Esperanza: Wanna head over to KO burger?
Wendy: Why not? I feel like I could eat a horse.
Esperanza: You better share that horse then. I'm starving! *Esperanza and Wendy walk up right as Jack walks out, talking to his mom. They snicker when he sees a motor cycle and breathes, "I love you".* Esperanza: He's in love with the motorcycle.
Wendy: *Starts to sing.* Sugar! Oh honey, honey!
Esperanza: *Laughs.*
Both: You are my candy girl! : Are you talking to your motor cycle?
*Jack's head shot up and he started to blabber. Esperanza and Wendy roll their eyes and walk up to the motorcycle.* Wendy: Anyone else feel like you're being watched?
Esperanza: I dunno. I have a candy bar. Want some? Wendy: You're insane, but I'm serious. *Esperanza and Wendy both here a female voice.* : Come on kids, let's go. Esperanza: GHOSTS! *Jumps in Wendy's arms.* HOLD ME!
Wendy: No...upper...body...strength! *Accidentally drops me.* Whoopsie!
Esperanza: Ouch. *Jack suddenly notices them both and recognizes them from school.*
Jack: Hey Wendy, Esperanza. Esperanza: *Sits up.* Sup! *Lays back down.*
Wendy: Hola! Jack: Yep, still as crazy as ever I see. *Lights beam on and Jack pulls Esperanza and Wendy onto the motorcycle. The motorcycle suddenly starts up and speeds through two purple cars that start to chase them.* Esperanza and Wendy: WHEEEEEEEEEEE! :D *The female's voice returned.* : You girls are crazy! Esperanza and Wendy: Thanks! :D Jack: They're like that all the time... *Yelps and ducks as the cars start to shoot.*
*Meanwhile.*
*Sirius raced against Raf and growled as he beat her.*
Sirius: You supercharged it again, didn't you?! (Sirius is his baby sitter)
Raf: Yep, I'm glad you showed me how.
Sirius: Not me anymore. *With Esperanza, Jack, and Wendy.* Esperanza: Hey, Dick, we driving here!
Wendy: STOP SHOOTING OR I'LL COME OVER THERE AND RIP YOUR DICKS OFF!
*The voice paid another visit.* : You girls are going to kill yourselves. *The motorcycle stops and orders them off.* : Tell anyone about me and I will hunt you down. *Esperanza and Wendy gulp and race off after Jack. Esperanza looks back and sees one of the purple cars chasing after them.* Esperanza: We're being followed!
Wendy: SHIT!
Jack: I don't even know her!
Esperanza and Wendy: THANKS A LOT, JACK!
Jack: Not you girls, the motorcycle!
Esperanza and Wendy: Sure you did.
Jack: *Glares.* *The motorcycle comes out of nowhere, ordering the three on. They start weaving in and out of traffic and a yellow and black Urbana 500 speeds up and helps.*
*With Sirius and Raf.*
*Sirius laughed as she finally beat Raf, though she knew he let her. She gasped when Wendy, Jack, Esperanza, and the motorcycle flies over their heads and Raf starts to smile.*
Raf: Whoa! Esperanza: That. Was. AWESOME! :D
Wendy: Can we do it again!?
Jack: O.o WTF? Sirius: Hey Wendy, Hey Esperanza. Esperanza and Wendy: Hey.
Esperanza: Sup, Raf. Raf: Hey Esperanza.
*Tires squeal and the purple cars speed down the hill, transforming in midair. Sirius stood there in awe and the motorcycle transformed.*
Motorcycle: This ends here 'cons. Esperanza: Whoa!
Wendy: You know what this calls for? *Esperanza and Wendy look at each other with goofy smiles.*
Both: *Start jumping up and down.* FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! Sirius: *Joins in smiling.*
*They all gasp as she gets blown back and Sirius looks around. She noticed a manhole lid just lying around, not a man hole in sight. She ran over and lifted it up with both hands.*
Sirius: Wendy! Get their attention for me!
Wendy: *Walks over with Esperanza and they start throwing bricks. The robot looks at them and Sirius starts to spin around. She lets the manhole cover fly and it hit the windshield. It broke through and lodged there. The other robot got landed on. Sirius started to help Esperanza and Wendy throw bricks, making sure not to hit the Urbana 500.* Esperanza: Hey! *Starts running the other direction.* DISTRACTION, DISTRACTION! This is fun! Wendy: *Runs after Esperanza, bag filled with bricks.*
*Sirius looks around and smiles, finding a suitcase... Where does all this shit come from?*
Sirius: Esperanza! Come get his baggage! *Sirius filled up the suitcase with bricks before starting to throw more of her own bricks. She then remembered something. She took out her baseball bat and looked around. She picked up some rounded concrete chunks as Wendy and Esperanza rushed over. Wendy tossed the concrete circles to Sirius and she hit them with her bat. They pelt the purple robots. Esperanza grabs the suitcase and whistle Wendy over for a minute.* Esperanza: *Notices that the robots are about to shoot.* RUN AWAY!
*Esperanza and Wendy book it.*
Wendy: Raf, let's go! Sirius: Leave it to the strong one. *She picks up the suitcase and spins around. She let it go and it goes DING!, right off one's head then DING!, right onto the other's. Sirius then bolts. She yelps as she's grabbed and pulled out. Sirius in the process dropped and stare as the purple robot gets punched to bits. She then yelps as she's picked up by the former motorcycle.* Put me down!
Motorcycle: You need to come with us.
Sirius: Awe, Wendy, Esperanza, Raf, I'll see you tomorrow! Esperanza: Ok bye! \^○^/ *Next day.*
Esperanza: I'm still tired. When I get away from this prison (school) I'll take a nap.
Wendy: Hey, I see Raf! Hi Raf! Raf: Hey girls!
*Jack walks up.*
Jack: Hey, I think we should lay low for a little while... *He notices Sirius walking out of school and to an emergency ambulance.*
Sirius: What? Oh Raf, your ride's coming. Jack, yours is over there. Wendy and Esperanza, you're with Raf. Unless one of you wants to come with me. Esperanza and Wendy: We go with you. *look at each other.* We stay together. Sirius: *Muttered where no one can hear.* Sorry Ratchet.
*The ambulance sank a little and Sirius motioned Esperanza and Wendy in. She stepped into the driver's seat.*
Wendy: Aren't you too young to drive? I'm mean, you aren't 16 yet.
Sirius: I'm not driving, Ratchet is. Esperanza: What in the who now?
Wendy: Where? I don't see anyone. Sirius: Meet my guardian; Ratchet say hello to my unrelated sisters Esperanza, and Wendy.
*Out of nowhere.* : They're crazy like you, aren't they? *The ambulance starts to drive and Wendy freaks.*
Wendy: The ambulance is like the motorcycle, purple cars, and the yellow and black Urbana 500?!
Sirius: Not so loud, he tends to get angry at loud things. He's already hit someone in the head with a wrench. Esperanza: Hell no, he hits me I hit him back!
Wendy: I'm with her on this.
Esperanza: You got that right! Sirius: I'll be the one hitting you, he can't hurt humans. *Sirius hops out as they're suddenly in a rock wall room, Esperanza and Wendy didn't even see them enter because they weren't paying attention and screaming their heads off. Ratchet transformed once Esperanza and Wendy were out and Sirius followed him to his station. She walked up the stairs and plopped down in front of his optics.* When are you going to teach me about Cybertron and Cybertronians?
Ratchet: Later, I'm very busy right now.
*Sirius pouts and looks up when she hears 2 motors.*
Wendy: Okay Sirius, you're the smart one, who is everyone?
Sirius: The Urbana 500 is Bumblebee, the motorcycle is Arcee... *A Green bot walks up.* He's Bulkhead, this is Ratchet... *There's pounding and Sirius looks up to see no other than he himself.* And that's Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots. Esperanza and Wendy: Sweet! They're so cool! Jinx! Double jinx! Triple jinx! Quadruple jinx!
Sirius : -_- Ratchet, excuse them. I'm more controlled then them.
*Optimus got Esperanza's and Wendy's attention and Sirius noticed Miko was here, great. -_-'* Esperanza: Are we having some sort of party or something?
Wendy: If we are, then we need to eat all of the sugar we can get!
Sirius: Did you even listen to what Optimus said?
