The next morning, Kim came entered the kitchen to find her mom and a female stranger there. The stranger had long blond hair and a healthy skin complexion. She was sitting at the table, reading a Victoria's Secret catalogue in between sips of coffee. "Good morning, princess," the stranger said in Shego's voice, which meant that she was the pale green thief.
"What's with the disguise, Shego?" Kim asked as she sat down to enjoy her breakfast.
"I have some errands to run today and I don't want to draw too much attention to myself."
"What kind of errands?"
"Well, First I need to find a liquor store to get some scotch and vodka, then I need to pick up a copy of Hustler and The Wall Street Journal. Then I need to go to a grocery store to pick up some nonalcoholic treats, ingredients for mix drinks and some bananas for your monkeys."
Kim blinked in surprise at the emerald eyed female's agenda. "You seem to have quite the plan for today. Why would you need a copy of The Wall Street Journal?"
"Because for the last couple years, I've been using the stock market as a way to launder my funds," Shego explained. "It's been working really good. The authorities can't take away my money, and my investments pay off for the most part. Between Drakken's regular paychecks and the freelance thieving jobs I did on the side, I've managed to accumulate quite the nest egg."
"How much money do you have?"
"Last count was around 700,000$," Shego said and was met with gasps of shock from both Kim and her mother. "Surprised?"
"700,000$," Anne said with shock. "With that kind of money you could retire and not work a day in your life. Why didn't you do that before?"
"Because I'm still young and have no desire to settle down yet. Also, in order to make that amount of money last the rest of my life, I would have to settle for a standard of living below what I would like. By the way, Dr. Possible, could you give me directions to where I can attend to all my errands?"
"Of course, dear. But I hope you will be careful with the alcohol you buy. "
"I will, and thanks. Oh, and I also need to find a good gym."
"Wade has a private facility set up for me," Kim said. "I'll show you where it is later."
"Awesome," Shego said and took a look at the clock. "You better get moving of you'll be late for school."
"All right. Bye," Kim said and gave Shego a peck on the cheek before leaving.
It was now the Sunday morning following Shego's arrival into the Possible household. The pale green thief was currently laying on a couch, enjoying her traditional Sunday morning of watching television while drinking a couple Bloody Marys. It was at this point that Kim came downstairs.
"Shego," Kim asked with concern. "Are you all right?"
"I'm fine, princess," the emerald eyed female said with slightly slurred speech. "Drunk off my ass, but fine."
"Shego, its 10:30 a.m. on a Sunday."
"And I've had about 10 Bloody Marys in the last hour and a half. What's your point?"
Kim sighed in frustration before continuing. "I can't believe you'd do this."
"Why?" Shego asked innocently (or as innocently as she could while drunk). "It sounds like something I'd do."
"Fair enough," Kim conceded. "I'm going out. Are you going to be all right?"
"Relax. I'll be good and sober in a few hours."
"All right. You will do that thing we talked about earlier though, right?"
"Yes. Now go and have a good time," Shego said and the red headed adventured left.
At around 3:00, Shego was sober and left the house. She was planing to go talk to Ron Stoppable because she promised Kim that she would try to get along with the blond goof ball.
The pale green thief had been told that Ron had taken a break from helping Kim save the world to take a martial arts crash course. Shego arrived at his house and found him in the backyard, dressed in a gi, lying down exhausted.
"Jesus, Stoppable," the emerald eyed female said to Ron. "You look like a parisian whore after I've been with her."
"Shego," Ron said as he stood up and shook her hand. "Good to see you. It will be interesting to talk to you without having to worry about ending up deep fried."
"Fair enough," Shego and spotted an asian girl with short black hair held back by a red hand band dressed in a gi. "Who's she?"
"That's Yori. She's helping me brush up on my martial art skills."
"Why are you undertaking this martial art training anyway?"
"Here's the deal: after graduation, I'm planning to spend the summer at ninja school. but before that, I need a lot of review. That's why Yori is here. But she has me under a strict training program, so I can't go on missions.
"I should you thank you for that. Since you can't help Kimmie, the cops decided that me helping her would be a good test to see if I really want to switch sides. Anyway, Why are you going to ninja summer school?"
"Because even though I will stop doing the world saving thing with KP for the most part, I still intend to help her out from time to time. Also, Monkey Fist has an ax to grind against me and I'll need all the skills I can get against him.
"You think princess is going to continue the whole world saving thing after graduation?"
"She hasn't said anything about stopping. As for me, I'm going to abandon that and persue cooking school."
Pumpkin is going to keep up the hero thing after high school Shego thought. I'm going to have to talk to her about that.
"Can I ask you a question, Shego?" Ron asked.
"You just did, but you can ask me an other one," the pale green thief responded.
"About you being gay: Is it because you spent too much time around Drakken?"
Shego burst into laughter after hearing this. A few minuets later she managed to regain her composure. "That's really good. Seriously though, I was gay before I met him."
The two of them talked for about twenty more minuets. Shego found out that Ron had suspected for years that her nicknames for Kim were her way of flirting with the red headed adventurer. Eventually Ron had to stop to continue his training. So Shego left, having accomplished her goal of getting along with the blond goof ball.