Konoha (Karma) University
Chapter 4
Chapter song: MCR- Teenagers
AN: It's here! Chapter 4 of K.U.! I meant to upload this on the first, but I was busy with damn college... sigh... well, anyways! Here is your Karma goodness! This chapter made me laugh while writing it and really sent my mind into overdrive! But, you shall find out why soon ja! Hmm, dare I say this is the last pg17 chapter? Maybe... then maybe not... you shall wait until next month to see! Things are gaining speed though and once they get moving there is little to no stopping it! But, let me shut up and let you get to reading! Have fun my little ones!
Note: Suna Akurei, Hyūga Hisae, Kojika Nara © Anna Uzumaki
Pairing(s): Naruto/Sasuke With: Neji/Gaara, Shika/Kiba, Sakura/Lee, Hinata/Shino, Ino/Choji, Kankuro/Kojika, Temari/Tenten, Itachi/Kyuubi, Hidan/Kakuzo, Pein/Konan, Deidara/Sasori. later mentioned pairings.
Warning(s): Yaoi, lemon(s) in later chapters, sexual content (Duh!), slight nuggets of OOC-ness (bear with me), adult language, blood/gore, angst, drama, possible rape and KARMA.
Disclaimer: Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto
August {week One} D.P.O.V. (Different points of view)
"Aw man, that class was so borin'! All we did was watch slides and answer insane questions!" Naruto wined as the group headed towards the central part of the campus, which was were one of the weekly events was currently taking place. Today's 10:40am break would be especially lively, as it was the first day of classes and all, if not just the majority, of the freshmen would be there without a doubt, but the group went only for the simple fact that a few of their close friends and family would also be there.
"Well it was your idea that we should all make sure we took a class together, even if it wasn't in everyone's curriculum, so no complainin'!" Sakura reminded him and swatted the back of his head playfully.
"Honestly Naruto, that class should be fairly easy. All the questions are all statistical facts if you take the time to think about them." Neji mentioned as he walked alongside Gaara, who was busy texting into his phone.
"You would say that wouldn't you? Is there anythin' that you don't find 'Statistically' easy given the proper facts?" Naruto glared annoyingly at the long haired brunette.
"Not really." Neji smirked cockily at the peeved blonde.
"Hahah, Naruto, you should already know that Neji and Shika are freakishly smart!" Kiba joked and threw his arm around the lazily walking Nara.
"Kiba, it's not our fault that you and Naruto don't pay attention." Shikamaru playfully pointed out.
"I do pay attention!" The blonde and brunette males shouted at the same time, causing most of the group to laugh at their foolishness. Of course excluding Shino, Sasuke and Gaara… who was still busily texting away, until he finally spoke and brought the laughing group to a pause.
"Hey, Sasori just said they're about to start any minute now." Gaara announced and finally pocketed his phone.
"It's already 10:38, you think we'll be able to get close enough to actually see what's happenin'?" Sasuke asked as he looked ahead and frowned towards their destination, where other students were hurriedly gathering and the crowd that was already present seemed like an impenetrable mass. 'I really don't wanna be in the middle of that.' The pale Uchiha sighed internally.
"Not to worry guys! Kyuu already talked to Bee yesterday and he's gonna let us up in the DJ booth, so we've got the best sets for the show!" Naruto announced proudly.
"That's totally awesome!" Ino, Sakura and Tenten all thrilled happily.
"That's pretty sweet." Shino smirked and took hold of Hinata's hand.
"It really is. We'll have t-to thank Kyuubi afterwards." Hinata smiled and blushed ever so slightly at Shino's hold.
"Well let's get goin' everyone! There's no time to waste!" Lee shouted excitedly as he grabbed Sakura's hand and took off towards the ever growing crowd of students.
"Gah, Lee! Not so fast!" Sakura shrieked as Lee practically dragged her in his excited state. As they scurried away from the group, Ino and Choji quickly followed after them, with Tenten hot on their heels. Hinata and Shino, however, walked at their own pace along with Neji and Gaara, leaving a sneaky looking Naruto and Kiba to smirk devilishly at the two remanding ravens.