Wendy: I did, but I say we need to party!
*Sirius and Ratchet roll their eyes/optics and turn away from them.*
Sirius: Ratchet, like I said, sorry that they're loco. Esperanza: Si, me está loco.
Wendy: She speaks Spanish and yes, I'm with her on that.
Miko: *Runs over and glomps Wendy and Esperanza.* Esperanza and Wendy: We've been hit! XP Sirius: I don't care, I can speak Cherokee. *She looks at Raf.* Siyo.
Raf: Hey Si.
Wendy: A little help?!
Sirius: Nah, you guys too psycho. *Esperanza shoves Miko off her and Wendy and Miko whines. Ratchet starts cursing human technology.*
Sirius: What's wrong Ratchet?
Ratchet: Cliffjumper's signal just popped back online.
Arcee: If there's any chance Cliff's alive...
Optimus: Ratchet, open a bridge.
*Everyone but Ratchet speeds through.*
Esperanza and Wendy: Whoa! Pretty! Sirius: Lord help us. Esperanza: What was that?
Wendy: Are they magic? Ratchet: That was a ground bridge.
Miko: What's a ground bridge.
Sirius: *Agitated.* A scaled down version of a space bridge.
Raf: Does it work on humans?
Ratchet: Naturally, I built it myself. Since we don't have the means of building a space bridge though...
Jack: You're stuck here, on earth.
Ratchet: With the likes of you, yes.
Miko: So you could just bridge me over to Tokyo to see my parents?
Ratchet: In seconds, in fact I will do so to all 5 of you.
Wendy: Hey! What about Sirius?!
Ratchet: She's one of the lucky ones that I can tolerate, you, not so….
Sirius: You can tolerate Raf, he knows as much as I know on electronics and gets straight As like me. Esperanza: Well don't we feel loved.
Wendy: Wanna explore? I'm bored.
Esperanza: Yeah let's go. Maybe there we won't have people who hate us. *We go away to parts unknown.* Sirius: Uh Ratchet, in about 15 seconds something is gonna get broken.
Ratchet: Make that 12. *12 seconds later.*
*CRASH!*
Wendy: Oops.
Sirius: She's dead. Wendy: Should we run and hide?
Esperanza: Yes, yes we should. *Both of the girls run away and find a good hiding spot.* *The other 'bots bridge back and Esperanza and Wendy miss an explosion cloud. Miko starts yapping then gets led off by Jack. They find the girls and bring them back. Sirius is next to Arcee as Ratchet's scanning her.*
Sirius: You're dead. You died a long time ago and are still upright somehow.
Esperanza: *Whispers.* You think Ratchet will still kill us for breaking that thing?
Wendy: *Whispers.* I don't know. God I hope not. Sirius: Idiots, I was talking to you.
*Esperanza and Wendy look up in alarm and run away from Sirius.* Esperanza: Run, run, run as fast as you can!
Wendy: You can't catch us, we're the gingerbread women! XD *Both of them run around in circles.*
Miko: XD
Jack: *Face palm.* Sirius: I'M GONNA KILL 'EM! *Lunges at Wendy, ending in them tumbling over each other.*
Wendy: I'M TO PRETTY TO DIE!
Sirius: That's annoying. *Knocks her unconscious.* Now, where'd Esperanza go? Me: O.O Meep. *Runs to Ratchet.* Save me! Ratchet: *Grabs Esperanza.*
Sirius: Ratchet, give her to me!
Ratchet: *Picks Sirius up with his other servo.*
Sirius: Hi Ratchet, but I wanna kill Esperanza! *Pouts.* Esperanza: Never! *Wiggles out of Ratchet's hand and climbs to his face.* He'll never let you get me...Right? Ratchet: It's tempting, if you would stop climbing all over me I probably won't.
Sirius: Ha, he lets me climb all over him whenever I want. Esperanza: *Sticks tongue out at Sirius.* Why you be so mean, Ratchy? Sirius: Ratchy?! He's gonna kill you himself now.
Ratchet: *Anger at its climax. Everyone watches as he takes Esperanza by the scruff of her shirt.* I am not Ratchy, I am Ratchet. *He drops Esperanza and she's lucky to be caught by Bumblebee.* Sirius: *Sticks tongue out and carefully climbs up to Ratchet's shoulder and plops down.* Ratch only likes to be called Ratchet or Ratch. *Sirius pets his shoulder and he looks at her.*
Ratchet: I'm not a Cybercat.
Sirius: Nope, you're an Autobot. Esperanza: Okay then. *Walks over to Wendy when Bumblebee puts her down.* Hey Wendy, CHOCOLATE!
Wendy: *Shoots up.* WHERE!? *Sees no chocolate.* Hey... :(
Sirius: You guys are insane. Esperanza and Wendy: Of course we are.
Wendy: *Punches Esperanza.*
Esperanza: Ow! What was that for?
Wendy: For lying to me about the chocolate.
Esperanza: :P Sirius: I'm getting a headache.
Ratchet: How do you think I feel?
Sirius: Not my fault Optimus forced me to stay here while I was on my insane strike. *The sensor goes off.*
Esperanza: The fuck was that?
Wendy: WE'RE GONNA DIE! Sirius: You two, shut the fuck up before I weld your mouths shut... SHIT! I acted like Ratchet. Esperanza and Wendy: O.O Meep! *Hide behind Optimus' pede.* Save us!
Optimus: *Picks us up.* Sirius will not hurt you. Sirius: After I learned something strange yesterday, yes, I will not at your order. Esperanza: What?
Sirius: Don't tell her! She'll never stop talking about it! Wendy: What was that noise? Sirius: Oh that?...
: PRIME!
Sirius: That was Agent Fowler.
Fowler: Good day Pax, but as for you Optimus, why are there 5 more humans here?!
Wendy: Pax isn't your last name? Esperanza: Um, she told us to come with her. *Points to Sirius.* Don't blame me!
Wendy: I'm with her on this. Don't blame us! Sirius: It was orders from Optimus that you come, I was just telling you what needed to happen. Fowler, do not yell at Optimus or so help me I will come down there and kick your ass into the next dimension then follow you bitch all the way there and whip your mother fucking ass! Esperanza: This chick has anger issues.
Wendy: You're telling me.
Sirius: I would tell you why I said that, but I'd rather not because you 2 would go insane. Esperanza and Wendy: But we are insane! :D Sirius: You won't make it out of this base alive. *Pulls out a gun for emphasis.*
Ratchet: How did I not detect that while you were inside me?
Sirius: You didn't pat me down. Wendy: She was inside of him? *Both of the girls laugh our asses off.*
*Sirius glares holes into the 2.* Sirius: I'll kill them one day. *Fires off a warning shot that scares the shit out of the 2 laughing girls.* If you don't shut your mouths up I'll blow holes in your brain, you don't want that do you?
Optimus: What do they mean by inside of Ratchet?
Sirius: They're being perverts when I meant inside Ratchet's alt mode. But Wendy, you were inside him too. How did it feel?
Ratchet: I would prefer you wouldn't talk like that.
Sirius: Hold on, I wanna here what she has to say. Wendy: OFF TO NEVERLAND! *Runs around Optimus' pedes.*
Esperanza: We had sugar before we came here. Sirius: That would explain why she's running around Da-Optimus' pedes. Now, knock some sense into her so I can get a real answer. Esperanza: Sure thing! *Walks over to Wendy who's still running.*
Wendy: I CAN DO ANYTHING! *Falls on face when Esperanza sticks a leg out in front of her.*
Esperanza: Problem solved. Sirius: Okay Wendy, listen up good.
Wendy: I'm listening. *Rubs face and gives Esperanza a quick glare.*
Sirius: Wendy, you were inside Ratchet too. How did it feel? Wendy: Pretty natural. AND IT WAS SO COOL! :D Sirius: So she acts like a pervert to me, but not to herself. How ironic.
Esperanza: Hey, you were gonna say something instead of Optimus, what was it?
Sirius: *Quickly.* Nothing! Esperanza: Now what do we do? Fowler: You five are coming with me!
*Everyone jumps, having forgotten he was in the base.*
Sirius: Don't bet on it...
