AN: Guys- sorry to leave you hanging. I thought it would have dramatic effect. And sorry it was so short, too. Anyway, I figured two updates at the same time would make up for it.

I flipped the test over, and gasped. Then I let out a huge sigh of relief.

It was negative. Ezra slumped next to me.

"How do you feel about this?" "Conflicted." He said. "We shouldn't have had the possibility of me getting you pregnant. I'm twenty five, almost twenty six, and you're only seventeen. You're still a minor."

"Ezra-" I protested.

"No. It shouldn't have been a possibility. But it was. And even though I cannot describe how relieved I am, I also feel disappointed. I love you, Aria. And I want to start my life with you. But the rest of the world doesn't want that."

"I don't know why- pregnancy has to deal with sore boobs, peeing all the time, sexual urges, hormones, and getting fat- but I'm a little upset. I'd love to see you be a daddy." I told him.

"I'd be here. For your sexual urges and whatever else." He smirked. "But we need to be really careful, Aria."

"I know." I kissed him, lightly tracing my tongue over his lips.

"How about we pop We're the Millers into the DVD player?" He asked me.

"Yeah!" I replied.

I ran downstairs to get the movie from Hanna, and Spencer pulled me aside.

"Aria, are you okay? You and Fitz high- tailed it out of there pretty fast."

"Yeah." I hoped my voice wouldn't waver. We're fine."

Spencer looked at me weirdly.

"Fine." I sighed. "Go get the others- I'll tell you all together."

Once all of them were back in the room, I whispered, "Today at the store.. I bought a pregnancy test. Ezra and I wanted to take it as soon as we got back."

Spencer gave me the look, and Emily and Hanna just looked shocked.

I took a deep breath. "So, I took the test, and…. I'm pregnant."

They all looked like they were about to faint, so I looked at Hanna weirdly.

"Guys." They looked up at me. "I'm just kidding. Well, I did take a pregnancy test, but it was negative."

Spencer spoke first. "God, Aria. That's not funny."

Hanna burst out laughing. "It was a little funny."

Emily just kind of looked at me. "Hanna- Ezra and I are going to watch We're the Millers- can you go get it?"

During the movie, I felt Ezra's eyes on me.. I turned my head and his lips were on mine. The kiss quickly turned heated, and I found myself pushing up his shirt, raking my hands up and down his chest.

"Aria." He groaned. "We have to stop."

"No, we don't." I told him. "I'll be fine. I bought more condoms and Hanna and I are going to refill my birth control prescription tomorrow." I pushed his shirt up more, and he yanked it over his head.

"I love you, Aria." Ezra said, kissing me as he pulled my own shirt off while I went for his belt buckle.

Needless to say, we missed dinner.

HANNA'S POV:

Emily started making some lasagna for dinner, and I went to get Aria and Ezra. When I heard Aria moan Ezra's name, I ran back to the kitchen, announcing,

"Mr. Fitz and Aria will not be joining us for dinner tonight. They have other plans of bang-"

Spencer interrupted me. "We don't need to know."

Emily rolled her eyes, as Caleb and Toby just shrugged. I laughed, until Em started talking.

"Why are you laughing, Hanna? You and Caleb are the ones who have the pleasure of being in the room next to them." I groaned, remembering that.

ARIA'S POV:

I looked over at Ezra, who was watching me intently and grinning. I smiled back at them.

"God, you're so beautiful." He said.

"I love you." I replied.

"I love you, too." He pressed his lips to mine.

"I could do this all night." I told him.

He chuckled. "I will take that challenge." He said seductively, flipping us over.

HANNA'S POV:

Caleb and I decided to try and sleep around eleven thirty, since Emily was in the pool as Spencer and Toby watched a movie. I showered, kissed Caleb goodnight.

As we were both starting to settle down, we heard something slam into the wall, and then Ezra grunted. I grumbled. "Not again."

Caleb said, "I didn't think they'd be this…."

"Obnoxious? Stupid? Horny? Inconsiderate?"

"Any of the above." He responded.

"They're always touching… and don't say it's weird because it's not. They really love each other." I said.

"I wasn't going to. I can tell. Fitz stares at her as if she's the only thing in the world."

At around two, the couple's noises became so unbearable that Caleb and I got our blankets and pillows and we moved to the den. It seemed like we weren't the only ones with that idea, though. Spencer, Toby, and Emily were already down there.

"You too?" Spence asked me.

"It doesn't get much better down here," Toby said.

"God! Don't they need to breathe? They've been going at it for like seven hours!" Emily said.

"Some people are just….. jubilant." I said.

Spencer hugged me. "That was a really good use of that word, Han."

We all laughed, and stayed up talking, wondering what the next night would bring us.

ARIA'S POV:

I rolled over, finding myself on top of Ezra.

"Hey." He said, rubbing his eyes. "What time is it?"

"3:20." I told him.

"What's up?" He asked. "Why are you on top of me? I'm not complaining, but..."

"Will you come get some food with me? We skipped dinner and I'm kind of hungry."

His stomach growled.

"I think my stomach answered that." Ezra told me, bending down so I could hop on his back. He ran down the stairs, and I laughed.

"Ezra!" I squealed. When we opened the door to the den, we found five people looking not amused staring at us.

The silence was deafening for a minute until Hanna sarcastically said, "You guys finally stopped your moaning and groaning, I see. Did you have fun?"

I blushed and whispered to Ezra to bring me into the kitchen. He did and I found some Nutella. I grabbed a spoon, then reached into the jar. I then proceeded to wipe my chocolate covered hands on Ezra's nose. He got pissed.

"This is war, Aria Rose Montgomery."