"Don't even think about it." Sasuke and Shika warned in sync.
"Oh, I dare alright!" Kiba barked out as he grabbed the lazy raven and made a mad dash towards the DJ booth, all but dragging Shikamaru behind him.
"Hahah, Just come on Sasuke." Naruto grinned and threw his arm around a slightly glaring Sasuke. 'Man, Shika's gonna kill Kiba.' The blonde thought as he watched how Shika struggled to keep from falling.
"Hn." Sasuke lessened his glare in favor of a slight smile and walked briskly after their crazy friends.
As they walked up to the mass of student bodies, music blaring from the speakers placed all around the student union, they easily made their way to the outer deck of the union that overlooked the crowded event and entered the tricked out DJ station, where a brown skinned very muscular male with braided blonde hair, dark shades and two blue horns tattooed on his left cheek, was expertly spinning the records. With the horn cheeked male busily mixing the music, Naruto and Sasuke, realizing they had a few more moments before the main event took place, went to sit against the railings where their anxious friends were already currently either sitting or standing, with the exception of Lee, Kiba, Ino and Sakura who were dancing around the deck like they hadn't danced in years. When in reality, it was only a few days if that much. The rest of the group watched the four of them with amused expressions, as Sakura and Lee began grinding against each other as the music changed, none of them even noticing the DJ's approach.
"Yo Yo Naruto, what's 'da scoop wit' you 'nd ya big ass group?" The muscular DJ rhymed at the blonde and stuck his fist out.
"Aye Yo Bee, nuthin' out 'da ordinary 'nd shit's 'da same as ya can see!" Naruto rhymed back and bumped his fist against the brown skin males.
"Oh my god, you've gotta be kiddin' me." Sasuke rolled his eyes at the exchange and leaned against the wall. 'I can't believe they're doin' that, I hope he doesn't expect me to….' He mentally trailed off and shook his head.
"Well if it isn't baby U-chi-ha, as always it's good to fuckin' see ya!" Bee grinned at Sasuke and turned his fist to him.
"Yeah, well, ya know me 'nd it's good seein' ya Killer Bee." Sasuke rhymed and bumped his fist with a smirk, which caused Bee's grin to widen considerably as he turned to greet the slouching raven next to him.
"Shika my man, wuz'sup? Glad to see ya're finally up!" Bee greeted and raised his fist.
"Man Bee, I really need a fag 'cause this cloudless day is such a drag." Shikamaru smirked and fisted Bee, who laughed loudly at the statement. (1)
"Hey, Hinata ya're not as shy as ya were with the last, Shino must be a real blast." Bee turned on Hinata, who was leaning into the mentioned male and offered his fist.
"Well I am much older now, so d-don't look at me like 'Holy cow'." Hinata rhymed with a blush, which caused the whole group to chuckle, and put her fist to his with a quick glance to a certain whisker cheeked male, who smiled warmly at her once their eyes connected. Next up was a now un-hooded Shino, though his shades stayed firmly in place.
"Yo Shino 'sup buggy? I'd be lying if I said ya weren't far from bein' ugly!" The braided blonde grinned, raised his fist and surprisingly removed his shades.
"That's a mighty fine compliment and this rhyme is my subsequent." Shino smirked and removed his shades as well before bringing his fist to bump Bee's. Like Bee had said, to say Shino wasn't far from being ugly was a HUGE lie, Shino was beyond sexy and handsome, he was damn near on the same level with the Uchiha brothers and the Uzumaki brothers. Not that the other boys in their group weren't as good looking, which they all were, but they were just on a different level.
"Neji, last time ya stood tall, not rhyming, no not at all. But 'dis time will you resist 'da call?" Bee challenged the grey eyed brunette next and put his fist right in front of his face, only because the last time they all hung out with Bee, Neji had somehow wriggled his way out of the fist bump greeting ritual and now he had no way out.
"Bee, you're a guy who always initiates a fist bump, but when I look at your crotch I hardy see a lump." Neji retorted and knocked his pale fist against a now flabbergasted Bee's, it was almost comical how nearly everyone in the group let out an 'Ooo!' at Neji's comeback. But Bee recovered himself quickly and laughed loudly at the remark before turning to his next opponent.