Optimus: Agent Fowler, they are safer with us watching over them than being in one of your confines. Esperanza: I wanna stay here. This is an opportunity of a lifetime! Wendy: Hell yeah! We staying! Sirius: I knew you fuckers would say that. Esperanza: So now what? You gonna try to take us away now, Fowler? Huh, old man? *Sirius jumps off Ratchet's shoulder and snarls at Fowler. He backs up and Sirius charges him. He screams and runs into the elevator. Sirius snickers.* Esperanza: *Whispers.* I think she's a wild animal.
Wendy: *Whispers.* Me too. Sirius: It's really hard for me to keep it a secret Optimus...
Optimus: Very well.
Sirius: I'm his daughter, biologically. I've got predacon coding. Esperanza: Cool! Miko, time to start pestering!
Wendy: Pass the popcorn. Sirius: Shit the fuckers out your ass as fast as you can, bitch's going in hot, fuck up the night!
*Starts running from a pissed off Miko and Esperanza.* Esperanza: And I thought Fowler was mean.
Wendy: Is there any sort of Decepticon activities going on? *Walks over to Ratchet.* Sirius: *Zips past and scrambles up Ratchet's leg faster than anyone could think possible. Sirius scrambled around his back and into a crevice in his chassis plating.* HIDE ME! The bitch is gonna kill me! Esperanza: Nah, I'm not gonna kill you. I just like chasing people. Sirius: I'm talkin' 'bout Miko! *shrinks deeper against Ratchet and starts shaking in fear.* Esperanza: Miko, don't kill her. You can chase her around for my amusement, but you can't kill her.
Wendy: Ratchet, you're rude. You didn't even answer my question. Ratchet: That's because-Yipes!-someone won't stop moving under my plating!
Sirius: Not my fault, Miko's gonna kill me!
Ratchet: Well, there is no activity at the moment, Wendy.
Miko: Let me kill her!
Sirius: Ratchet, so help me I will break the most needed tool in the med-bay if you give me to her! Esperanza: Well isn't she a little ray of sunshine?
Wendy: Ok, I wanted to see you guys kick some Decepticon ass! *Sirius poked her head out and scrambled up to Ratchet's shoulder plating. She hid against his neck and started to shake in fear as Miko snarled from the platform. Ratchet snarled at her and she backed down.*
Ratchet: Wendy, even if there was activity, you wouldn't be able to go. *He turns to me.* Sirius, you're going to be fine.
Sirius: Yeah right! That fucker will be after my ass as soon as I'm set on the bitch's territory which is called ground! Esperanza: If you want me to take care of Miko, then I will. Miko, LOOK OUT HERE I COME! *Runs to Miko and belly flops on her.*
Miko: *Squashed.*
Wendy: *Laughing her ass off.* XD And Damn I was hoping to see you guys kick ass! Sirius: Thanks Esperanza! And Wendy, no going out on the fucking battle ground! If you do I will whip your ass! Esperanza: Your welcome! This is fun! :D
Miko: *Still squashed.*
Jack: I think you killed her.
Esperanza: Whoopsie!
Wendy: Whatever. Sirius: I need a nap, they're driving me insane. *Curls up next to Ratchet's helm and falls asleep.*
Ratchet: I wonder how I got stuck like this. *Note the sarcasm.* *Couple days later.*
*Sirius watches as the other humans come in with Bulkhead and Bumblebee from her perch on Ratchet's shoulder.*
Ratchet: When your spark reaches the blue zone, your censor will go off. Then you must return to base.
Jack: Hey Arcee, I didn't expect a car pool.
Arcee: It's my turn for exploration duty.
Jack: It's A nice day out, I would hate for you to feel guilty for leaving me indoors. Arcee: Arctic exploration.
Jack: Indoors' where it's warm.
Raf: The arctic, I've always wanted to see snow.
Sirius: Me too! Esperanza: Ugh...snow. *Shivers at the thought.* I hate snow.
Wendy: The only way I will walk in snow is if we have a snowball fight or building a snowman.
Miko: How can you not like snow?
Esperanza: I have a personal vendetta against the snow. I don't wanna talk about it.
Wendy: I just like hitting people with snow. It's fun! :D Optimus: I would like to invite you along Rafael, Sirius, but the temperatures are too cold, even for we Autobots.
Sirius: We understand Dad. Jack, I may live under that house as your adoptive sister, but I am NOT calling Dad Optimus just because I'm supposed to call June Mom, she's not my real mom. Optimus is my real dad though.
*Optimus and Arcee leave and Sirius yelps as sparks fly.*
Ratchet: By the Allspark.
Sirius: Not good. Esperanza: So...now what?
Raf: Wanna play arctic exploration with me?
Esperanza and Wendy: Sure beans! *Start walking into the harsh wind.*
Raf: Temperature subzero and dropping!
Esperanza: The wind is too strong! *Start sliding backwards.* Wheeeeeeee! :D
Raf: O.o
*Wendy and Esperanza start doing the SpongeBob Krusty Krab pizza thing then a noise was heard.*
Wendy: What was that? Raf: *Yelps as he trips over something. He stares at the metal sphere being.* The Autobots didn't say anything about pets. Esperanza: He's adorable!
Wendy: Yeah! Raf: *Picks up a bolt.* Wanna play fetch? *The scraplet runs around.* Ha-ha, go get it!
*Scraplet runs after bolt and eats it.*
Wendy: No, don't eat that, you'll choke!
Raf: Or not. Esperanza: This thing is giving me the creeps. *Watches as Raf picks up the creature.* Let's show it to the bots.
Wendy: Yeah, what's the worst that can happen? Sirius: *Helping Ratchet with circuitry boarding.* What could've caused this?
Bulkhead: *After lights flicker.* Or that?
Ratchet: Might be the main grid, let's hope it isn't a sub-stellular malfunction.
Raf: Hey guys, look what we found.
Sirius: We're a little busy, Raf-AHHHHH! *Scrambles up Ratchet as fast as a lightning bolt and the bots quickly jump back.*
Bulkhead: Scraplet, SCRAPLET! Wendy: *Laughs her ass off and then screams when guns are pointed at her, Esperanza, and Raf.* Don't shoot me!
Esperanza: Whoa! Do not fire! Innocent humans here!
Miko: Hey, hey! *Gets in front of Raf with Jack.*
Jack: What's the matter with you guys? Sirius: A scraplet is the most deadliest vermin ever to crawl upon the face of Cybertron! They're deadly to Cybertronians! Esperanza: So that's where the bad vibe was coming from.
Wendy: Why are the cute ones always the bad ones? Sirius: *Comes up with crowbar.* Set it down so I can kill it, Raf.
Raf: Awe, he wouldn't hurt anything.
*The scraplet awakens and goes for 'Bee. I try and hit it, but it jumps out of the way. 'Bee knocks it off him as it starts eating him and it lands on me.*
Sirius: Get off me so I can kill you! *Seriously pissed right now. Sirius yelps as it starts eating her. A blaster activates from her hand and she uses it, knowing to ask questions later. The scraplet falls dead.* Esperanza and Wendy: Whoa! Epic! And scary. Jinx!
Jack: Don't start! Sirius: Uh Ratchet, why did the scraplet start to eat me and why do I have a blaster?
Ratchet: Because, you are a techno organic, born a Cybertronian and transformed to a human. You have your father's blaster and the scraplet ate you because you have cords, cables, and wires as well as veins. Your bones are made out of Cybertronian metal, so you are as vulnerable as me or any other Cybertronian.
Sirius: Well shit all the fuckers out my ass and have them call me Bitch Momma. Esperanza: Ok so Sirius is a freaky techno organic. Awesome!
Wendy: Man I wish was someone that cool. Right now I'm stuck camping out with her at her house.
Raf: Don't you have any parents?
Wendy: I'd rather not talk about it.
Esperanza: Seriously, don't talk about it. She'll break down into tears. Sirius: Raf, come her. *Raf walks over to me.* Let's put it like this, anyone talks about it, I kill them. Not you though, you I just wouldn't teach any technological knowledge for a week. And by 'my house' she means the house beside Jack's which I use as my own since June is my adoptive mom, but I refuse to call her mother. But anyhow, let's just let it be. Besides, maybe I can get my dad to adopt her or something off of those terms. Wendy: You will! Thank you! *Gives Sirius the biggest squeeze hug ever.*
Esperanza: She wasn't that excited since I let her stay with me. Sirius: Wendy, if you don't let me breathe I'll shoot you to a millennia of pieces! *About to suffocate.* Wendy: I sowwy. Sirius: Thank you, now, perhaps we could find out how the scraplets got in.
