AN: Could it be! I finally remembered to upload this story on time! WOO! You all are so lucky ne? Lol. Ah so, as I said before, once the Lemony goodness starts, its hard to stop! I won't babble on this time however! am still exhausted from working sooooo much... which sadly means that 'ROYALTIES' will be pushed back just a bit more... ~~; I am eternally sorry for such news, but hopefully this will make up for it! ^^ Enjoy my lovelies!

Note: Suna Akurei, Hyūga Hisae, Kojika Nara © Anna Uzumaki

Pairing(s): Naruto/Sasuke With: Neji/Gaara, Shika/Kiba, Sakura/Lee, Hinata/Shino, Ino/Choji, Kankuro/Kojika, Temari/Tenten, Itachi/Kyuubi, Hidan/Kakuzo, Pein/Konan, Deidara/Sasori. later mentioned pairings.

Warning(s): Yaoi, lemon(s) in later chapters, sexual content (Duh!), slight nuggets of OOC-ness (bear with me), adult language, blood/gore, angst, drama, possible rape and KARMA.

Disclaimer: Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto


Konoha (Karma) University

Chapter 7

Chapter song: Big Bang - Lollipop

{Flashback}

'Are you serious?' Kiba shouted in disbelief as he and a few males from their group walked into the café for lunch. Well, it was the end of the semester, so ones only guess was that the chefs would get creative… right?

'Wow…' Neji and Gaara both deadpanned as they looked at the menu inside the café and then towards the various food stands.

'Oh man what a drag! I could've gone straight home if I'd know this is what they'd be servin'.' Shikamaru drawled out.

'Are you crazy? This is GREAT, 'bout time they serve somethin' worthwhile!' Sasuke grinned and quickly walked to the nearest tomato riddled service stand and to the others surprise, the café was actually pretty crowded with student and staff, who were pleasantly devouring what the staff named 'Tomato frenzy Friday'.

'Damn, now we're not gonna get him to leave 'til he barfs from too many fuckin' tomatoes!" Naruto exasperated and sank into a nearby booth.

As the hour passed, the onyx eyed raven engorged himself on bowl after bowl of different varieties of tomatoes. Seriously, it was scary how many he ate! Though, just as the blonde had thought, right at the ninety minute marker the Uchiha slowed to a stop and slumped into the booth next to Naruto with a slight sheen of sweat across his brow.

'Ugh, I think I ate too much…' Sasuke groaned and seemed to take on a greenish pallor as he brushed his bangs from his eyes.

'Ha, no shit Sasu-' Naruto began to joke before his raven boyfriend inadvertently turned towards him and expelled damn near every last red ball he'd eaten, 'Fuck! Seriously teme? I knew this would happen!' The blonde exclaimed as he jumped away from the spewing zombie looking raven, though he still didn't move away in time to avoid getting puked on.

'Sha-shaddup dobe!' Sasuke mumbled as he tried to stand, but it was in vain as he crumpled back into his previous sitting position.

'Sheesh, ya lucky Kiba and the others left already or they'd never let you live this down…. Come on, I'm takin' you to Shizune.' Naruto sighed and fought back a smirk as he helped the dizzy raven stand steady and head towards the infirmary.

'And ya' better not mention dis' to dem' eitha'…' Sasuke slurred out from behind his hand, which was currently covering his mouth just in case his stomach decided to dispel itself of his favorite food.

'Hahah, sure, sure, now come on! I'm not gonna carry ya the whole way.' Naruto laughed as they walked down the steps outside the café, and headed to the infirmary.

But of course, as they walked through the campus, many of the students stared with questioning expressions as they took in the usually tough looking Uchiha in his sickened state and being helped along by the sunshine blonde male, who they all just assumed was just his best friend at the time, with a vomit covered shirt. It was an extreme rarity that he would even show if he was sick, except for around his gang of friends, and even they were sometimes limited his show of emotions, due to that fact that all Uchiha males carried with them a strong sense of pride, not to mention that their father mainly told them that 'To show one's feelings, is to show one's weakness'…. Riiiiight. But with the way the raven was currently feeling, he could care less about pride and weakness, the only thing he cared about and wanted was for his stomach to stop doing the cabbage patch, running man and/or tootsie roll. Though it felt more like it was break-dancing, and due to his stomach breaking out in a string of dance moves, he was forced to stop more than once along the way and allow his stomach to expel more of the red intrusion, which in turn earned him a few wary glances from Naruto, but after a few minutes of walking, they finally reached their destination and made their way straight into Shizune's office with no more than a wide eyed glance from the receptionist and a quick nod telling them to go right on ahead.