"My my Gaara can it be? I swear ya blood hair is even redder than Nagato and Sasori's! 'Lot of time has passed since our last rhyme attack, but man is it good to have ya back!" Bee nearly shouted and, as per usual, offered his fist.
"Rhymes that and rhymes this, but to bump ya fist Bee I wouldn't miss." Gaara smiled slightly and bumped his fist to Bee's.
"Yo Choji it's amazing to see, ya're not as chubby as ya use to be!" The braided male commented with a smirk at his next opponent.
"Back in the day I would've kick ya ass, but this is the present and that was 'da past." Choji smiled around a Bbq potato chip and connected their fists.
"Yo Tenten how ya been? I haven't seen ya since I don't know when!" Bee turned to the dual bun brunette girl, who had spun around from looking out over the crowd, as if she'd been searching for someone in particular.
"Hey Bee, it's been to long! And aren't you looking mighty strong." Tenten raised a brunette brow and knocked fist with the smugly smiling DJ. As they bumped fist Bee turned to see that his next opponents had ceased their dancing and were currently overlooking the crowd below, at some sort of dance-off between a group of gathered students. The look in their eyes clearly showed that they wanted to join in, but once hearing someone clear their throat the four ogling friends whipped around to see Bee smirking at them.
"Bee ma' dude, ya've seriously gotten every in a dancing mood!" Kiba shouted excitedly and motioned to the crowd before bumping fists.
"Aye Yo DJ'in' is ma' specialty, for ma' name is Killer Bee! Ayeee!" Bee returned the bump and craned his thumb to his chest in acknowledgement.
"Bee it is always great to see, that you are so full of youth just like me!" Lee exclaimed loudly and swung his fist into Bee's, who sent an equally powerful fist bump as the bushy male.
"I swear Bee ya must've fallen from the same loud tree, as Naruto, Kiba and Lee." Sakura laughed and touched her fist to the blonde haired DJ, then shifted her gaze at the mentioned bushy brow male.
"Yo Sakura with hair like bubblegum, like ya name ya're as beautiful as a cherry blossom!" Bee complimented and, none too gently, bumped her fist.
"Okay okay, enough with 'da rhymes, right now it's party time!" Ino shrieked and raised he fist in for the final bump.
"Yo Yo Ino, right ya be, just look over there 'nd tell me what ya see!" Bee connected the last bump greeting and pointed behind the pale blonde haired girl.
As everyone turned to the object that had been pointed out, the crowd below erupted in a loud roar at who had finally made their appearance. All the friends that were once sitting in the upper level of the DJ booth stood up once they spotted a group of six wearing long flowing black robes with small red clouds on them and the hoods purposely pulled up to hide their faces. Behind them were six other groups, whose size varied from two to four. The second group, which consisted of two females, followed closely behind the first as though they were part of the same group. Of the two females, one had sandy blonde that was tied into four spiky ponytails and the other female was tanned and had seriously hot pink hair, which flowed past her shoulders to the middle of her back. They both wore slightly shorter robes that were black and only outlined in red.
The other six groups that followed, however, didn't wear robes but instead some wore matching jackets and some wore matching vests. As the groups made their way to the center of the crowd, a certain blonde hair male was ready to explode with excitement and the need to shout out a certain name, but he knew way better than to do that before the hooded group revealed themselves, and instead joined in the roaring of the crowd, along with Kiba, Lee, Sakura, Tenten and Bee. Though, once the first group came to a stop in the middle of the crowd, which had moved away giving them a wide area to themselves, everyone quickly silenced their cheering as soon as one of the hooded males spoke. Well, shouted was more like it.
"QUIET!" One of the red cloud robed males yelled, efficiently causing the crowd to shut up with what could very well be described as fear.
"Aw, don't be like that! They're here to have fun, not to be reprimanded." A second red cloud robed male crooned.
"I swear you're only makin' me reconsider your punishment!" The first hooded male hissed, which was barely even heard by the surrounding crowd.