Jack: Wait, scraplets?
Sirius: With scraplets there is never just one….
Ratchet: …And I fear I know how they got in here.
*He picks Sirius, Esperanza, and Wendy up, taking us down the hall and into a room.*
Ratchet: It's a trap, a scraplet trap.
Bulkhead: Uh, an empty scraplet trap.
Sirius: Probably launched into space eons ago, only to crash land in the arctic, where the freezing temperatures kept the scraplets in stasis.
Jack: And we brought the thaw.
Miko: Now the Scraplets are awake and ready to brunch.
Wendy: So, how many we talking about?
Sirius: Thousands, millions even. Esperanza: *Standing close to Ratchet's helm.* I'm guessing we have to play exterminator for a while.
Wendy: Don't worry. I'm not afraid to squash I little bug. I squashed Miko. Sirius: I'll shoot the bitches if they try to eat me or Ratchet.
Bulkhead: Thanks for sharing the love.
Sirius: He's my guardian, not you. And another thing, he ain't got no blasters fucker.
Miko: Hey! Shut the trap!
Sirius: I can have Ratchet squish you.
*Ratchet stomps his pede threateningly and Sirius giggled and hugged his helm, she's on his other shoulder than Esperanza.* Esperanza: Don't worry Bulky. I can try to help defend you guys. You too, Bee.
Wendy: I wanna help protect Bulk. Ranza can get Bee.
Raf: Ranza?
Esperanza: It's a nickname. You guys can call me it if you want. Sirius: Like mine is Si.
Miko: Hi is.
Sirius: Can I blaster her to a millennia of pieces? *Activates blaster.*
Bulkhead: NO!
Sirius: Just a question.
Ratchet: *After a failed attempt to call Optimus.* The scraplets have gotten into the comm. link system. That's only a sign that the scraplet infestation is well under way.
Bulkhead: I say we bug out of here and let the scraplets keep it!
Sirius: Evacuation is not an option. If we don't get the ground bridge up and running Optimus and Arcee will perish in the arctic.
Miko: Bulkhead, you never run!
Bulkhead: Miko, you haven't seen what these things can do! I have. They go for the juicy insides first, fuse after fuse, circuit after circuit, until nothing's left, not even your optics.
Sirius: Hello! Techno organic right here! I can have that happen to me!
Raf: Let us help, we're not made of metal.
Sirius: No one's listening to me.
Ratchet: Normally I find your fleshiness your least engaging quality, but it would prove as an advantage in this circumstance... Very well.
Jack: Okay, we'll team up. Two humans per bot. I'll stay and watch your back as you work on the bridge.
Sirius: And I'll help since I know tons on circuitry and that he's my guardian. The rest of you will go on a bug hunt. Teams: Miko, Bulkhead, and Wendy. Bumblebee, Raf, and Esperanza. Ratchet, Jack, and Sirius.
Esperanza: Raf, you'll have to translate for me. Sorry, Bee I just can't understand you. Sirius: Alright. Come on Ratchet, gotta fix that bridge. *Everyone else walks out as Jack stands guard.* Wendy: This is insane, we get to be a guardian of the giant robot!
Miko: Yeah!
Bulkhead: Raf found the first one here, right? *Screams like a little girl when the lights go out then flicker back on.*
Miko: Did you just scream like a little girl
Bulkhead: No... Maybe... Look, can we talk about this later?
*Both Miko and Wendy shrug and walk forward.*
Bulkhead: *screams as there's tapping and shoots the ceiling. Pipes and cables fall and Bulkhead screams and struggles.*
Miko: I wish I hadn't had seen that.
Wendy: Me neither. Bulkhead, you're fine, it's just a bunch of cables.
Bulkhead: Oh right, cables. *He pulls one down and Scraplets start falling.* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *With Esperanza, Raf, and Bee.*
Raf: Don't these things ever start eating?
Esperanza: The vent! *Points at a chewed up vent.*
'Bee: *He pulls the vent back and aims as Esperanza and Raf get in position. There's nothing. There is then grinding and they look behind themselves to see Scraplets coming out of a ground vent. 'Bee starts shooting rapidly and Esperanza and Raf try to defend him.*
*With Sirius, Ratchet, and Jack.*
Jack: How's it going over there?
Sirius: We've repaired the damaged conductors, and rerouted the central conduits, but the ground bridge still won't receive power! I hate the fucking scraplets!
*After a few minutes.*
Jack: Whoa! They can fly?! You never said they could fly!
*Sirius and Ratchet look and yelp as scraplets attack. I start shooting them off both me and Ratchet as Jack helps Ratchet.*
Ratchet: Jack, fire extinguisher!
*Jack sprays us both down and Sirius coughed. She looked over herself and winced, crawling over to Ratchet and shaking in fear. Her leg was almost chewed off, wires, cables, and cords sparking. Ratchet looked down at her and took her up, holding her closely, muttering something about failing.*
Bulkhead: Ratchet, get the patch kit, we're leaking energon like-whoa!
*He saw Sirius, of course he would say that. Wait, that's also because of the scraplets that are coming in. Sirius yelped as she was subspaced and whimpered as she huddled into a ball.* Esperanza: THEY'RE LIKE HORNETS! *Had noticed Sirius.* I'LL KILL THE LITTLE FUCKERS! *Starts to hit the scraplets.*
Wendy: KILL THEM! KILL THEM WITH FIRE!
Jack, Miko and Raf: O.o The fuck? Wendy: They would explode, right? *Continues the attack. The scraplets are soon beat.*
*Ratchet unsubspaces me and I whimper.*
Wendy: Fuck girl, you look like shit!
Sirius: If I wasn't sparking or in pain I would blast you to a million pieces! *Winces.*
Jack: Did we get them all?
*Grinding.*
Ratchet: Hardly, those were just scouts.
'Bee: Awe man!
Sirius: In my words, shit.
Bulkhead: So the rest of them know we're in here?
Ratchet: And if we allow us to become their next meal, Optimus and Arcee will never make it home. We must get the ground bridge operational.
Sirius: That sucks, for all we know there could be a breech in the energon fuel line. Ratchet: *His optics beam and he looks down at Sirius.* That's it! Sirius, you're a genius! *He picks Sirius up and kisses her.*
Wendy: Is it just me or is that awkward?
*Ratchet sets Sirius down and Bulkhead speaks up.*
Bulkhead: Yeah, and if one of us wasn't breeching we could go over there and fix it.
Jack: Where do we find it?
Raf: And how do we fix it?
*Ratchet starts to explain and Sirius starts to nod off. Wendy notices and pinches her. She yelps.*
Wendy: Stay awake! You could never come back if you do fall asleep!
Sirius: Note taken. *Rubs her sore arm with her barely attached other hand. The humans all then leave, leaving the Cybertronians/techno organic there.*
Bulkhead: So, if... *He looks at Sirius.* When, we get the ground bridge up, we send the creepy crawlies out and let our bots in.
Ratchet: Optimus and Arcee will be fresh meat, if we let them in first the scraplets will have no reason to leave. We'll need bait.
Bulkhead: Bait! Where are we going to get bait at?! The scraplets have already helped themselves to everything in here!
*Sirius whimpers as she hears the scraplets and Ratchet subspaces her. Moments later she gets jolted and winces. After a few minutes she's unsubspaced and looks to see Optimus and Arcee home, the scraplets gone.* Esperanza: Optimus, is Arcee gonna be ok?
Wendy: Yeah, and will everyone else be ok? Sirius: How do you think I feel?
*Everyone looks at Sirius in Ratchet's servo and Optimus nearly glitches.*
Sirius: That's right bitches, you aren't this fucking shitty looking. Esperanza: You look like shit. Should we send you to a hospital? Ratchet: Absolutely not!
Wendy: And why is that lover boy?
Ratchet: *Ignoring the nickname.* If she is sent to the hospital she will be untreated, they don't know what to do with a techno organic! And I can very well take care of her! Esperanza: Aw, Ratchet has a crush! Ratchet has a crush!
