Mini Dragon Queen Chapter 3
Sorry this took so long.
*Knock Knock*
Me : Who is it?
Hiccup : It's me!
Me : Yay! You're back! Though chapter-wise, you weren't gone long...
Hiccup : I was still gone! And I'm still back!
Me : Great!
-Hiccup's POV-
I stand at the wheel of my ship, the Red Death's hide serving as my sail. I've matured quite a bit in the last five years, as I'm much taller, heh, taller than Dad... Heh... Uh... And I'm a lot more muscular, still lean, but MUCH more muscular, but building houses and stone walls does that, doesn't it? Finally, I'm sporting a full beard and mustache, short, but thick, only a little longer than if I had been clean shaved four days ago. My wife kinda likes it that length, and I do to.
Me and my youngest daughter are on the ship together, the rest of my family having gone a different way. I hold my sweet Draina in my arms, all swaddled up in a black blanket. We're off to my old home, the one I left five years ago... Almost exactly, now that I think about it. I wonder what my old friends will think. I can't wait for Nala to meet her nieces and for Dad to meet his granddaughters. I fly the cloth flag of peace, a brown-ish blue color, if that makes sense.
As I bring the boat to dock, I see Astrid by the boat."Ho, there!" I call out to my old crush, and wave my hand to her, as I get the boat in place. As soon as the boat is fixed, I put down the plank, and she comes aboard, as apparently, she's the new foreign negotiator. How unlucky for Berk, Eh?
"Alright, who are you and what the Helheim do ya want? Cause when you're done, you'll have well overstayed your welcome, FOREIGNER." She states bluntly and rudely, crossing her arms, a scowl upon her face. I let out a hearty laugh and my little Draina giggles as cutely as ever, spittle bubbling on her mouth. "Whelp!" I say, heartily, as that's my new thing, speaking happily and heartily, "It's so good to know I'm no less welcome here than when I left five years ago!"
Astrid's features do nothing to hide her shock as she realizes who I am. "Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, here to visit my father, Stoik the Vast. And this here's my daughter, Draina Furious Spasm, named after how she giggles and spasms when she's happy." I say, introducing myself and my daughter. Astrid stares at me with dish-eyes for several moments, before saying, "F-follow me..." And waving me to her as she walks towards the village.
We walk through the market, and she buys me a big cooked fish. "You must be hungry after that journey." She says, handing me the fish. "Hahaha, yeah, I guess so! Though I've been eating nothing but fish for the past five years. Meh. I'll probably have something with Dad at some point. Thanks anyway, though." I thank her. She looks away from me. Odd...
We're walking through the residential district when we run into Snotface. "Astrid, you'd better not be cheating on me." He says, wagging his finger at her, "'Cause when they recover that old fishbone's corpse, you're all mine." I look him in the eye. "Hmm... Might be a while." I say crossing my arms, "I don't think I'm dead yet, 'ole fishbone at your service!"and I give him a goofy grin and over exaggerated bow. He looks at me slack-jawed, finally seeing the resemblance in features and personality.
Astrid and I finally reach my fathers home, and I knock on the door. A minute later Stoik answers. "Astrid, who's this?" He asks the girl beside me. She starts to answer, but I cut her off, "Why I am the famous, the fantastic, the spontaneous- DAD! It's me! Hiccup!" He looks at me, and knowing I truly am his son, he hugs me. "Oh, son," he says, crying. You heard me. Crying. "I thought you had died at the hands of some beast, this-this is wonderful! We shall have a grand feast, and you can tell us all where you've been and what you've done!"
"Yeah, sure! And, Dad, this is important, this is my youngest daughter Draina! Say hello to grandpa, Draina!" Draina gurgles and spits and spasms, so she got the point across.
"My... Granddaughter?"
"Yep! My wife and two more daughters are coming a different way, they INSISTED, and they'll be coming from the forest."
"My son has become such a man," he bites his finger, "hold on, I need a minute."
"I'll go pack my things." Astrid states, and starts to head up the stairs. "What?" I ask her.
"I was initially betrothed to you for a period to keep the chiefdom out of Snotty's hands. But now that you're back, and MARRIED, I guess it's time I move out and get to the home that's been set aside for me should any... Complications, such as this, come up."
"Oh, well, I'll see you around then?"
"Yeah."
I turn my attention back to Dad. "Hey, where's Nala?" I ask him. He haas composed himself, and says, " Nala had some weird armor on, and was freaking out about something in the forest. She's been gone all day." I pale a bit. Toothless, my kids...
"Can you take care of Draina for a bit? I'm gonna go look for Nala."
"Of course, Son." and I hand him Draina and dash out into the forest. I hope nothing has happened to Nala or Toothless and my kids.
-Nala's POV-
I have my sword drawn and shield at the ready, having found the three dragons responsible right back at the scene of the crime. My eyes blaze with the fury of every warrior, human or otherwise, all rolled up into one person. I'll have their heads on PIKES.
I dash at the largest, and spin, avoiding the tail slap it tries to knock me off balance, and I manage to slice its side, a good, inch deep foot long cut. It roars ferociously at me, bloodlust in its demonic eyes, the other two standing back. Cowards!
It rushes me, but I flip over it, and my sword connects with the back left leg. It hisses in agony, like that was a weak spot. Hehehe, so I have an advantage.
It jumps on me, and I lift my shield, and it's paws land on it. It tries to rip the shield from my arms, but fails, and decide to just blow it up. This doesn't work, but it does let me get a good hit at it's other side. It falls to the ground in pain. I lift my sword to decapitate the monster that almost killed Shade and-
"NOO!" Screams a voice. That sounds like... I turn around, and see a man that could be nobody but an older Hiccup. In my shock, my body gets really loose, and I drop my sword and shield. "Hiccup?!" I yell. "Nala?!" Hiccup yells back.
We run to meet up, and hug because it's been so long, before, "WHAT AM I DOING?!" And Hiccup shoves me to the ground. "WHY DID YOU TRY TO KILL TOOTHLESS?!" I look to the dragon called Toothless. "He tried to kill my best friend! Shade over there is gonna DIE, HICCUP!" Hiccup goes over to shade and says something odd, to which Shade growls to. He walks back to me and yells at me, "He's gonna be fine, and you didn't JUST try to kill my dragons, YOU TRIED TO KILL MY WIFE AND KIDS!"
-End-
But you already knew that was gonna happen didn't you? Meh. You know I'm a ToothCup shipper. Ya know, when it's not gay. I don't have anything against you if you're gay though. Wha- Hiccup, why are you still here.
Hiccup : I have rights.
Your rights don't allow you to be in my room, man. Go away. I'll have you answer reviews or something later and MABYE you'll feel better about the fact that (singsongy) you did a dragon, you did a dragon, you did a dragon!
And a big thank you to redwolf number number number number for being my first reviewer!
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