"Will you two stop bickerin'? You've been goin' at it since you came to the house." A slightly taller male growled and then looked around the crowd, which was on the verge of another screeching outbreak.
"But now that we've got their attention… Shall we get started?" A noticeably shorter figure said, though whether it was a boy or girl was a bit confusing, because the person was standing with the males of the group but sounded as if they should be standing with the girls behind them.
"Hn, right." The first male agreed.
"Yeah yeah." The second nodded.
"Temari, Tayuya, if you'll please." The third male suggested and turned around to the silent standing girls, who then nodded and stepped forward.
"Alright everyone, today the brothers of Alpha Psi Beta and we, the sisters of Psi Alpha Sigma, have something we'd like to tell you!" Temari announced and turned to the tanned pinkette.
"Hn, Brothers, if you would please grace this crowd with your handsome faces." Tayuya instructed the males of the red cloud group. When the boys did as told, the crowd once again erupted into sea of cheering as they saw who was hidden under the hoods. Of course, as soon as they did, the group of friends in the DJ booth began to shout out the names of those in the fraternity, who all wore stoic expressions.
"KYUUBI! YEAH BRO!" Naruto hollered over the crowd and easily managed to catch the attention of said redhead, who sneakily winked at his loud little brother and even managed to keep a calm face with just the hint of a smirk on his lips.
"ITACHI! LOOKING GOOD OLD MAN!" Sasuke shouted excitedly towards the longed haired raven that stood beside Kyuubi, said raven obviously heard his little brother from the twitch of his eye and the smirk he was trying to hold at bay, but knew that he was unable to turn his way.
"Aw man! Even Tobi and Obito are here, OBITO, TOBI!" Kiba exclaimed and climbed onto the railing of the second story deck in his excitement.
"Yeah, I didn't know they'd be here today. I mean they graduated like three years ago." Sasuke smirked at the two additional Uchiha's below, both males had short bushy hair, one of which wore a pair of orange tinted sunglasses and the other had what could only be described as 'The phantom of the opera' mask on, only a dull orange color, which covered the left half of his face.
"Cool! Haku and Zabuza are here to! Awesome, I haven't seen them since the beginnin' of the summer!" Sakura beamed and shouted the names of another mask wearing male, though his only covered his nose, mouth and neck, and another male that could seriously pass for a woman as well.
"Sheesh, Haku still looks like a girl even after all this time!" Ino laughed and joined Sakura in here shouting.
"Aw crap, Temari…" Shikamaru groaned, "You should'a told me she was gonna be here Gaara." He continued towards the teal eyed Suna and leaned against the railing, where Kiba was still perched on. 'Man, she already damn near killed me when she found out about the first time I slept with Kiba, if she finds out that we're in a relationship… this is gonna be troublesome.' He inwardly surmised.
"Oh shut it Shika, you act as if she's gonna kill you." Tenten laughed and playfully punched the brooding raven. 'I'm the one who should be sulking. She's so bi-polar.' She mentally sighed.
"Heheh, Tenten, you're only stickin' up for her because you two made up again," Gaara chuckled and grinned as Tenten stuck her tongue out at his observation. 'Those two fight more than anyone else I know.' The blood haired male thought. "And I didn't even know she was gonna be here Shika, I'm just as surprised." He mentioned to the sulking Nara. As he explained to Shika, both of the short haired ravens in the fraternity stepped forward and signaled for the crowed to silence themselves.
"My my, it's so good to come back to K.U, and it's even better to see all the new young faces of its students!" Tobi gushed and spun around in a small circle to look at the surrounding figures.
"And what's even better is that we have a special announcement, as Temari so graciously stated." Obito confirmed with a huge cocky grin, "Little brother 'Condemner' why don't you inform your fellow students of it?" He looked back to Itachi who gave a single nod. (2)
"Everyone, as you can see, all of K.U's Fraternities and sororities have come together to this 10:40 break. Usually that doesn't happen as you should know, well, at least no more than three have ever been here at once, but today we all came to an agreement that we would like to be here when this announcement is made and that is..." Itachi paused and looked around at all the anxious faces of the students, and then up to his Sasuke and his friends, who were practically leaning completely over the railings, "The Fraternities of Alpha Psi Beta, Iota Gamma Omega, Gamma Sigma Psi, Beta Psi Phi and the Sororities of Psi Alpha Sigma, Phi Kappa Phi, Rho Zeta Theta and Delta Phi Zeta, are opening our doors soon to any willing and daring people who wish to pledge!" The long haired raven announced. The following silence that fell over the large crowd, was one of pure shock and before they could explode into another fit of cheering, Kyuubi spoke up.
