Individual Rules
Johnny:
46. Don't EVER put Johnny in a small space! Ever!
(Heavy panic attacks! Gah!)
47. Don't let Johnny cook or bake anything that requires a burned.
(He uses himself)
48. Johnny is not allowed to 'flame on' in the training room.
(Bills. Large bills. We need better insurance.)
49. Don't ask Johnny to go supernova.
(He either get's depressed, does do it, or tells you that's bad.)
50. Johnny is not allowed to play difficult video games.
(When he gets mad he heats, up and when he heats up the controllers melt.)
Peter
51. Peter is not allowed to web swing in the halls.
(For an hour afterward, it looks like Tony brought out the Halloween decorations)
52. If Peter comes back wounded, let Gwen deal with it.
(He acts funny afterward, and turns red whenever you walk into the room.)
53. Don't let Peter prank Gwen.
(She breaks up with him, but then they get back together. Wither way, he still gets depression for a few days.)
54. Don't talk about 'the clock tower' around Peter.
(I told him about it, he leaves the area to go cry in his room.)
55. Peter is not allowed to bring back supervillians so Tony can build things to hold them.
(The tower had police around it for weeks!)
Bruce
56. Bruce is not allowed to have large amounts of sugar.
57. Don't bug Bruce when he's working.
58. Don't pretend the world is in peril around Bruce.
(Panic attacks! Heavy panic attacks!)
59. Don't ask Bruce if he wants a motorcycle.
(He still gets embarrassed about the whole incident where he had to steal one.)
60. Bruce cannot play Mario Kart. Especially the Rainbow Bridge (AKA the Bifrost, due to Thor's insistence)
(Even though he should be good at these things he always swerves.)
Tony
61. Don't leave your technology around Tony.
(He hacks it and finds out all of your darkest secrets.)
62. Don't play truth or dare with Tony.
(I dared him to float down the Hudson river. He actually did it. With nothing but an intertube and a beer)
63. Don't take Tony's suit for a ride.
(Clint learned not to the hard way)
64. Tony cannot hack into videogames.
(It's just not fair, and eventually he ends up trying to buy the company)
65. Don't dare Tony to buy a big company.
(He almost bought Disney once!)
Natasha
66. When Natasha says she needs space, she needs space.
(Again, Clint learned the hard way.)
67. Don't ask Natasha to spar with you.
(You won't be able to move for weeks. At best you'll end up with a broken something)
68. Don't spy on Natasha to see how her hair gets from long and straight to curly and short every other day.
(*sigh* Clint)
69. Don't go into Natasha's room.
(Johnny did once. [accidently] apparently he has nightmares about it)
70. Don't tell Natasha she's not scary.
(She will appear when you least expect it. Johnny also still has nightmares.)
Clint
71. Don't dare Clint to do stupid things.
(He will)
72. Don't ask Clint how to show you how to shoot his bow.
73. Don't go into the air vents.
(They are Clint's 'secret passages')
74. Don't joke about flying around Clint.
(He gets very emotional)
75. Don't give Clint too much caffeine at once.
Gwen
76. Don't ask Gwen if she's afraid of heights.
(She'll ask you right back... and that doesn't always end well.)
77. Don't prank Gwen.
(She will get you back. She will. And good.)
78. Gwen cannot stay up late to study.
(She's almost worse than Tony)
79. Gwen cannot go into the lab with Tony.
(She gets all huge eyed and nerdy and Tony gets all huge eyes and sappy. Then Peter gets ticked)
80. Don't ask Gwen for help with anything.
(She gets all professional and strict like.)
Pepper
81. Do not under any circumstance ask Pepper to go shopping unless it is an absolute emergency!
(Self explanatory)
82. Don't ask Pepper for business tips.
(She goes on and on and on and on...)
83. Don't mess with Pepper in the morning.
(Just... don't)
84. Pepper is not allowed to have any access to any credit cards.
(Self explanatory)
85. Pepper cannot be pranked often.
(Rage quits and coffee!)
Thor
86. Thor is not allowed to use any machines that he can't work on his own.
(We have a room just for replacements)
87. Don't ask Thor to take you on the Bifrost.
88. Don't ask Thor to take you flying.
(I sicked over the Empire State building, I don't think the people below took very kindly to it.)
89. Don't tell Thor the people on TV or real.
(He tries to 'free them from the confines of the box')
90. Don't tell Thor what to say to people when he meets them.
(There was monkey noises, chest bumps, bear hugs, and running around like a chicken with it's head cut off.)
91. Thor is not allowed to sing 'Friday' or 'Never Getting Back Together' or any other annoying songs such as 'Gangan Style' at all. Period.
Logan
92. Don't ask Logan about Deadpool.
(He gets very grouchy. At least grouchier than usual.)
93. Don't tell Logan he's fat.
(He'll tell you to go ** yourself.)
94. Don't ask Logan if he wants to be in the Hunger Games.
(Just... Don't. #Clint)
95. Do cuddle with Logan!
(He is actually pretty nice to cuddle with. He's like a big soft Teddy Bear! [Don't tell him I said that])
96. Don't tell Logan he needs to shave. Or shower.
(He can handle himself. Even though he does stink sometimes... and when he occasionally cuts the bread after battle... ugh.)
Sam
97. Don't tease Sam about his age.
(He's actually pretty mature for fourteen.)
98. No one is allowed to ever bring in a rabbit, look at pictures or videos of rabbits, play rabbit noises, or speak of rabbits when Sam is in the room.
(He has the worstphobia of rabbits for some reason. Like, he wakes up screaming.)
99. Don't ask Sam to go supernova.
(*Gulp*)
100. (yay!) Sam cannot fly in the hallways.
101. Sam is good to cuddle with.
Steve
102. Do not ask Steve to tell you about his experiences in WW2.
(As I said, on and on and on and on and on...)
103. Don't ask Steve about Bucky.
104. Don't ask Steve about Peggy.
105. Don't tell Steve he's doing something wrong.
(He'll sigh and say, 'I'm fine.' or give you 'the look'. [Gwen has one too!])
106. Steve cannot leave the tower on his own.
(He got lost in the city the first time. Poor guy.)