'Hey, Shizune a little help ya think?' Naruto smirked as he practically dragged the half unconscious Sasuke into her office.

'Aiiieee! Naruto, what happened?' Shizune shrieked as she glanced away from her computer, no doubt doing work that Tsunade should've been doing, and took in the pale males' sickly state.

'Nuthin' much, he just pigged out on the cafés tomato buffet. After all he ate I'm not surprised to see him like this.' Naruto answered as he and Shizune helped Sasuke up onto the crackly paper covered cot, though as soon as they got him adjusted that slight greenish tint colored his face once more, 'Aw man, not again!' Naruto exclaimed as he quickly whirled around and grabbed the little trashcan then whipped back around just in time for the raven to hurl into it.

'Oh my, I knew serving nothing but tomatoes wasn't a good idea.' The short hair raven woman sighed, 'Well, how long ago did he eat? How long after he ate did he begin vomiting and how many times has he vomited since then?' Shizune asked as she walked over to the counter and began to scribble on a medical chart, quickly switching into DR mode.

'Uhh, like fifteen mins ago, right after he put his fork down and about four times… well, this makes five now.' Naruto grimaced as he set the trashcan down beside the cot for precautionary measures.

'Okay, well it sounds like he might've just eaten too many too fast, so he should be fine after some Pepto or Mylanta and a Gatorade or two, due to all the fluid he lost from emptying his stomach, his electrolytes are more than likely very low now.' Shizune informed the blonde and walked into the next room for the mentioned items.

'Ugh, this is stupid, you should'a just taken me home dobe.' Sasuke somewhat scoffed and tried to pull himself into a sitting position but only managing to do so slightly from the angle of the noise making seat.

'And have you barfin' all over my car? I think you throwing up so much has made you delirious Sasuke.' The whisker face male threw a questioning look towards the slightly upright raven.

'….. Some boyfriend you are.' The pale raven rolled his eyes and decided that focusing his gaze on the various utensils on the counter was better than paying attention to his tanned car loving boyfriend. However, he completely understood, hell, he wouldn't've wanted to risk being driven home in his own car for fear that he might have thrown up all over the inside.

'Hey, I brought you here didn't I? Did you want to be barfin' all day or have Shizune give ya something for it?' Naruto raised a brow at the opposite facing raven.

'Hn… I wasn't gonna hurl all day.' Sasuke grunted while still looking away from the blonde.

'You know what… fine then, be stubborn!' Naruto snapped and went to sit in a chair in the corner.

'Naruto, I'm not-' Sasuke began to say before Shizune walked back into the room. He'd be lying to himself if he said he wasn't hurt by Naruto's aggravated response, even though he himself was to blame for being, well, stubborn.

'Alright, now Sasuke I want you take two capfuls of the Pepto and at least one whole Gatorade. Though I'd much rather you drink two whole bottles, but I'd rinse my mouth out if I were you before drinking them, Pepto and Gatorade don't taste well together.' Shizune instructed him and set said objects on the counter, 'Stay here for about an hour, I'll be back then to check on you okay?'

'Okay, thanks.' Sasuke nodded and turned back to glanced at the blonde who had removed his vomit ridden shirt while Shizune spoke. Once she left, the raven followed her instructions and quickly downed the chalky tasting pink medicine, then thoroughly rinsed his mouth out with the mouthwash she had also placed on the counter. As he sat back on the cot, he began to drink the first Gatorade and quickly gulped down more than half in record time, no doubt that he was indeed dehydrated. Having paused for air while practically inhaling the blue drink, he looked back over to his eerily silent half-naked boyfriend, who was currently tapping away at his IPhone, not even paying attention to the recovering raven. Well, he was trying not to pay attention anyways.

'Naruto…' Sasuke called for the blondes' attention, wanting him to look at him. Talk to him. Something!

'Hmm…' Naruto somewhat responded but didn't talk his eyes off his phone.

'Are you just gonna sulk and ignore me now?' Sasuke asked with a miffed frown on his perfect features.

'I'm not sulkin' and I'm not ignorin' you.' The blonde replied with a quick glance at his frowning boyfriend and then continued randomly tapping at his phone before slipping it back into his pocket and staring pointedly at the raven.

