The Sex Alien
Hi readers so I started watching Torchwood because I finished Doctor Who. I just finished the second episode Day One and I wanted to make a crossover for Doctor Who and Torchwood for that episode. I made up my own name for the race of the alien in this episode and I made up the planet it came from.
Chapter 1
In the TARDIS of the 11th Doctor...
"Alright!" the Doctor pulled a lever.
River looked at the screen for where they were-or should she say when they were, saying confused, "Cardiff 2007?"
"Yep!"
"Sweetie this is quite boring."
The Doctor rolled his eyes and said to his beloved wife, "Look, River, I let you leave Stormcage with me for a date, not some adventure that involves Daleks or something."
"Well something that involves danger is actually fun."
"I can send you back to Stormcage if you want."
River sighed, "Fine."
"Oh and leave the hallucination lipstick." he added.
She grunted.
He continued, "It's a date not an adventure."
Or was it?
River hooked elbows with her husband as they strolled down the bustling streets of Cardiff. The sun was just perfect without much heat and the city was lively and healthy. The Doctor smiled. It was nice, a day like this with his wife. Nothing could go wrong. But then he spoke to soon when he saw a billboard with a newspaper on it. Title:
Man at Club Suddenly Disappears After Having Sex with a Woman
River looked at it with him and smiled, "Now this is an adventure."
At the club...
Gwen looked at the screen, watching the man turn to dust once he reached his climax with the girl. She wasn't shocked, in fact seeing this when you work with an immortal guy like Jack Harkness isn't supposed to surprise you. She still felt guilty for letting that alien go.
"So what now?" she asked Jack.
Toshiko said, "Well we do need to take the dust back and do some research."
"And we're going to have to find the girl," Owen added.
"With?" Gwen asked.
"Torchwood has data files of all the people in the world."
Gwen was shocked, "You guys can't have that, it's illegal!"
Jack said, "You know you should use the word 'we' instead of 'you.'"
Owen sighed, "Alright we should get going."
They left and headed back to their place. And before they disappeared Jack saw a funny man in a bow tie and a woman going inside the club. He shrugged and then left.
Doctor curiously examines the clip of the incident in the bathroom. They found the location of the club and went to go check it out. He's seen an alien done that before. Boy does it disgust him. The human boy had turned to dust when he was about to climax which means that the girl took his energy at the highest point during sex. He knew what alien it was. But he didn't remember the name.
River said beside him, "Well what is it?"
"The girl is not the alien."
"What?"
"The girl is just a vessel for the alien inside her."
"Well what is the alien called?"
"I don't know the name, but I know what it is."
"Which is?"
"It's an alien that takes energy when it reaches it's highest level of sex, which means during orgasm. By then a person is filled with energy but she takes all of it away from them before the energy is gone."
"So it takes all the energy when it reaches the victims climax. Thus killing him."
He nodded, looking at the manager of the cub, "Do you know if the woman left anything behind in the bathroom that we can use to find her?"
"Yes! She left lipstick!" the manager said.
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a stick of red, giving it to the Doctor.
The manager said, "Are you part of the previous group that came here to investigate?"
The Doctor gave him a look, "No, why? Did someone come before me?"
"Yeah."
"Who?"
"They kept themselves a secret, so I don't know."
The Doctor nods smiling and shaking the manager's hand, "Thank you."
He grabs his wife's hand, "C'mon River, we gotta go."
Back at Cardiff Torchwood...
"Tosh, found her?"
"Yeah."
Jack comes to the computer with the genius Asian, looking at the coordinates. He sees that red dot flashing like Christmas lights, indicating the location of the woman who turned the man into dust, Carys Fletcher.
"Not very far," she adds.
Jack claps his hands and says, "Alright! Gang Suit up!"
Back in the TARDIS...
"Well?" River said impatiently.
Doctor waited for the results, "Hold on, still working."
River moaned annoyingly.
Doctor rolled his eyes. He did a DNA scan of the lipstick so he could the matching DNA's location and track the girl down. But for some reason it was taking a while. And River easily loses her patience.
"How long is this gonna take?"
"I don't know! It varies on how much DNA is in the item! Maybe the girl barely used her lipstick and that's way the TARDIS is taking a while!"
Suddenly the screen showed a map, zooming in on a location. River came closer to look, and saw the green dot with an address next to it.
The Doctor did some typing and said, "Now let's find the residents."
The lost of residents came up and the first one was the girl at the club bathroom.
They opened her profile.
Carys Fletcher
Age: 19
Date of Birth: November 13, 1987
Origin: Cardiff
etc.
"Poor girl," River murmured, "being used as a host like that."
Doctor shuts the screen down and says, "We gotta find her."
Jack kicks the door down and sees Carys about to ride a postman. Tosh comes from behind her and hold her gun up. Gwen backed Jack up while Owen backed Tosh.
"Get out!" Jack tells the postman.
He does, scrambling out the door trying to put his pants up, but then another door in the room opens, revealing the same man and woman who went into the club after they left it.
The Doctor soniced the back door and turned the knob quickly, with River following him. They made their way in unfamiliar household and the Doctor just randomly opens a door, unexpectedly getting more than just Carys. He also found Jack Harkness.
"Jack!" The Doctor says shocked.
Jack gives him a look. Who was this guy?! And oh my fucking god he knows his name!
"Umm-"
"Oh my god how many years has it been, my good friend," the Doctor says shaking his hand endlessly. The rest of them looked at the two of them curiously. As Carys was about to escape, Owen puts handcuffs on her.