Wendy: Aw! Sirius: Consider yourself dead as soon as I'm fixed up.
*Raf saw the gleam in my eye.*
Raf: Guys, she's not kidding. Esperanza: I'll be hiding with Optimus.
Wendy: Me too. Sirius: I'll have you know that's the only thing keeping me from actually killing you, considering he's my dad. Oh-OWWW! Shit Ratchet, that hurt! Humans have sensory systems too you know! That means that they can feel PAIN! OWWWW!
Ratchet: Then perhaps you should stop moving. Until I can get the holoforms for the rest of us completed you'll have to deal with me doing this the way I am.
Sirius: And pervert activation in 3. 2. 1. Esperanza: Wow, dude. Just wow.
Wendy: *On the floor laughing.* Sirius: *Face palms as Ratchet works on my other arm.* Ratchet, do me a favor and weld your mouth shut. And if you won't do that, then just shut up. OWWWW! Fuck you Ratchet! SHIT! Esperanza: And I thought we were bad at cussing.
Wendy: Me too. Sirius: Good, they didn't take that the wrong way. Esperanza: I'm too tired to start that. Scraplets are evil. Sirius: Wendy, say it while you can.
Wendy: Ratchet and Sirius sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! first comes love, second comes marriage, third comes the baby in the baby carriage!
Sirius: She's lucky I let her do that. OWWWW! SHIT Ratchet, tell me you're almost done!
Ratchet: I am, just let me finish this wire.
Sirius: Okay, well, as I was going to say until I was painfully interrupted, Dad, can you adopt Wendy? Wendy: Yeah, please? I don't have any parents and I've been staying with Ranza ever since. Please? *Gives him the puppy dog eyes.* Optimus: I do not see the harm in that. Sirius: Now I can have a sister! Wendy: Yay! *Sirius and Wendy hug.* Ratchet: It's strange how they start bickering then get along with each other. Sirius: *Pulling back.* And you start grumbling, then kiss me, then grumble again. I call that strange. Wendy: Lover boy! *Starts running around saying Ratchet's a lover boy.* Sirius: Miko... Miko: She's gonna kill me! *Runs away with the candy.* Wendy: GIVE ME MY CANDY OR MY DAD WILL SQUISH YOUR SORRY ASS FOR TAKING IT! Esperanza: Give her the candy before she murders you, Miko. Sirius: Miko, you have your warning... *Miko speeds past me and I snatch the candy.* Here girl, come here. Wendy: *Races up.* Sirius: Sit. *She sits and Sirius drops the bag in her lap.* Now take the candy and your sorry ass away to eat your shit in piece. *Watches as she races off and shakes head.* Girls and candy, I'll never understand. Raf: But you're a girl. Sirius: Tomboy. Esperanza: Wendy, share the candy! *Wendy walks over with the candy and they start eating it.* Wendy: Now we can have a sugar rush and see if we can make Ratchet go nuts! :D Esperanza: Yeah, it can be like that time we got all sugar high at my grandparents' house and we went crazy. I'm still wondering how I ended up in that tree. Miko: What happened that night? *Esperanza and Wendy look at each other then back to Miko.* Esperanza and Wendy: What happens at Grand folk's house stays at Grand folk's house. *Continue to eat candy.* Sirius: *Looks at Ratchet.* You can squish them when you wish. They will make you go insane. One time they ate that much candy and I was getting so enraged that I ripped a big knot of my hair out. Turns out my hair grows quickly though so it was back before school started. But still, squish them as soon as they start going insane. Esperanza: We won't be annoying. Right now, I feel sleepy. *Drops to the floor out cold.* Raf: O.o Where did Wendy go? Miko: Up there. *Points to Wendy sleeping on the stairs upside down.* Sirius: Now's the chance to get revenge. *Smirks evilly.* Jack: What are you up to? Sirius: *Pushes in a container, that's at least 1 ton.* Oh, nothing. *Sirius walks up the stairs and grabs Wendy and tosses her in the container. She then grabs Esperanza and does the same.* Wait until they wake up. Wendy: Where am I-AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Esperanza: Quiet, try'na sleep. Wendy: We're inside of a container and all you want to do is sleep!? I'm freaking out here! Esperanza: Calm down chica. I know what to do here. *Sings a high note that shattered the glass.* That should do it! Wendy: Freedom! *Runs away.* Sirius: Damn it... Wait, apparently you don't notice the SNAKES around you. Esperanza and Wendy: O.O AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *Run away behind Optimus.* SAVE US! Sirius: *Laughing ass off.* Chickens, they're not poisonous. Raf: Where did you get them anyways? Sirius: oh, I have my ways. Miko: *Hiding behind Bulkhead.* Esperanza: *Peeks out from Optimus' pede.* I don't care. I HATE snakes with a passion! Wendy: *From behind Optimus' pede.* Me too! Sirius: Esperanza, he's not your dad, so get the fuck out from behind him. Ratchet: Someone's territorial. Sirius: Fuck you Ratchet. Esperanza: O.O BUMBLEBEE! *Hides behind him.* Wendy: HAHAHAHAHA! Esperanza, did you hear what Sirius said to Ratchet?! Esperanza: *Pokes head out from Bumblebee's foot* She said what now? *Laughing her ass off.* COMEDY GOLD! Sirius: Shit... I'm gonna die. Esperanza: You said it not me! Sirius: Primus fuck them all. *Next day.* Sirius: *watches as the humans drive in and Jack walks up to her on the platform, getting her attention as she roosted on Ratchet's shoulder. he's been clingy since that scraplet infestation.* What's got you all scared? Jack: Mom's panicking on where you are. Sirius: Screw her! Tell her you found a note that says, "Dear Miss Darby, go fuck yourself then fall off a cliff. Sincerely, Sirius Pax." Optimus: Change that last bit to Prime. Sirius: Get that Jack? Jack: Got it, but I'm not going to like this. Esperanza: Hey Wendy, where are you? Wendy: *Hanging off the rafters.* Up here! Esperanza: What are you doing? Wendy: Oh you know just hanging around. This is fun! :D Esperanza: It's not fun up there without me! Im'ma coming up! *Manages to get up there with Wendy.* Wow, this is fun! :D Sirius: I almost broke my skull up there when Ratchet scared me. He made me fall and I was lucky he caught me. Ratchet: I said sorry. Sirius: You didn't mean it. Esperanza: We won't fall! I'm more careful than she is! Wendy: Yeah sure. Miko: *Running in.* BOOO! Ratchet: *Catches a falling Wendy.* Wendy: THAT WAS AWESOME! Esperanza: Nice catch! Now catch me! *Falls and Ratchet catches her.* Sirius: I think some people like you, Ratchet. Wendy: You want to fuck him. Sirius: Shut up or I'll kick your ass to Cybertron and back. Wendy: All I was doing was having some fun. Esperanza: Yeah, c'mon we can fall again. *They both go back up to the rafters and then fall. Ratchet catches them.* Sirius: They're gonna have you doing that all day-AHHHH! *She falls off his shoulder as the base gets a call, setting off an alarm that scares her, that's why she falls. Ratchet spins around and catches her before getting the comm. open.* Optimus: This is Autobot outpost omega one, who are we speaking too? : It's been a long time since I've heard from Autobots. Bulkhead: Jackie, is that you? Wheeljack: Bulkhead, that you? What's with all the security around here? Bulkhead: This rock we're sitting on is crawling with 'cons. Optimus: I have heard of this Wheeljack, can you verify his voice? Bulkhead: He's one hundred percent the real deal. Optimus: Wheeljack, we will send you landing coordinates. Wheeljack: Got it. Bulkhead: See you when you land, buddy. I'll make sure you get a real welcome! Sirius: Tell me no one else is calling today. *Rubs sore head.* My head's pounding; you need to turn the volume down on that thing. Wendy: Nice catch Ratchet, I was sure she was gonna die. Sirius: You're gonna die as soon as I feel like killing my only sister. 'Bee: Awe, you always forget to talk about me. Sirius: Oh yeah, 'Bee's Optimus' adoptive son, so, he's our brother. Wendy: Yes I get an older brother I never had. *Next day.