'You're not talkin' to me and you're not lookin' at me. That's called ignorin' someone, fuckin' idiot.' The raven grumbled and quickly finished off his drink, only to grab the second one and take a long swig.

'You really think I'm ignorin' you?' Naruto smirked and got up to walk to the side of the paper covered cot and leaned down to whisper into his ear, 'Am I ignorin' ya now?' He asked as he licked the shell of his ear, which obviously had a bigger affect on the raven then he thought.

'Wha-' *Cough* Cough* Cough*' Sasuke choked as he tried to protest, but he obviously must've forgot that talking and drinking at the same time is a horrible combination.

'Yo, teme watch it!' Naruto exclaimed and instinctively began to hit the ravens back.

'It's- *Cough*- your fault- *Cough*Cough*- dobe! You just licked me while I was drinkin', so- *Cough*- of course I'd choke!' Sasuke hacked and managed to get a few words out in edgewise.

'Uh- Huh, you sure ya don't need me to give you CPR?' Naruto smirked and sat down on the side of the cot.

'Hn, you'd like that huh?' Sasuke raised a brow at the blonde next to him on the single person cot.

'Just tryna help, unlike before when you were bein' a tight-ass, but I guess-' Naruto spoke but was silenced by a pair of soft lips that quickly pressed against his.

'Sorry, about being stubborn I mean, I was just a little upset for havin' to come here, I guess.' The raven apologized and blushed slightly as he stared at his hands like they were the most interesting thing in the world right then.

'Hmm, aren't you bein' sweet, though I'm not quite sure I believe you just yet.' Naruto smirked with a mischievous gleam in his eyes as he took a slow once over glance at the slightly confused looking raven, though he wasn't confused for long having quickly realized what the blonde was implying.

'Naru,' Sasuke practically purred as he pushed the blonde down on the cot and straddled his hips, 'I'm sorry, really, forgive me?' He asked and kissed his blonde lover once more before he could answer, though this time the kiss was much more drawn out and almost searing with passion. The blonde smirked under the kissed and brought his hands up to rest on his ravens hips as he pulled back to let him speak.

'Hmm, maybe but-' Naruto pursed his lips and was once more cut off by another long searing kiss that was close to leading to something else entirely, 'Okay, okay I forgive you teme, but let's save this,' He squeezed the Sasuke's hips in emphasis, 'for later. We don't want Shizune walkin' in on us.' He finished with a quick glance to the closed door that the mentioned woman had left through.

'Hn, I'll take that risk.' Sasuke smirked and leaned down to lick the paranoid blondes neck, who let out a lusty hiss as his neck was devoured, 'Besides, we've got forty-five more mins before she comes back in to check on me.' The raven mumbled into the crook of his neck, his voice already covered with lust.

'A quickie huh? Alright, S'uke.' Naruto grinned as he felt Sasuke nip his neck at the derogatory term for what they were doing, and slid his hands down the ravens pants to palm his well toned ass. Having decided to cut the foreplay, the two panting males quickly ridded the other of his shirt, well only Sasuke's as Naruto's was currently slung over the chair, and quickly undid the others pants, though this was one part that neither of the two necessarily wanted to cut out and having already decided not to, Sasuke licked the slightly darker tanned member of his boyfriend from base to tip before taking the whole thing into his mouth with amazing suction. To Naruto, the raven had the most lewd tongue, in which he had deemed was made to give the best blow jobs, and the hotness of his moist cavern made him feel like his little man was being consumed by the most pleasurable fire ever!

'Ahh, fuck!' Naruto ground out as the pale head bobbed up and down on his dick, each time taking him deeper and deeper into his blazing mouth, until at one point he could've sworn he felt his tonsils. As the raven continued his ministrations on the panting tanned figure beneath him, the blonde could feel a certain amazing feeling begin to coil in the pit of his stomach as his boyfriend began to suck even harder, but, as if sensing the blondes approaching release, he slowed his movements to a stop and crawled back up the well defined tanned torso with a smirk. As he came to a stop just above the pulsing and weeping member, he quickly leaned back down to place a chaste kiss upon Naruto's plump lips before finally positioning the blonds dick at his entrance and slowly lowered himself down, only to stop just as the head was sheath within him.

'Ssss, Shit Naruto! Are you gettin' bigger every time we fuck?' Sasuke hissed as he shifted forward and placed both his hands on the tanned chest.

