuff." Lightning crash. "No raid tonight. Read up. We have more training tomorrow. And Hiccup, you may find the information a bit more useful tha-" I give him my best glare. "Just study up." And Gobber leaves.

"You guys read, I'll go kill stuff." Snotlout says, standing up. "Sit your ass down NOW!" I yell at him. He is stunned, looking at me wide eyed. I grab my food, and sit down in front of the book. "Knowing your enemy," I say calmly, "Is knowing how to kill your enemy." We spend the next 4 hours studying, including review.

Yah, so I'm sorry about taking so long to update. My other story is so short because the first chapter is just an intro, so, just take a look, and tell me if you want me to continue, because if you don't, I'll just let it sit there... Unfinished... Pissing off the OCDs... Just take a look please?