"Buuut, as to how you'll all gain more info about how to pledge, is up to your info gathering skills little ones!" The redhead reiterated with a smug smirk. 'Hell, the only people who really have a fat chance are those in Naruto's little group!' he presumably thought.
At that last statement the crowd then burst into the wildest frenzy yet, some even high fived while others flailed around like lunatics. Usually matters such as the one just announce where told in privacy or announced on flyers that were placed around rarely frequented parts of the school for any lucky student to come across, so the fact that they decided to make a formal announcement of pledging for all the Fraternities and Sororities was utterly astounding. As the students on the ground shouted excitedly, the group of friends on the upper level of the student union in the DJ booth was already conversing about this announcement to pledge.
"I can't believe this! How couldn't Kyuu and Itachi tell us about this ahead of time?" Naruto whined to the small crowd in upper deck.
"Maybe they just found out when they went to their Fraternity house this mornin'?" Sasuke furrowed his brow in thought. 'I supposed that would make since, but…' He mentally trailed off as Gaara spoke.
"I don't think they were supposed to tell us though, their bonds to their brotherhoods are seriously strong." Gaara pointed out.
"Kiba did Hana t-tell you anything?" Hinata asked.
"Ha! I wish, trust me if she had told me anythin' about this announcement, I would'a definitely told you guys as soon as I found out! She's just as committed to her sisters as the others." Kiba barked out a laugh and crossed his arms in mild aggravation.
"Yo Gaara, Kiba what you say is true, Samui has told me most of what they do, but this announcement here, even I had no clue." Bee said from behind the turn-table.
"So, are you all gonna pledge?" Shino asked from where he was still seated, having been the only one who hadn't bothered to stand, since he could easily see the Greeks from where he was seated near the railing.
"HELL YEAH!" The whole group shouted, excluding Hinata, Neji and Gaara who simply nodded their heads in confirmation. However, Shikamaru's only response was the slight paling of his face as he saw the door to their deck open to expose a blonde female with four spiky ponytails. 'Great…' Shika mentally groaned.
"What're ya'll shoutin' about?" A female voice questioned from the union door that lead to the deck, having heard this voice the whole group whipped around to see Temari, who was the one who had spoken, and the one Shikamaru had spotted first, followed by Tayuya, Kyuubi, Itachi, Obito, Tobi, Haku and finally Zabuza walking out onto the deck.
"Temari!" Tenten shrieked and all but bounced over to the spiky ponytailed blonde, "You look so cute in your sorority robe!" She complemented and gave Temari a searing kiss, which the blonde gladly returned with equal force and causing someone in the group to clear their throat.
"Sheesh, will you two get a room?" Shikamaru asked in what almost could've been a pleading voice and having said that, the two females with a serious PDA disease ceased their little make-out session and smirked cockily at the lounging raven.
"Jealous much Shika?" Temari inquired. 'How I use to put up with him is still a mystery to me.' She mused inwardly.
"Only in your dreams." Shika said through a yawn and shook his head slowly. Which Temari laughed hysterically at, before quickly recovering herself.
"If you were in my dreams, it would be a nightmare, lazy-ass." Temari joked and gave Tenten another quick kiss before sitting down on one of the many couches on the deck, at which Shikamaru chose to ignore.
"Well, now that that's over…. from the shouting you were just doin' I'm guessin' that you all liked our big announcement, so which Greek are you going with?" Haku asked and undid the bun in his hair, letting it flow free only to collect in the hood of his robe, though if not for the robe it would've undoubtedly flowed down to his waist.
"Wouldn't you like to know, if we did have something in mind we shouldn't tell anyone right?" Sakura mentioned and raised a pink brow at the seriously feminine looking man.