The Doctor kissed each of Jack's cheek, "My! You haven't changed! You still got the coat! And oh! Look the sonic gun! Oh I missed you, Jack Harkness!"
Doctor was about to hug him but Jack backed away, making the Doctor a little upset.
Jack started, "Umm...I appreciate all the compliments, but who are you?"
"What-I'm the Doctor!"
"Yeah, no, the Doctor has short spikey hair and a coat. You've got a bow tie and long hair. And besides the way you're acting isn't like him-"
The Doctor face palmed and cut him off, "Uggh! We're not meeting in the right order! How does this happen?! I mean I understand River, but how do I not meet you at the right time?!"
Jack gave a confused look, "Ummm..."
The Doctor sighed and said, "Jack, you and I aren't meeting in the right time order right now, so I know you but you don't know me-well you know the 10th Doctor-but I regenerated again, so this," the Doctor spins around, "is the next Doctor."
Jack says, "Okay prove it. What happened when the two of us met in 1941 in London?"
"The nanogenes that were in the hospital box you found were released and put on a boy with a gas mask, causing him to spread his injuries as he searched for his mother."
"Who was the mother?"
"Nancy."
"What happened during the war with the Daleks on Satellite 5?"
"You were exterminated by a Dalek but Rose brought you back to life, but also made you immortal."
Jack gave him a look, "Is that really how I can't die?"
The Doctor nods, "Any more questions?"
"Wait," Jack takes an X ray scanner out of his body, putting it in front of the man-he-didn't-believe-was-the-Doctor, and dropped his jaw. 2 hearts. He's the Doctor. Jack put away his x ray scanner in shock and looked at the 11th Doctor.
The Doctor says with a satisfied smile and putting his arms out, "Well? Hug?"
Jack smiles and pulls the two of them into a tight, long embrace. The others of Torchwood stared, confused of who this "Doctor" was and who was the woman with her. River watched, confused who the other man was.
They broke away an Jack said, "God, you never cease to make me believe you, Doctor!"
Doctor chuckled, "Haha! Well it's difficult when I always regenerate!"
The others cleared their throats. Jack and Doctor looked at them.
Jack said pointing towards Doctor, "Oh! Guys this is my friend, The Doctor!"
Jack points back at the rest of Torchwood, "Doctor, this is Gwen, Toshiko, and Owen. We're all in Torchwood."
The Doctor smiles, "Hi everyone! I'm the Doctor. Behind me is my wife River Song-"
"Wait! Wait! You're married?!" Jack asks.
"In the future."
"Oh!"
Gwen asks, "Sorry but Doctor Who?"
The Doctor says, "Nothing, just the Doctor!"
"Oh yeah I probably shouldn't say this but he's alien." Jack says.
Owen, Toshiko, and Gwen point their guns at the Doctor. The Doctors holds his arms up.
Jack adds, "Who saved the world like a lot of fucking times so put the damn guns down!"
They put the guns down.
"Thank you," Jack says.
Owen asked him, "What kind of alien are you?"
"I'm a Time Lord."
"Time Lord?"
"We study the laws of time and space and have the ability to travel through the time vortex aka I'm an alien time traveler from the planet Gallifray."
"So you can travel anywhere in time?"
"Yeah."
The others besides River were impressed. She rolled her eyes and huffed. Show off.
"Now I have a feeling you didn't come here because you knew I was here." Jack says knowingly.
"Nope! We were looking for Carys."
Tosh adds, "For?"
"Well we read the newspaper at the incident of the club and tracked her down so we could find the intention of the alien's plan and so on."
"We were as well, since you probably know already that we're Torchwood."
"Yeah actually in your future you tell my past self that you work in Torchwood and I get mad, but this is future me, so I'm not that surprised."
Jack shrugged. River chimes in, "Okay boys, I know you guys like this reunion and all but we have a job to do about an alien inside a girl's body that won't stop killing people."
"Right! Umm Jack can we come back to Torchwood to help you?"
"I was gonna ask the genius who knows more about aliens than I do the same thing."
Doctor smiled, "Genius, huh? I like it."
Gwen seals the door of Carys' cage. River and Tosh were using the computers to make analyzes for Carys body to find if there is any defects. Doctor and Jack were laughing and joking about what has happened lately. Owen was supposed to watch what Carys was doing from a camera they set up, but instead he was looking at a porn magazine. Everyone was doing something in the Torchwood basement.
Doctor said looking around amused, "Quite a nice place you got here."
Jack takes another sip of beer, "Yep, it took a while to construct."
"So I have to guess you used a perception field on the exit of the base didn't you."
Jack chuckled, "And I didn't even have to tell you to get you to realize it."
Owen looks at the screen of Carys' cage and finds Gwen going inside the prison to comfort a hurt Carys, but Carys was deceiving her actually so she pulled Gwen into a make out session. Owen whistled. This was good stuff. He put the porn magazine down. He propped his feet onto his desk and put his hands on the back of his head.
"Guys, come and see this."
The rest gathered around and the girls covered their mouths when they saw what happened. The Doctor looked worried and Jack whistled. Tosh ran back to her computer and looked at the analysis.
"She's being controlled. Someone go into the cell to stop her." Tosh says quickly.
The Doctor was about to go until River stopped him, "No, not you, not if that woman is going to shag my husband."
"Then you're not going if she's going to shag my wife," he says.
"I'll go," Jack says, running to the cells.
"Of course the flirtatious one goes," the Doctor jokes.
"I heard that!" Jack responds.