* *Sirius sighed as she watched Bulkhead pace around from Ratchet's shoulder. She jolted when Ratchet asked for her assistance and smiled. She slid down his arm and onto the system. She then proceeded to help with modifications. Sirius lifted her head when the humans came in and looked to Ratchet to see him looking from her to Esperanza and Wendy. What's with him? Sirius giggled as Ratchet shooed her back to work and she looked up at him to notice him glancing from her to Esperanza to Wendy again. Man, he must have a glitch in his system.* Esperanza: When's Wheeljack gonna be here? Wendy: I dunno. *Sirius looks up when the screen pops on and turns to Esperanza and Wendy.* Sirius: He's approaching the landing coordinates now. Jack: So he has to land half way around the world and then we bridge him here? Optimus: As a precaution, we cannot allow the Decepticons to know where our base is in case they are tracking him. Esperanza: Smart thinking! Wendy: Why do the Decepticons always have to be creeps? Always watching us. Esperanza: I dunno. But they're gonna get their asses whipped if they mess with them. Ratchet: That reminds me... *He opens the bridge and lets the other through to get Wheeljack.* Arcee said something about brick throwing and a, manhole cover was it?, getting lodged into a drone's window shield. Sirius: Me, Wendy, and Esperanza through the bricks. I lodged the manhole cover and threw the suitcase as well. Wendy: Where did the suitcase come from? Esperanza: I have no idea. What do you think Sirius? Sirius: Dumpster diver found it then left it as he was chased by cops. That's my guess. I still don't know how we found that many bricks there though, or the manhole cover that didn't have a manhole to pair up with. Wendy: You make things sound so dirty. Sirius: One more word and I'll kick your ass into a pile of dog shit. Ratchet: *Picks me up.* I think you've had enough threats for one day. Raf: Nah, she uses way more, and lower ones. Vince bullied me and flirted with her when he found us at the park and she said some horrible things as well as did horrible things to him. Sirius: Cracked his skull, broke his arm, broke his leg, and fractured ribs. And said, 'You motherfucker shithead that came out of your mother's ass, I will personally ground you into shit then rearrange you to look like a bitch's ass. *Sirius smirked proudly.* Esperanza: AWESOME! That guy nearly raped the both of us if it wasn't for me. Miko: What did you do? Esperanza: *Smirks.* I hit him with a frying pan where the sun don't shine. Then I used it twice on his head and she punched him in the gut. Then we both threw him in a ditch. Wendy: I was half asleep. He punched me on the head numerous times. I think he was drunk or something. Sirius: He was drunk when he messed with me and Raf. I'll kill him the next time he's drunk and flirts with me. *Sirius noticed Ratchet's optics were red and looked at him with a raised eyebrow. He shook his helm and his optics went back to blue. Strange.* Esperanza: We're with you, Sirius. Wendy: Hell yes! *Ground bridge opens.* Oh they're here! Sirius: Whipdie motherfucking do da day. Esperanza: Wheeljack looks so cool!
Wendy: Those scars on his mouth make him look scary. And I have a bad feeling like with the scraplets. Sirius: Imposter. Everyone, I'm serious, that there is not Wheeljack.
*Everyone ignores me except for Wendy.*
Sirius: Ignored again.
Wendy: I agree with you! *Irritated.*
Sirius: I know you do, but everyone else is ignoring the fact that the Wheeljack here is an imposter. Esperanza: He doesn't look amused.
Wheeljack: -_-
Wendy: I'm gonna go this way. *Walks in the different direction.* Sirius: *Everyone watches as she whimpers as she looks at Wheeljack and bolts to Ratchet. She scrambled up his armor and hid in a crevice in his chassis armor.* He's gonna kill us!
Ratchet: Sirius, don't be a fool.
Sirius: You'll all regret not listening to my warning!
Wheeljack: Offensive, hey how 'bout a tour?
Miko: Tour starts now. Wendy: Ratchet, my sister is right! I had a bad feeling about the scraplets and I have a bad feeling about him. I don't want to make the same mistake twice.
Esperanza: LISTEN TO US YOU BIG TOASTER! Ratchet: Did you just call me a..
Sirius: Ratchet, don't do it! But we're right, we got the same feeling with the scraplet. That's not the real Wheeljack, it's an imposter. Esperanza: I sorta meant the toaster thing cause you're a hothead. But believe us.
Ratchet: *Growls.*
Wheeljack: Believe what?
Esperanza: O.O Sirius: Oh, a little secret, only us four can know... AHHHH! *Wheeljack snatched Sirius up and she squirmed.* I TOLD YOU HE WAS AN IMPOSTER!
Makeshift: Good guess.
Ratchet: *Snarling.* I will NOT fail my charge again. *He starts forward, but Sirius whimpers as she's squeezed.*
Makeshift: Stay back, our I'll squeeze her to a pulp. *Sirius activates her blasters and aim them at him.* Hmmm... Lord Megatron will be pleased to have you as a pet. Wendy: Leave my sister alone! *Runs over and hits his leg repeatedly.*
Makeshift: -_- This is pathetic.
Wendy: Jackass! Sirius: You motherfucking bitch from hell! My sister is not pathetic! Now set me the fuck down before I kick your ass and ground you into shit! *Makeshift flinches... Sirius thinks she scared him.* *Evil smiles.* Wendy: That's right sis! Kick his giant no good ass! *Gets picked up by Makeshift.* Shit.
Esperanza: Not good. Sirius: WENDY YOU IDIOT!
Makeshift: You! *Motions to Ratchet.* If you want your babes to live, I suggest you open that bridge!
Sirius, Esperanza, and Wendy: WE ARE NOT HIS!
Makeshift: My bad, the flirting really does make it look like it though. Esperanza: :P
Wendy: If only I could kick your tin ass! *Gets squeezed as well as Sirius.*
Esperanza: Stop it, you're choking them!
Ratchet: *Looking like he wants to murder Makeshift.*
Makeshift: OPEN IT! *Ratchet give Sirius and Wendy a soft look before opening the bridge.*
Wendy: Dickhead, don't do it! Sirius: Ratchet, you fucker! You're too gullible! *Sirius and Wendy yelp as they're suddenly let go and they flew forward.*
*Ratchet moves faster than anyone thought he could and caught Sirius and Wendy. He looked down at them softly then set them down. The girls watch as he passes the real Wheeljack and up to Makeshift. He gives punch after punch before picking the girls up and stomping to his station in anger.* Wendy: Are you a softy for us? Esperanza: Apparently so. And now, KICK HIS METAL ASS, RATCHET!
Wendy: YEAH, FIGHT! KNOCK HIS SCREWS LOOSE! *He sets them down on the panel of his station and walks back to Makeshift. Sirius smiles as Ratchet kicks his ass to Cybertron and back. Wheeljack and Bulkhead get rid of him and Sirius smiles up at Ratchet as he walks to the 3.*
Sirius: My hero! *She races up his arm plating and kisses his cheek.* Wendy: My hero too! *Hugs his face.* *Optimus watches with a roll of his optics as the rest of the 'bots laugh at Ratchet. Ratchet looks at Sirius and Wendy then down at Esperanza. Care is in his optics as he picks her up and sets her with Sirius and Wendy.* Me: Wazzup, bud?
Wendy: Not much, just watched the best robot ass kicking ever! *Sirius climbs down to Ratchet's chassis and goes back into that crevice in his plating. She rests against his protoform and hears a loud humming from his spark. She smiled softly and fell asleep. Good luck getting her out is all she has to say.* Esperanza: At least we defeated the imposter.
Wendy: Hell yeah! Optimus: Where is Sirius?
Ratchet: *Huff.* Sleeping against my protoform.
Sirius: I'm try'na sleep! Now I can be the bitch around here as you won't let me sleep or I can go to sleep and be the good angel when I wake up! WHICH DO YOU FUCKING CHOOSE!? Esperanza: Don't worry Chica, you need rest. Sirius: At least SOMEONE understands!
Wheeljack: One feisty pet.
Ratchet: Lay the fuck off.
Wendy: Did Ratchet just cuss?
Sirius: I'll stay up for that! *Crawls out and sets on his shoulder.*
Wheeljack: Well excuse me, hoarder!
Ratchet: You fucking bitch, I'll rearrange your fucking ass to make you look like shit!
