Chapter 5
A complete misunderstanding in a certain ponies' name.
To the party!
A/N: before you read I just wanna say this, I CAN'T BE FLUTTERSHY! As much as I try I can't do the shy little adorable pony everyone knows and loves… also, anyone watch Equstria Girls? I still haven't finished season 2 so don't spoil anything for me! If you do I will feed you to Pinkie Pie :D
Alan followed AJ's instructions and eventually came to Fluttershy's tree house thing. He approached the front door and knocked lightly. He heard a slight noise come from the other side of the door. "Hello? Fluttershy? You home?" Alan knocked again. He heard a squeak. He looked to his left and saw something pink hiding in the bushes.
He put down his M4 and walked over to the cowering pony. He tapped her back, causing her to yip in fear and jump into the air. She accidentally crashed into Alan who grabbed her and nearly fell over "Calm yourself Fluttershy" Alan said as calmly as he could when he felt something trickle down his face. Fluttershy squealed and tried to break free of Alan's grasp but the marine only held her tighter. Fluttershy's wing caught Alan in the nose, further damaging it. "CALM DOWN DAMMIT! MY NOSE IS BLEEDING AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING!"
Fluttershy stopped out of pure shock. She looked at Alan and gasped "oh my gosh! Are you alright?" she asked and started flying in front of him "Did I do this to you?" Alan stopped the blood coming from his nose and nodded "It only hurts like a hoof to the face, I'm fine" he said sarcastically, causing Fluttershy to squeal and fly into her house faster than Rainbow Dash could hope to go.
Alan rolled his eyes and took off his helmet. He clipped it onto his backpack and opened walked through Fluttershy's open door "You know, if you just gave me a minute to explain myself I could just-" Fluttershy flew back to Alan and shoved him down onto the nearest couch and immediately started working on his face with bandages and something that felt like gel. Alan didn't have time to react because Fluttershy was already done and standing over him by the time he blinked.
Alan blinked again then shook his head "what the hell just happened?" he mumbled and tried backing away as Fluttershy put her face inches in front of his "I've never seen anything as big as you before" she said softly "What are you? I need to know ABSOLUTLY everything about you!"
Alan looked at her strangely "Everything… as in EVERYTHING?" Fluttershy smiled an almost scary smile "I mean EVERYTHING. Even the way your strange race mates" Fluttershy said with an obsessive voice. Alan stuttered a little then finally said "Yeah… uh, how about no?" he pushed Fluttershy up and rolled off the couch. Fluttershy flew in front of him again "ohhhhh please? I know of every single creature that lives here except for you! I NEED to know…"
Alan pushed Flutters away again "some space, please" he murmured and stood up, to meet Fluttershy's face again. Alan took a step back from the surprise and shook his head. "You have the musical stuff ready for the ceremony?" he asked and looked around for where his dropped M4A1 was. Fluttershy smiled "oh yes! I have all the birds trained and ready! All of them are at 100% working capacity!"
Alan nodded "That's what I like to hear" he said and smiled "I'll be off then" he said and tried to walk away but Fluttershy grabbed his backpack and yanked him back. Alan fell backwards onto the couch again and tried to sit back up but Fluttershy sat down on his legs "Please tell me, I just can't let you go until you do. It will bug me until I can know everything" she said innocently.
"I'll tell you what" Alan said, trying to ignore his inner feelings for females "My friend Twiligh Sparkle has a book that can tell you all about us humans" He said, knowing full damn well he left the book at Canterlot. Fluttershy released Alan's legs "Can you show me the book please? Please please please?" she begged. Alan shook his head "I'm not sure where it is though" he lied again "You need to find Twilight Sparkle" He stood up and grabbed his assault rifle.
Fluttershy shook her head, her pink hair moved lightly with the movement "I know you're lying" she said and flew behind Alan. "please show me the book?" she asked as Alan walked out the door and grumbled something that sounded like "I swear Fluttershy, you are worse than Navi"
"please?"
Fluttershy kept begging Alan all the way to Ponyville, and it was starting to drive him insane.
"please?"
"no"
"please?"
"no"
"please?"
"no"
"please?"
"no"
"please?"
"Flut-"
"please?"
"Fluttershy, I swear to whatever Gods you ponies have here, if you say 'please' one more time, I will tear your guts out with a spoon, and FEED THEM TO YOUR PETS!" Alan shouted at the top of his lungs. Everypony in the town square stopped what they were doing and looked over at the two. Alan put his helmet on his head and sighed to Flutter shy "Will you kindly show me the book?" Alan gripped his hands into fists and growled loudly, but kept walking. "Find it yourself, when we get there"
Fluttershy flapped along side Alan as he walked towards Twilight Sparkle's library house thing. He let Fluttershy loose and watched her as she zipped around looking for the book. Alan found Twilight laying on her new bed with her face buried in a book. Alan tapped her shoulder, Twilight jumped and gasped "Alan! I didn't even hear you come in!" she panted and rolled over then sat up "Did you get everything ready?"
Alan nodded and looked at the book Twilight was reading. He didn't really care that much but one name caught his eye, Nightmare Moon.
"Who's that? Nightmare Moon? Sounds like a mare who is somehow associated with the moon… I'm going to go off of instincts and say she was banished there for over… two thousand years because she was jealous of Celestia's sun getting all the praise…"
Twilight stared at Alan in shock. Alan chuckled "I'm just pulling your tail Twilight, Celestia told me about it. Yeah, something about something and coming back… yeah I didn't listen too much about it." Twilight tried to say something but Alan stopped her "OH, look at the time. Celestia said not to be late right?" again Twilight tried talking but she was denied "Alright, lets get our flanks in gear, up, up, lets go!" He picked Twilight Sparkle up and trudged down the stairs.
"LETS GO FLUTTERSHY!" He shouted and caused the yellow mare to yip and drop the two books she had on her back "W-what for?" Alan sighed "Raise the sun…" he mumbled and watched Fluttershy gasp and speed out the door. "Off to the party we go"
A/N: EEEEEEELLLO EVERYPONY! I finally got Fluttershy posted!… ok, I didn't post Rarity and Pinkie right? That's because they are my least favorites… Rarity IS going up the ladder thanks to my good friend Mitch… Thankie :3 as always, R&R Read and Review :D