I have a problem with drunk Hanji I can just picture her so well and im mean but anyways. last chapter Levis dark side is my fav


Now, Levi wondered as he walked down the village, where in the world did that kid went? He had asked Hanji and she had told him that Eren had been walking all the way to the end of the village when he had passed by. "Yes! He looked so shy and cute" she said enlarging the ´e´ in cute. "He looked a little worried; looking all around him like someone was looking at him!"Levi had then slapped her and continued to walk until he stopped at the signs to the forest, beside them the Jaeger´s house.

He found himself knocking on the door a little awkwardly. A gasp and a chuckle was heard from the other side as the door swung open and the brown eyes of Carla Jaeger´s. "Oh, Levi!" She said cheerfully. "What a surprise! Is there anything you need? You want to come in?"

Levi showed the ghost of a smile as he responded. "No, thank you" he looked a little over her shoulder and frowned slightly. "Is Eren home?"

The woman smiled and shook her head sweetly. "No, no. He´s not back yet" She smiled apologetically "The kid´s got me going mad sometimes…But, no. Maybe he´s just dozing off somewhere. He enjoys being alone. Is it too important?"

"No, don´t worry" I was hoping he was here…he´s way too suspicious. "He just left practice pretty fast. He left us all stunned; kid´s got talent" he bowed his head slightly and started going back a little. "Erwin just wanted to remark it, s´all. I have to get going"

"Oh, no worries" He nodded as the door closed and stood in compete silence and stillness. The kid was going all the way down the village, I thought it was his house but apparently he´s not there. That little shit was looking al nervous and anxious…if this got nothing to do with the dragon I´m biting my own leg off and marrying Hanji. Plus the burn and how he pushed the Zippleback into its cage? Too weird. Way too many talent…But its never happened before so think think think think…

Levi took off the thin fabric headband on his forehead and wrinkled his nose at all the sweat it had accumulated. He wiped it off on his handkerchief and put it back on, right where his undercutted hair ended across the middle of his forehead. Levi pulled it back slightly and let it hit him. Why can´t you fucking think?! He obviously went to the forest you dumbass.

But he never found him.

He found traces until it got too dark to see anywhere, so he just went back to the village, straight to the only good bar there was. He sat on the farthest seat from the door and was immediately greeted by one of the few he can call friends. "Your usual Levi?" Auruo´s voice came from in front of him and he just gave him the finger. "Your usual it is"

Levi just wanted to sink into the earth´s crust when Hanji came in with her bubbling voice. "Oh Levi!" she came tumbling up to him, clearly already drunk, and sat on the stool next to his. "Levi you have to work tomorrow" she nodded encouragingly "But drink it up. Join this funny night!"

Auruo dropped the most powerful drink on the bar and sighed when Levi dropped the coins on the table. "I heard what happened in practice today" Auruo told him in a good tone. "It´s on the house"

"You fucker" muttered Levi, but Hanji and Auruo only laughed. He picked the Bacardi and drank one quarter of the bottle in one shot. After a few seconds he was already feeling the effect on him: his vision going sharper, lightheaded all of a sudden and the anger slowly fading away.

They ended up talking for a good couple of hours. Levi had drunk over four bottles of the Bacardi and Hanji seven of beer. They were talking about anything really, and Levi was just forgetting more and more about the dipshit with the green eyes when the subject slowly brought it up once more.

"Oh Levi, Levi, Levi" Hanji sing-songed. "It´s been a while since we drank together, eh?" he nodded slowly, taking another sip.

"You stupid four-eyes" Levi sighed. "It´s been too long since we drank together. I´ve come here plenty of times"

"Me too!" she beamed as she drank form her bottle of beer. "Alcohol is our relieve from this so" she paused as if searching for a word. "Weird place. Yeah. I feel misunderstandeded"

"Misunderstood" Levi corrected her. Hanji couldn´t handle her alcohol sometimes, but it was on rare occasions only. "You feel misunderstood?" Levi chuckled a bit as he took another sip. "Look who´s talking"

"But Levi" she complained adding a lot of additional ´i´s to his name. "Pixis keeps on complaining about how you can´t make your work and catch a single dragon in a week when there´s a kid who´s stopped one in like a minute"

"That brat has got to know something" Levi groaned as he wrinkled his nose at the odor coming from Hanji´s mouth. But his was most surely as disgusting so he didn´t complain. "He´s making me lose my mind. I´m acting like a fucking teenager over a teenager. What´s wrong with me?"

"What´s wrong with all of us adults" Auruo said from the counter. "The absent of love in our boring lives"

"Amen" Hanji said raising her bottle and frowning when she noticed it was empty. "But Love" she wondered aloud raising her brows at Levi. "Your life is taking a turn isn´t it?"

"Love" Levi muttered frowning. "The kid´s like fifteen"

"Sixteen" Auruo corrected him. "That Jaeger kid is sixteen"

"It doesn´t make any difference. I´m still five years older and even if he liked me back" Levi sipped at his bottle. "He´s got parents and stuff. And a sister that will practically cut my neck off if I even try to touch him"

"How do you know?" Hanji mocked. "She could be an angel"

"I know because I heard about how that Jean once tried hitting Eren and she broke his arm, one ankle, two broken fingers and an ugly eye" Levi pulled his headband and let it snap his forehead. "I can´t risk it. And her mom. She was so grateful to me and I don´t give a shit if she hates me but her husband´s the only doctor. What the fuck if something happens with Eren and after something happens to me and I break something or shit his father won´t see me. It´s too fucking complicated and stupid"

"You´re over thinking it" Hanji said adjusting her glasses.

