(A/N ALLLO! Here is the newest insanely random chapter that my mind decided to spit out for all of you to read! 'enjoy')

Chapter 9: Playing with Ponies

On his way back to Ponyville, he ran into Twilight Sparkle. Almost literally, but he was walking. She saw him bleeding and nearly panicked, and thanks to the human, she now had another complaint about Everfree.

Alan kept shaking his head and grinding his teeth in pain. Twilight was a lot less skilled than Celestia, so the operation wasn't anywhere close to painless. The arrowhead slid out of his body but opened up a passage for his blood to spill out. The man stuck his middle and index finger in the hole the arrowhead left. He grunted in pain and waited for Twilight to start healing it. Once she started, he removed his fingers and let the skin reconnect.

He watched as the flesh slowly crawled towards each other and eventually met. He felt nothing while this happened. The rip in his blouse fixed itself too, and eventually he was fully healed and back to full strength. He stood up and gave Twi a nod "I owe you Twilight" he said and hugged the purple pony. She gave a rather happy sigh and briefly hugged back "Alan, please be more careful! I can't fix wounds very easy, it takes a lot of energy out of me" she told him, releasing him from her death grip.

Alan shrugged and rolled his shoulders "Twilight, that's the thing, the faster I die in this dream, the faster I get back to Earth so... I honestly don't give a fuck" he said nonchalantly. Twilight's mouth dropped at his not giving a shit for almost being killed. "wha, what about us? You can't just make friends then leave them! That's like... falling in love then leaving the mare who fell so deeply in love with you she can't stop thinking about your every movement!" she said, slowing down her shout near the end. Alan cocked a brow at her "is that so Twilight?" he asked with a devilish grin.

He bent down slightly and nearly touched his nose to Twilight's "are you suggesting something Miss Sparkle?" he asked her, staring through his sunglasses. Twilight was at a loss for words at the moment, either because he was challenging her to do something or because he was so close to her at the moment "I, uh, I don't. I didn't..." she stuttered, her purple face started to turn pink on her nose and cheeks.

Alan chuckled and gave her a little kiss on the nose, stood up, and walked away "I'll see ya later Twi" he called back to her. Twilight slowly sat down in the grass and covered her face with her hooves. How embarrassing! She had been so close and cold basically taste him, but she froze up, there was something about his eyes that caused her to tense up. Whatever the case, she didn't like it. Or did she?

Alan walked slowly back into the treehouse... library... thing... 'That was fun... wonder who else can fall into my traps?' He thought just before he entered his room to find Rainbow Dash in an idle staring contest with the wall. Alan poked her flank, causing her to gasp and jump into the air. She nearly kicked him in the face but obviously stopped herself "Hey! That's SO not cool!" She shouted. Alan shrugged "well, it was adorable" he said nonchalantly "not to mention you're blushing, insanely hard, and you look like it felt good"

Rainbow Dash wasn't blushing before, but she was "Really? No I'm not!" she said and landed on the bed "You're the one that's blushing!" she crossed her arm... leg... things and frowned at him, that cute kind of frown a girl does when she catches you doing something stupid but adorable. "Really?" he asked, setting his assault rifle down "I'm blushing?" He walked up to the bed and got on his hands and knees, before she could react, he pushed her down onto her back and crawled over her "Me, out of all people, blushing like mad? Over what Rainbow Dash?" he asked, doing the same thing he'd done to Twilight. Only his nose actually touched Rainbow Dash's.

She swallowed her fear and attempted to speak, but only a short, adorable squeak came out.

Alan gave a chuckle and rolled to his side, and then off the bed "I'll be off now Rainbow! Don't stay inside too long" he warned as he walked out, grinning.

Rainbow had now completely forgotten about the Gala tickets and stared at the ceiling, her wings spread out to her sides although she didn't want them to. She groaned a little and covered her face too. NOW she was blushing like mad.

'He knew it was time didn't he? He KNEW I wouldn't be able to go outside now didn't he? damn him! Damn that human! Yet. . . . . . NO damn him to the moon!' Rainbow covered herself up with his blankets and attempted to sleep away her urges. . .

Next on Alan's agenda was the cowgirl. This would be easy, seeing as how she was hospitalised, this was going to an easy one to do. Alan walked through the nursery, once more ignoring the Nurse's shouts. He was just about to enter Apple jack's room when a red stallion nearly collided with him. Alan finally got his quicker reflexes working and dodged the pony. The stallion stumbled a bit then started running again. The human watched the pony strangely and slowly turned into AJ's room. she was sitting up in her bed, humming lightly to herself.

"AJ, you're up!" he said with a smile. The mare's head snapped up and she frowned "ah thought ah sent you to help Big MacIntosh!" she said "why are you back here?" she asked him, looked down at his boots. Alan started to slowly walk around the room making his way to AJ's bed side. She watched him with a glare as he walked, wondering what the hell he was doing.

"tell me AJ, why would I go and waste time with your brother, when I could be here spending time wisely with you?" he asked, taking his sunglasses off, as he leaned in closer to her "AJ, I'm terribly sorry I hurt you... is there any way I can possibly make it up to you?" he asked and wrapped his arms around her neck, embracing the orangish pony. She leaned her head away from his "Alan, why are you hugging me?" she asked and tried to shrug him off. He held on like super glue to someone's hair "because, I feel like I can make you feel better, and I might want to make you feel better anyways... hurt or not" he whispered touching her belly very lightly.

AJ's eyes widened and she started trying to push Alan away "nope! nope I'm okay!" She said rather loudly "Yall can go and be a pervert to yourself in the mirror! get out!" she said and finally kicked him off. Alan made a wan sad face and shrugged "your choice, I'm just trying to help ya" he said, walking out with a satisfied grin on his face. AJ flopped down on the bed, back facing the wall "why... did I just deny that?" she asked herself lowly.

Last but not least was Fluttershy's house, was it worth trying to get to her? Probably not... but, what was there to lose anyway? Alan started towards Fluttershy's house next...