Oh no!


Oh no, no, no, no, no!

Oh no, no, no, no, no!


Oh great, I did it again.

I logged into WoW for another evening.

Oh Brother.

Some say it's just a game,

But that doesn't mean that it's not to blame.

'Cause I lose track of time, and

That is not good for my writing,

Oh God, what now?


Oops!...I logged into WoW,

Though I told myself that I would stay out.

Oh no, no, no, no.

Oops!...I logged in again.

Spent the whole weeke~nd

Hopping through Orgrimmar.


You see my problem is this:

I'm grinding away

Farming for mounts, reputation, and sets.

I cry, watching others

Fly by on Time Lost, Alani, and Alar

Then I lose track of time, and

Suddenly, it is 3 a.m.

Not tonight!


Oops!...I logged into WoW,

Breezed through Eye and Sarth, swung through Kharazhan

Oh no, no, no, no.

Oops! I logged in again.

At least now I ca~n

Make a hundred new bags!


Oh no, no, no, no, no!

Oh no, no, no, no, no!


"Alright, I gotta log."

"Kaaaat! Before you go, did you see my new pet?"

"Oh, it's adorable! But wait a minute, isn't that…?"

"Yeah, yes it is."

"But I thought they weren't coming out until the next patch."

"Well dude, all I know is they're spawning in Northrend now."

"Snap…this won't take too long…."


Oops!...I never logged out last night!

I stayed up all night role playing!

Oops!...You'd think I'd get help by now~

Oh look it's tumblr….


Oops!...I logged into WoW,

Queued up for some raids, and a few guild runs.

Oh no, no, no, no!

Oops!...I logged in again!

Better tend my fa~rm,

I gotta stock up my mats.


Oops! I logged into WoW,

There's so much to do, in this damn game!

Oh, why fight it now?

Oops!..I'm still logged in!

The grind never e~nds!

I am a~ddicted.