"No no Sakura! You can tell us, you all can tell us!" Tobi exclaimed before Haku could even open his mouth to answer her question and clasped his hands together in excitement.
"Well, if we were goin' to tell you guy's anythin', don't you think we should wait for the others to finish up down there so they can hear what we have to say?" Sasuke mentioned to his hyper cousin and jerked his thumb to the other members in the Fraternities and Sororities that were still putting on a show in the crowd below.
"Yeah, Sasori, Deidara, Hana, Rin and Kojika are gonna want to be here when we say what we're gonna do." Gaara second, 'Though it should already be pretty obvious to which one we'll join.' He continued in thought.
"You here that Tobi? Now stop pestering them." Zabuza said in a voice that was damn near a growl to the overly animated masked Frat brother.
"Aww! But whyyy?" Tobi whined and crossed his arms.
"Calm down Tobi, for cryin' out loud if I didn't know any better, I'd swear you have the intelligence of an adolescent." Itachi smirked at his pouting cousin, who childishly stuck his tongue out at his slightly younger cousin.
"Ugh, all this bickering is making me hungry. Can't we finish this up in the café?" Choji groaned as he crumpled the now empty bag of Bbq chips he'd been munching on.
"I gotta agree with Choji on that man, I haven't had a chance to eat since last night!" Naruto sighed and leaded back into the railing.
"That sounds like a good idea, plus, it's gotta be a lot less noisy there right now than here." Sasuke grimaced at a high pitched wail that pierced the air, proving his point nicely.
"Hahah, okay okay, point well taken, let's go," Obito laughed and stood beside the door as the others filed out, all except for the hot pink haired sorority sister, "Tayuya, are you coming?" He asked as she headed over to the turn tables where Bee was currently setting up a loop record.
"Naw, I'ma replace Bee for a bit, after all, who can turn better than me?" The tanned pinkette smirked smugly at the look she received from the brown skinned blonde male beside her.
"Tayuya, you do turn pretty good lil' ma, but to turn better than me would take an eternity!" Bee rhymed and offered his fist.
"Bee, you're so full of bull, ya know it's my mixes that make the boys AND girls drool!" Tayuya smirked smugly, almost devilishly, and crashed her fist with his.
"Hahah." Bee laughed and mussed up her hair before heading past Obito, and after everyone else.
"Go easy on them 'Reaper'." The orange tinted glasses wearing Uchiha shook his head before turning to leave. 'Those students are going to be like zombies once this is over.' He inwardly smirked.
"Ha! No promises there 'Goggles'." Tayuya barked out a laugh and turned back towards the turn table to begin her hypnotizing array of music.
AN: Gracious! This chapter really had my brain going into overdrive, what with all that rhyming! I literally stared at my laptop for about 30 minutes trying to figure out what Hinata should've said, and to tell the truth I'm still not all too thrilled about the outcome. But regardless, now it's time to define the numbering, (1) Fag, as you all should know, is what most European people use for the word cigarette, and yes, Shika does smoke in this story. (2) You may be wondering why Obito referred to Itachi as 'Condemner' well, that is what people who are in a Greek are called, as well as other personal names, once they cross, hence he is being called by his line name, along with Tayuya and Obito. Others line names will be mentioned later and if you have any suggestions for the characters I will make Greeks, I would appreciate it! So, until next time, Ja ne! P.s. Did you catch on to any pervious relationships between some of the group members?
AN2: Saa, so ends another taxing chapter! I hope you all liked it! I do, but what matters is if you all did, don't be afraid to leave your thoughts on it! Hmm, I don't know what else to say... Oh, from here on the chapters will have theme songs as well! Fun right? I meant to put them in earlier chapters but have yet to get to doing so... I might do it now... but its kinda late, you guys can wait right? Well, until next time! Mata ne!
Reason for song: Because greeks are a bit scary and they want to change you!
Please note: Kojika Nara, Suna Akurei, Hyūga Hisae are mine, well my versions of Neji, Hinata and Gaara's parents names, as well as Shikamaru's sister's name. But mine none the less.
- Anna Uzumaki