Sirius: He's as bad as me! Shit I'm a good teacher! Esperanza: Calm down! Do I have to sing you to sleep? Sirius: Nah, I'll leave Ratchet to that. Somehow I always fall asleep on his shoulder at night and wind up on my dad's chassis. But hey, I did teach him good, you have to admit it. Esperanza: Ok *Next day.* *Sirius wakes up with Wendy on Optimus' chassis and whimpers as she stretches. She watched as Wendy faded back to sleep and decided to go bug Ratchet, see if she can get him to cuss again. she slid down the berth leg and walked down the hall and into Ratchet's courters, even though he says not to go in there. She giggled as she saw his leg lash out in his recharge.*
Ratchet: *In sleep.* Lay off motherfucker, they're mine!
Sirius: Who's yours? Ratchet: *He jolts awake and looks down at me in alarm.* You little... ugh. *He picks Sirius up and walks out. He deposits her on the platform and she races off to the bathroom to brush her teeth and comb her hair, all that stuff, just no fucking makeup, it's hell in her life. She'll only wear lipstick. She walks back out and smiles up at Ratchet.* Aren't you going to eat?
Sirius: Quite frankly all that's in the fridge right now is meat, and I don't like any of the cereal.
Ratchet: Then eat the meat.
Sirius: I'm a fucking vegetarian, can you take me shopping for food? I promise we'll be quick. And if we go now we won't have to deal with Wendy or Esperanza wanting to go. Besides, you need to get out and have fresh air and...
Ratchet: Shut the fuck up already bitch!
Sirius: Love you too Ratchet! *Races down to his alt form.* Let's go! HOLY SHIT DRIVE!
*Ratchet races out as Wendy and Optimus walk in with the rest of the team. Wendy pouts as she sees the note, "I went shopping."* Wendy: I can't believe my sister ditched me. *Pouts and Optimus comforts her.*
Esperanza: Don't worry, chica. I'm here for you. *When Miko arrives she is explained the predicament. Raf and Jack hear it too. Raf rolls his eyes and turns the paper over and walks away.*
*"Sorry sis, you would drag the shopping on and on FOREVER. And also, you have meat and your good old cereal, I hate both. We'll be back with some clothes for you though and grab my stuff as well. See you around noon!"*
Jack: Noon, and it's only 10.
Raf: 2 hours with being bored. *Sighs.* Esperanza: Now that the Cranky Toaster and Cussing Sister are gone, how about we toss around the soccer ball, Wendy? *Brings out soccer ball.*
Wendy: Yay! Let's roll! *They both kick the soccer ball around to each other while the others watch.*
Esperanza: Heads up! *Kicks the ball to Wendy and she does a flip and kicks it past Esperanza.*
Wendy: Goal! *With Sirius and Ratchet.*
Sirius: Ratchet, your holoform's coming in whether you like it or not, I need someone to protect me if Vince decides to show up and try to rape me in the women's bathroom again.
Ratchet: Fine, only because you need protection-wait, again?
Sirius: Good Ratchet.
Ratchet: I'm not a Cyberdog. *Holoform appears and Sirius blinks in awe.* Sirius, it's not nice to stare.
Sirius: Cool your tits hot shot. *Playful flirtatious.*
Ratchet: *Rolls eyes.* *Playful flirtatious.* Lead the way darling.
Sirius: You know you love me, you just don't want to admit it.
Ratchet: Never in a million life times.
Sirius: That's gonna come back and bite you in the ass.
Ratchet: Just get your things. *Stops when Sirius does.* What's wrong now scaredy cat?
Sirius: *Hides behind Ratchet.* Vince. *Whimpers.* He's drunk, badly. Do you see the knife handle?
Ratchet: *Pulls Sirius to the side as Vince walks by. Vince disappears and Sirius starts walking through the mall. He follows in a bored manner.* Now that Vince is gone, can I leave now?
Sirius: Want to be kicked in the ass then be rearranged to look like a bitch that looks like shit?
Ratchet: I'll stick with you.
Sirius: Yeah, yeah. You're just lucky. *At base.* Esperanza: Wendy, give it a good kick! *Power kicks the ball to Wendy.*
Wendy: Watch your heads, people! *Kicks the ball high in the air and Esperanza head butted the ball.*
Esperanza: You'd be surprised by how much that hurts. *Falls over with a major headache.*
Wendy: Score! :D
Esperanza: *Out cold on the floor.*
Wendy: Whoopsie! I think I broke her.
Raf: Do we need Ratchet to see if she has a concussion?
Esperanza: *Sits up and looks at Miko.* I see a unicorn! Can I keep it as a pet?! *Falls back over.*
Arcee: -_- Get Ratchet. Sirius: *She groans as she feels her phone go off, they were just heading back to base. Sirius answers.* What you motherfucking bitch? *She didn't read the name.* When I find you I'll turn you into shit that came out of a dog's ass...
Optimus: Sirius, I better have misheard you.
Sirius: Sorry Daddy! I didn't read the name.
Optimus: Forgiven, now, I need you and Ratchet to get back.
Sirius: Esperanza head butted a soccer ball and is seeing unicorns when she sees Miko. *It wasn't a question.* Wendy: Eeyup.
Esperanza: *Out cold.*
Miko: You kicked that ball really hard. I'm surprised that she didn't bleed half to death. Sirius: We're coming in. *Ends call.* Ratchet, we'll need your holoform.
Ratchet: Esperanza, you bitch.
Sirius: Be nice!
Ratchet: I know, I know, or you'll kick me in the ass then I'll be rearranged to look like a fucking bitch that looks like shit.
Sirius: You learn wisely.
Wendy: They better get here quick. *Ratchet drives in and Sirius swings out through the window, he hates it yet likes it. His holoform rolls his eyes as he steps out and picks Esperanza up, carrying her to a medical gurney.*
Sirius: If she has a concussion I will kick her ass. I warned her not to head butt the ball when Wendy kicked it. *As she's unloading the things from the back of Ratchet's alt mode.*
Wendy: HEY! Sirius: Just help me, I got you some more clothing. Wendy: Yay! :D And also, that's how we play soccer. But I never meant for the ball to do that. Sirius: I know how you fucking play soccer, but you always kick the ball too hard! I swear, you almost gave me a concussion once!
Ratchet: Well, stop bickering at your sister, Esperanza doesn't have a concussion.
Sirius: Wendy, you lucky bitch...
Optimus: Sirius.
Sirius: Get used to it, Daddy! *Cheerfully.* This is my programming! Esperanza: Did anyone get the number of the big rig that hit me? *Sits up and opens eyes.* I see stars. *Lays back down and closes eyes.*
Wendy: Well, that could have gone better.
Miko: At least she doesn't have a concussion. Sirius: *Rolls eyes and walks out for a minute. She comes back with a python.* Make way! I'll wake her up.
*Sirius sets the snake on Esperanza body and she looks down at herself.* Esperanza: O.O AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *Jumps into Ratchet's arms and tries to get away from the snake.* KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!
Wendy: AAHHH! SNAKE! *Runs and hides behind Optimus' pede while other kids do the same.*
Jack: She's crazy! Sirius: Fanghigh, come here. *Cooed.*
*Fanghigh slithers over and Sirius picks him up. She smirks wildly and puts her up before coming back to see Esperanza clutching to Ratchet's holoform, him with an agitated look. Sirius snickers at him and looks to see Daddy looking down at her with the look that says she should be ashamed.*
Sirius: I'll never be ashamed Daddy. Esperanza, get out of Ratchet's fucking arms before I bring that bad ass bitch snake back! and the rest of you need to stop being perverts! Esperanza: You won't let her do it, would you? *Gives Ratchet puppy eyes.*
Wendy: I care for my life, thank you. Sirius: Perverted scaredy cat fucking bitch. Ratchet, drop it.
*Ratchet rolls his eyes and smiles, dropping Esperanza.*
Ratchet: With pleasure. Esperanza: I feel loved. -_- Sirius: I feel happy. Actually, I feel like Jeff the killer... *BEEP BEEP BEEP!* Would someone turn that shit off so I can kill Esperanza? *Pulls out knife and smiles psychopathically.* Esperanza: O.O Meep! *Climbs up in Ratchet's servo, he's back to robot mode.* She's gonna kill me! Optimus: Sirius, an Autobot is supposed to protect humans.