"Still" he sighed and shook his head. "I won´t talk about it anymore"

"Anyways" Hanji called for Auruo. "I want anther beer"

"I think it´s enough for tonight" he said grabbing the bottle from her hands. He turned to Levi. "You too"

Levi just groaned some more when he felt his eyelids drooping and his head thumping a little too hard. "I´m out for tonight" He said tumbling a little as he exited the bar and kept on tumbling home. Levi chuckled as he could hear Hanji singing down the street, probably with Auruo or someone carrying her, and her complaints about being ´misunderstandeded´ and the night was still young and her too old.

But the kid kept nudging at his mind and he could literally burn from the anger the not knowing what was happening and how the brat made him feel every time he fucking smiled or blushed or anything. Levi kept on turning the subject in his mind, finding no other explanation other than he must be somehow involved with a professional or something. Maybe he had been training with someone and the dragon he had trained with had burnt his leg? But what about the missing Night Fury? Levi just knew there was some kind of link between the two cases. Must be…

"Levi, the kid´s an expert" Erwin beamed above him as he saw Eren do his magic once again. The kid was behind a burden with Annie beside him. Levi was on the arena, making sure they didn´t get themselves killed, but mostly watching out over Eren. He just knew there was something with him, and he was finding out.

Annie came out from the burden to approach the dragon, and when she got too close it blew her away, coming once again right to Eren´s burden. Levi watched amusedly as Jean came after the dragon from behind and stopped in his tracks when he saw that Eren had once more put the dragon down as soon as it came to him. He started to curse, throwing his hammer away and screaming in frustration and Levi had to admit, he was kind of pissed off himself.

It had been three days since the Zippleback incident and Eren had been putting down every dragon in his way; they would just collapse in front of him or back away or sniffle and then back away. Levi had followed him to the opening where he had found him the first time, but every time he caught up to him the kid would just vanish. Today Levi was getting there earlier and waiting for him to arrive. But for now he just watched the scene angrily.

Levi mumbled the words Eren always repeated since the first day. "That´s all? Because I have to uh…go do some stuff. I have to go"- and he was about to run away when Levi, unwillingly, stood in front of him with his axe raised to his neck. Those green marbles widened a little in worry, always worry, and Levi shook his head.

"Go where? Exactly?" He questioned impatiently but Erwin lowered his axe from Eren´s neck.

"Easy there" he warned and looked up to where Pixis stood with their wisest lady. The same old woman that had picked Levi five years ago, and she smiled down a him warmly. Levi bowed his head a little in respect of everything and kicked Eren´s shin for him to do the same and he did.

Annie and Jean came to stand beside Eren and Erwin raised his metal arm. Levi raised his brows in surprise, he hadn´t noticed The Election was today; the election of who would have the honor of slaying the Monstrous Nightmare. Pixis had invented the tradition that he best slayer, who was him, would first kill a dragon of the crowd´s choice first and then the chosen slayed his dragon. He also looked forward to that, or acted like he did anyways.

The arm went over Jean, and the lady shook her head, earning some boos and gasps of surprise; then over Annie and, surprisingly, shook her head no also; so that left-

"Eren" Erwin said turning him around as Levi prepared to sneak out of the arena. Plan´s still on, he thought as he slipped out, not before listening to Erwin saying "You´ll slay the Monstrous Nightmare!"

He sat on the largest rock of the opening, sharpening his axe as he waited in the silence of the forest for Eren to arrive. It wasn´t until exactly half an hour later that the rock blocking the entrance slid open and the sounds of Eren talking to himself arrived at his ears. "I´m going. This time I won´t hesitate. No, not even for him. Stop messing with my mind" he grumbled as he walked with his head hung into the grass. He dropped a bag with belts and straps on the grass in front of him before he raised his head and noticed him.

"Fucking shit" he cursed as he stumbled into the grass away from Levi. "What are you doing here?!"

Levi dropped his stone and jumped off the rock with his axe balancing on his shoulder. "What are you doing here?"

"Did you follow me here?" Eren answered his questions with more questions.

"Answer me first" Levi put his axe to his neck once again and Eren swallowed nervously. "Are you going somewhere? You are doing something to get so good on the dragons, aren´t ya? Maybe you discovered an herb?" he sounded like Hanji for heaven´s sake, but what was he supposed to ask?

"I´m not telling you" Eren shook his head. "No way in hell. Back away!"

"Not until you tell me"

"Back away I said!"

"Are you-"

And then Levi was the one backing away at the sound the kid made. He opened his mouth and instead of screaming or something he hissed. As in a dragon´s hiss.

"What the fuck?" Levi muttered as he say Eren´s eyes. His pupils had gone slit and he hissed once more before they went to normal. "Fucking explain!" Levi hurried him.

When Eren blew fire out of his mouth Levi just stared blankly at him. He started breathing heavily; Levi never got scared, but what the actual fuck, the kid just blew fire out of his mouth. Levi did the only thing he could: he swung his axe to the straps on his back and ran out on to the forest as quickly as his legs allowed him. Did Eren just blow fire off his mouth? No, no, no. It can´t be. I must be crazy. He shook his head to himself as a thought popped into his mind. What is he?

here it comes...