'Mmm, I told you ya were a tight ass.' Naruto bit his lip as the tightness of the ravens entrance squeezed around him, he was indeed tight. So much so, that it was almost painful… almost. One would think that by now he would be use to the blondes' impressive length, but each time they had sex it was as if he was taking his virginity again and again.

'Shut it!' Sasuke glared at him with a devilish smirk and, with no warning what-so-ever, he slammed down onto of him, successfully taking in his whole length in one swift movement. At which they both hissed and nearly cursed aloud, but kept their voices hushed so as not to let Shizune hear from the other room. Though, not one to let the pain deter him, the raven shifted back into a upright position and proceeded to move slowly up and down on his gorgeous boyfriend but quickly picking up the tempo as the blonde gripped the ravens flushed weeping member and began to pump it with skillful movements, often sweeping his thumb across the precum covered slit. As the males struggled to keep their pleasure fill moans and hisses low, Naruto decided to best way to distract them from making any noises was to simply keep their mouths busy as well, and with his free hand he gripped the back of the ravens neck and pulled him down to crush their lips together, and soon a heated battle began between their tongues as they hungrily devoured each other's mouths.

Sasuke continued his expert movements atop the blonde, having become extremely good at riding him in just the year that they had been together, said blonde kept up his perfectly matched thrusts upwards as the raven came back down, each time connecting with his prostate and soon both were at the breaking point. Though, to keep his release as low as possible Naruto bit down on the ravens shoulder as Sasuke tightened around him and came with muffed cry into the blondes neck, which tipped the blonde over the edge as he erupted into his pale raven and bit down even harder on his shoulder, so much so that he tasted blood and vaguely register the hiss that came from him as he fell into pure euphoria. As they both lay there, both covered in sweat and Naruto's chest riddled with the ravens release, and his dick still engulfed inside the pale ass, they heard a voice that made them freeze. Whether from terror or horror of what might happen should the person that the voice belonged to might tell their parents, they didn't know, but both cases and feelings quickly merged into one.

'I'll be right there. I'm just going to check in on Sasuke for a moment.' Shizune's voice sounded from the other side of the door.

'Shit!' Both males hissed as they quickly peeled away from each other and hurriedly tried to put their clothes back on, though in the back of their minds they both knew they were busted.

'Ah, but Miss Yakushi, its Miss Uzumaki on the other line, she says it important.' The receptionists' voice spoke next with a somewhat fearful tone behind it.

'Gracious… alright, I'm coming.' Shizune sighed and let go of the half turned door knob to the scrambling males' room.

'…..too close…' Sasuke breathed out and slumped against the counter, only to jump away from it as his abused hole burned as his ass hit the counter. This earned him a loud laugh from the blonde male as he fastened his belt.

'I told you we should'a waited 'til later, now let's hurry and clean up.' Naruto grinned as he walked to the sink and dampened some paper towels to wipe away the evidence of what they had done.

'Hn, alright,' Sasuke rolled his eyes and ripped off the crackly paper covering to the misused cot and pulled another one over it, 'this actually came in handy.' He smirked as he held up the ruined paper for the blonde to see.

'Teme, what am I going to do with you?' Naruto shook his head with a smirk as he grabbed a bottle of disinfectant from under the sink and sprayed in a sweeping motion over their heads.

'Do what you said you'd do,' Sasuke grinned and walked over the blonde, 'finish what we started here at home.' He smiled even wider and wrapped his arms around the tanned neck and gave one last kiss that promised much more later on, then turned to sit back on the cot just as the door opened. Leaving the blonde gaping and standing with the can of disinfectant still in his hand.


AN: …..Oh you're done? Yay! Okay, down to business! As I said in the last chapter, this is a flashback, this happened at the end of their freshmen year and the name 'Tomato Frenzy Friday' nice ne? I actually went through what I made Sasuke go through, though I didn't get sick off of tomatoes {I really can't remember what it was actually} but I was just one step above dying due from having next to no electrolytes which lead to a massive nosebleed and a black out. Scary. But off of that! Shizune has Kabuto's last name, because since they're both medics in the anime, I made them cousins in this story! And the lemon, I- I'm still not completely sold on it, was it okay ne? But, anyways! Onward to the next chapter! Ja ne!

Reason for song: He gave it to him straight up and down!

Please note: Kojika Nara, Suna Akurei, Hyūga Hisae are mine, well my versions of Neji, Hinata and Gaara's parents names, as well as Shikamaru's sister's name. But mine none the less.

- Anna Uzumaki