Sirius: I'm part human, so that means I can attack. *Scrambles up Ratchet's form.* Esperanza: I choose life! *Jumps off of Ratchet's shoulder and hits the ground.*
Wendy: Ranza! Sirius: Esperanza, you take things as serious as me at times. You should know I was joking, I would never kill you.
Ratchet: *Watches the 3.*
Wendy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait-WHAT? Since when do you pull jokes?! Shit man, I didn't know you did that!
Sirius: That's actually the first time I ever joked around. *curls up on Ratchet's shoulder.* And hey, now I get to sleep up here without any disturbances...
Ratchet: No, you're coming with me and Optimus to the Cybertronian ship beacon.
Sirius: *Whines.* Oh, fine. See you girls! *Waves as Ratchet follows Optimus through the bridge.*
*At base.*
Arcee: Now what? Esperanza: That hurt. *Stands up.* I'm surprised I survived that fall.
Wendy: Me too. Miko: Let's play truth or dare!
Humans: Oh no. *In Esperanza and Wendy's case.* Awesome.
*With Sirius, Daddy, and Ratchet.*
*They walked up to the ship and Ratchet cut in. Sirius yelped as she fell off his shoulder as the ship rolled. Ratchet caught her and set her carefully on the ground. Sirius looked up to him and nodded. Daddy forced some doors open and stepped in, Ratchet and Sirius right after. Sirius looked around and whimpered, it looked like a Cybertronian version of cancer or something. Optimus went to touch one of the corpses, but Ratchet stopped him.*
Ratchet: It's a virus, it could still be active.
Sirius: *As the ship starts rolling she lands in a spill of energon. The mechs panic. Daddy looks up and growls as a spot hits his face plate. Sirius whimpers and claws at her body, she was getting infected, quickly. Ratchet took her up and dragged Daddy out, calling for a bridge.* *At base.* Esperanza: Truth or dare sounds fun!
Wendy: We're not that bad. Miko: Okay, Esperanza, Truth or Dare? Esperanza: Dare. Miko: Holoform or true form, you have to kiss Ratchet on the lips for at least 5 seconds.
Wendy: *Laughing hysterically.*
*BEEP BEEP BEEP!* Ratchet: "We need a bridge!"
Arcee: 'Cons?!
Ratchet: "Sirius and Optimus are injured!" Esperanza: I accept the challenge, but we need to put it on hold.
Wendy: What happened to my sister? Ratchet: "WOULD YOU FUCKERS OPEN A BRIDGE ALREADY?!"
'Bee: *Does quickly and helps with Optimus.*
Wendy: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?! *She noticed Sirius' energon soaked clothing as well as how her skin was a rusty color, like under Optimus' right optic.*
Ratchet: A virus... The Cybonic plague. Created by Decepticons outlawed by Autobots. Esperanza: Oh god, will they survive?
Wendy: Please they have to be ok! Optimus: No... cure.
Sirius: *Whimpering in pain and writhing about.*
Ratchet: Optimus, Sirius, save your strength.
Esperanza: What can we do?
Wendy: They won't die will they? Ratchet: With no cure, they surely will. *He looked down as he looked at Sirius and Optimus.*
Jack: Why would Megatron make a virus without a cure? What if he caught it?
Bulkhead: It's not like we can just waltz up to him and ask for the cure, Jack. He's pushed up lug nuts.
Ratchet: We do still have a fix on the Nemesis at the moment...
Arcee: Me and 'Bee will go in search.
Ratchet: *Opens the bridge.* *Whispers.* Arcee, quickly. Esperanza: Be careful and come back alive.
Wendy: I can't lose my father and sister. I already lost my first family, I can't lose them. *Cries and curls into a ball on the floor, muttering how she can't lose her family.* *Sirius notices Wendy crying and looks to Ratchet.*
Sirius: R-R-Ratchet. *Heavily breathing.*
Ratchet: *Looks to Sirius.* Sirius, save your strength.
Sirius: *points to Wendy.* Wendy... need-ds, c-c-are. Esperanza: *Sitting beside of Wendy and trying to comfort her.* It's ok. We can figure out something.
Wendy: I can't lose them, I can't. Sirius: *starts to cough and gag. Everyone turns to her and she coughs up a mix of energon and the virus.*
Ratchet: Primus Sirius, did you SWALLOW some of the virus?!
Sirius: *shrugs and starts to cough again. Her chest hurts, and it's harder to breathe. Jack holds a bucket below her as the next round comes up. She takes the bucket and it keeps coming, never stopping. She looks up when she has a break, everyone was looking at her.*
Arcee: I don't see anything, and what the shit was that?!
Ratchet: That would be Sirius vomiting up the virus, and did you check all the files?
Arcee: Ew... and don't tell me how to search things! You're not the only one who cares about Optimus!
Sirius: *starts choking on the next round and Raf runs up. he does the hemic maneuver on her and she coughs up a... LUNG?!* What the shit man! I need that!
Ratchet: *Turns and stares.* Primus, with the virus, it's getting rid of all things it doesn't need in your body. In other words, you'll be in a human body, but won't have any human organs.
Sirius: *Coughs up the other lung.* P-pain-f-ful. Esperanza: Ew! Is there any way to stop this? Someone needs to calm down and I can only do so much. *Points to Wendy still having a spaz attack.*
Wendy: *Rocking back and forth in fetal position.* No, no, no... *Sirius crawls over to Wendy and grabs her face, lifting up her eyelids. She forced down the urge to let up another one of her organs.*
Sirius: Wendy. Me and Daddy are NOT going to die. You hear me?
Wendy: *Nods.*
Sirius: Good, now, excuse me. *Walks away and vomit up a kidney.* Esperanza: Clean up at Ratchet's foot.
Wendy: *sniffles* Ew. Sirius: It was in the bucket. I hate this motherfucking shit. No! *She vomits up her large intestine, it takes 5 minutes.*
Arcee: That must be horrible...
'Bee: Arcee, Arcee come here!
Arcee: What is it?!...
Ratchet: Arcee, what's happening?
Arcee: It's Megatron, he's alive.
Optimus: Megatron...
Bulkhead: That's impossible, he blew up with the space bridge!
Arcee: Well I'm staring right at him. He's critical, and the good thing is, he's not exactly staring back.
Sirius: Ar-Arcee.
Arcee: What Sirius?
Sirius: Megatron... must know... cure.
Ratchet: Sirius has a point, one of you must enter Megatron's conscious. Esperanza: Like inside of his head? *Shivers.* Just thinking about it is gonna give me nightmares.
Wendy: You can save them? Arcee: I know we're all concerned for Optimus, but can't we drag Megatron through a bridge and get some more time to think this through. I mean, a mind body split...
Ratchet: Time is the one thing we do not have, Arcee! One of you will have to enter Megatron's mind!
'Bee: I'll do it!
Arcee: Are you sure Bumblebee?
'Bee: They're my family, I have to.
Ratchet: Alright, there should be all the materials in the lab to do this. Now listen closely. Esperanza: Hurry guys!
Wendy: Ratchet, can you put me near Daddy? Please?
Ratchet: *Sets Wendy on Optimus' chest and she hugs him.* Don't worry, Wendy. I promise that I won't lose your family.
Raf: Whatever happened to Wendy's first family?
Esperanza: Not really the best time to explain. Maybe whenever she goes to bed. Sirius: *After coughing up her small intestine into my bucket.* Exactly. *wipes away the energon left behind and whimper softly.*
*Ratchet looks at Sirius and nudges her softly with his servo digit. She looks up at him and he sees that her eyes are turning silver where they should be white.*
Ratchet: Her eyes are turning to optics. She can't get rid of them so she has to let them repair to optics while in her.
Sirius: So, they're getting covered in ... Cybertronian metal. *lies down and breathes heavily. Ratchet forces her up.*
Ratchet: Stay awake, that's the only way to fight the virus. *He pulls back quickly as she grabs the bucket and coughs up her other kidney.*
Sirius: Stomach and heart's next. Esperanza: This isn't good. What happens if her heart comes out?
Wendy: Will she still live!? *On the edge of tears again.* Ratchet: As soon as her heart is removed, her spark will form. In other words, her life force will become her spark, and not her former heart.