What's poppin' my home doggy dogs?! Listen home skillets, I have a LOT of homework to do! I'm sooooo far behind it is SOOOOOOO NOT FUNNY!! That means the updates are gonna be alittle slow from now on. And if my reviewers for "I Pledge My Love To You' are wonderin' why I haven't updated yet, it's because of the same reason here, plus I have no ideas! Anyways, on with the chapter! Oh! And boy you people sure do like SesshxKag!! I got so many reviews sayin' 'Please let Sesshy win! Please!'
Chapter 4: Sesshomaru
A man that looked to be about 23 walked out of the bus. He had on a nice white dress shirt with the collar half-way up, a beautiful black dress jacket over it, and some black dress shoes, and pants. He looked VERY classy. And handsome, too.
Facts board
-Loves to read about the old times in feudal Japan
-Is studying the art of swordsmanship
-His pants fell down on his very first date in a public restaurant
He walked up to Kagome and introduced himself.
"My name is Sesshomaru. It's very nice to meet you." He said. The mono toned voice made shivers go up Kagome's spine.
"I'm Kagome. And aren't you the classy one, Handsome." Said Kagome, eying the silver haired youkai up and down. He was very handsome indeed.
Kagome was now in a different outfit. She now wore a pair of hip-hugging kinda tight blue jeans, and a cute little happy bunny top that said 'Just give me the chocolate, and you won't get punched in the face.' Sesshomaru eyed her up and down, too. She looked amazing.
"Ummmm…Do you know anything 'bout kids?" She asked, hoping to here the reply she wanted.
"I know a little. I have an adopted daughter, named Rin. She drives me crazy every now and then with her talking in third person." Sesshomaru replied. He tried to use his words carefully.
"O.K.! That's good. We're goin' down to the beach to see if you can hone up to your babysitting skills." Kagome said. She was happy that he gave a good answer. Not exactly the answer she wanted, but an answer nonetheless.
They got into the bus and started to ask questions. They talked about they're family, college, you know, stuff like that. And then they were finally there.
"So here we are. Come on! Let's see if you're any better then that other guy!" Kagome mocked. She was really hoping that this would be the guy.
"You mean my idiotic half-brother? Of coarse I can do better then that!" Sesshomaru replied. He was hoping he would meet this girl's standerds too. He thought she was the most beautiful creature he had ever laid his eyes on.
When they got to their destination, all Sesshomaru saw was pink. Everywhere ther was pink. A pink cradle, a pink rug, everywhere there was pink! Who puts all this pink on the beach! (A/N: Did I forget to mention this takes place in Destin, Florida?) In the pink cradle, there was a little baby doll. It looked like a cabbage-patch doll. (A/N: I don't have one. I've only seen the commercials)
"Okay. Here, we're gonna put your baby-sittin' skills to the test! You should do pretty good, since you have a daughter and all." Kagome said. She was glad to finally get this challenge started.
"I can't-" Sesshomaru started to say but he was cut off by Kagome.
"Go, go, go! The baby's crying! She needs your attention! Go, go, go!" Kagome yelled
What happened next was absolutely hilarious! Sesshomaru started running twards the baby. When he got there, he picked the doll up and started SHAKING IT! He couldn't-no, he didn't know how to shut the baby up! He started to bang the doll on the crib only to make it cry even more!
"How do I turn this stupid doll off!" Sesshomaru yelled. He was getting very frustrated by the crying the doll was doing.
"WHAT?! I thought you said you had a daughter!" Kagome yelled. She was infuriated by the lack of caring this Sesshomaru had.
"I do! It's just that she was adopted! Not out of a orphanage, but I saved her in the woods. She had no home or anything. I was busy with my work so I couldn't play with her. I always had a maid, or my servant to take care of her." By now, Sesshomaru had gotten the baby to shut up.
"Awwww. That's so sweet." Kagome said in a kind, loving voice "NEXT! Your lack of skills to help a child is so despicable!"
With that Sesshomaru headed for the bus. He didn't say a word to Kagome, he just went right past her like she wasn't even there. Once he came back to the bus, he got his $42 since that was how long he lasted.
"I hate to say this, but you're right for once in your life InuYasha. That girl is a little bitch. Kakashi, you're up." Sesshomaru stated. With that said, Sasuke stood up and started walking out of the bus.
You weren't expecting that now were you? I bet you al thought that Sesshomaru was going to win! busts out laughin' Boy were you SO wrong, you dopes! I'm sorry to all my reviewers that wanted a SesshxKags fanfic but I already had this one planed out before I started writing. At first, it was gonna be that, but I decided it's too common. I want something different! You'll see what I mean later on in the story. REVIEW! REIEW! REVIEW!